🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Soomka Yarbles]

I just said that because she doesn't actually seem massive in the video on the car.

That's the interior of a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited. She only "doesn't seem that massive" in it because she's framed the video so that you can't see that she's wider than the driver's seat and because there's a back seat and open cargo area behind it. She tried to disguise her size, but her arm is up against the door on the left side of the video and her other arm is on the center console, with her shoulder being in about the dead center of the vehicle.

I wonder how she gets in. Her IG indicates it's a Rubicon which has the highest stock ground clearance of all the Jeeps. She's short and fat, which is not the ideal for getting into a vehicle with high ground clearance. I suppose the only good part is that she can just ooze right out once someone pops the door off.

 

[Cool Dude 69]

Also, notice how the part that is supposed to go under the boobs is unable to on Tess, either because of her size or because her udders would flop out if worn on the correct spot. It makes the dress look like it has an empire waist.

The cut of the strawberry dress looks good on most people, and would probably look decent on a standard US Fat, too: it has sleeves and accentuates the waist. But Tess is so beyond and a complete outlier as far as size goes that nothing can really, truly make her look nice.

As far as I remember, she had to have modifications on the strawberry dress to fit, even at behemoth size.

 

[Angry New Ager]

As far as I remember, she had to have modifications on the strawberry dress to fit, even at behemoth

IIRC, she couldn't zip it up in the back because fat, and her then-stylist had to improvise a way to hold it closed for the event. She wore her hair down to hide it.

She also received a second strawberry dress, in black, from the designer a few months after wearing the pink one. After making sure everybody knew she had it, and creating a lot of anticipation to see her wearing it, she never did; not even an only-from-the-front view taken at home. Either nobody was willing to help her get into it, or she'd outfatted it by an even bigger margin in a short amount of time.

And the last time the original strawberry dress made an appearance was in late 2020 or early '21, when she made a post about loaning it to one of her many, many black friends, a previously-unseen and never-seen-since "bestie" much smaller than Tess, who could actually fit into the dress. I like to think that random Negress never returned it, still owns it, and can still fit into it, because, while not my thing, that dress did deserve better.

 

[Single_Sock]

And the last time the original strawberry dress made an appearance was in late 2020 or early '21, when she made a post about loaning it to one of her many, many black friends, a previously-unseen and never-seen-since "bestie" much smaller than Tess, who could actually fit into the dress. I like to think that random Negress never returned it, still owns it, and can still fit into it, because, while not my thing, that dress did deserve bebetter.

Didn't she attempt to sell the strawberry dress on some sort of Depop type website back when she had a massive sale of most of her most "famous" outfits?

I believe her ugly shoes she wore when she married Nick were part of that too.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Didn't she attempt to sell the strawberry dress on some sort of Depop type website back when she had a massive sale of most of her most "famous" outfits?

I believe her ugly shoes she wore when she married Nick were part of that too.

If she did, that one slipped past me. I remember her participating in that sale, but I don't think I ever looked to see what items she was selling.

I do wonder if her wedding boots ever sold; she was asking about what they would have cost to buy new, and were still available to buy new at the time.

 

[The Hardest R]

I have not seen her sell the modified strawberry dress. She talked nonstop about this dress for months and if someone were to buy it, they’d see it was modified and it would give the game away. For ego purposes, it was the second to last gasp of attention she ever received (the last being her “anorexia” reveal). I think she will cling onto the dress until the butter err I mean bitter end.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy dump, including Tessy health!

https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/7308847683698150702?lang=en

https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/7308963208071482666?lang=en

https://www.tiktok.com/@tessholliday/video/7311743646640966954?lang=en

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Wow, does she look like utter shit. Hair, skin, overall presentation...

Messy Tessy, no high cholesterol and no high blood pressure doesn't mean you're healthy. It just means that you were relaxed and they used the fatso-cuff on you, likely on your forearm, which fucks with accuracy.

You're still gonna die much younger than you would if you'd actually care for yourself instead of grandstanding for fatties because you're too weak to put down the Little Debbies.

 

[unwieldy_object]

This is a dumb af question and off topic.
But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

Sorry for stupid musings while being feverish

 

[An empty shill]

This is a dumb af question and off topic.
But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

Sorry for stupid musings while being feverish

It's not stupid, it kinda does loop back to Tess, (I'll explain at the end)
It depends on where you live in the states.
If you live anywhere there that's poor as fuck, you WILL see a deathfat.
If you go to anywhere in the states that's poor AND urban, you will see a shit ton of them.

Deathfats are often the result of being poor, they're that big because of their shit diet, which is mostly cheap stuff full of sugar or salt or both.
It costs money to eat healthy, at least in many urban areas that have little to no access to fresh produce or meat. (slight PL, I live in a large city, and I can tell you there are some neighborhoods that just don't have any kind of grocery store near them, only small shops that just carry dry/frozen food.)

However, if you go to a place more affluent, like say Martha's Vineyard, that place is full of rich fuckers that can afford private chefs and personal shoppers that feed those fuckers the best of the best. They also have the dosh to spend on personal trainers to help keep themselves lean, and if that fails to the surgeons to lipo it away!

Tess comes from a poor part of the states where that kind of thing has just become an everyday sight.
Now, just cause she came from a poor place, didn't doom her to be a deathfat, there are a shit ton of thin poor people here too, it's her poor attitude overall that caused her to be this way.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This is a dumb af question and off topic.
But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

Sorry for stupid musings while being feverish

True deathfats, I mean real and proper hambeasts like Tess, are a bit more rare to see in real life.

However, I'll say that 98% of American people have definitely seen at least one. Anyone who has been to a theme park has seen deathfats, anyone who's been to a County Fair in the South has seen deathfats. Anyone who's been to Florida has definitely seen deathfats.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

This is a dumb af question and off topic.
But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

Sorry for stupid musings while being feverish

Spoiler: Anecdotal, of course.

Am down in the South. Within spitting distance of the Atlantic. And near a college.

We have your fucking sticks and your hot bikini chicks along with skinnies and normal people, while we also have a goodly number of just ordinary people and overweight chunkos. We're talking dudes that're shy of 6 foot but probably pressing a solid 250 and girls who're considerably shorter and pushing... not quite the same, but lower 200s, definitely. Think Becky the Thumb from the Amberlynn Reid thread and that's what'cha got.

Seeing actual 'can't walk but waddles instead and gasps for breath after 5 feet' people or those super-fats who're confined to scooty puffs in public is actually more rare than many would think in this area, but I've seen a dude that had to be into the 400s (outside of one of the most awesome soul food restaurants around, so go figure) and a total of 2 super-chunks who were likely pressing Tess size at Walmart monopolizing scooters used by more 'normal' overweight people or the ancient.

So... it's not as common as many would think. In this region, 'overweight' is the norm - hamplanets are still, thankfully, an anomaly and get the stares they properly deserve.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Deathfats are often the result of being poor, they're that big because of their shit diet, which is mostly cheap stuff full of sugar or salt or both.

The thing is that we have poor people here who eat like shit too but they don't reach those sizes.
They become midfat because food prices are higher here.

So someone on social security for example can't afford to eat as much as it would take to reach deathfat status.

 

[An empty shill]

The thing is that we have poor people here who eat like shit too but they don't reach those sizes.
They become midfat because food prices are higher here.

So someone on social security for example can't afford to eat as much as it would take to reach deathfat status.

Here in the States, you can buy a lot of fatty food real cheap.
You've seen those little debbie christmas cakes Tess eats and every one makes fun of her for?

You can buy a box of them, that contains like 5 cakes, for as little as $2.75 to $3.25 a box.
So you could get up to like four or five boxes of them for a little over/under $10 bucks
That's like 20 to 25 cakes.
Wanna know how much just ONE of those cakes are in calories?
220.
Imagine her eating the whole box.
Imagine her eating two boxes or,god forbid, all four to five boxes.
It adds up real quick...

 

[Angry New Ager]

You've seen those little debbie christmas cakes Tess eats and every one makes fun of her for?

You can buy a box of them, that contains like 5 cakes, for as little as $2.75 to $3.25 a box.
So you could get up to like four or five boxes of them for a little over/under $10 bucks
That's like 20 to 25 cakes.
Wanna know how much just ONE of those cakes are in calories?
220.
Imagine her eating the whole box.
Imagine her eating two boxes or,god forbid, all four to five boxes.
It adds up real quick...

We also have dollar stores, where everything in them was $1 (and is now $1.25). They have a grocery section, full of canned foods and boxed mixes, with very few actual ingredients that could be used to put together a healthy meal (and if you know how to cook with them, you're either buying them elsewhere for cheaper, or getting them for free from a food bank).

Among the groceries are a couple of aisles full of nothing but cookies, snack cakes, chips, candy, and other junk food. And whenever I'm in Dollar Tree, there's at least one fatty in there buying a cart full of cookies and candy and chips. Sometimes they're accompanied by at least one fat child, but usually they're alone. And even if they don't have a cart full, it's all so cheap it's hard to get out of the store without impulse-buying a couple of snacks, or a package of cookies.

If you're a binge eater of sweets, or even if you just comfort-eat a lot of that stuff (which a lot of people do), the dollar store's got your fat ass covered, especially if you don't have a lot of money. And they're everywhere—I can think of three of them within a short drive of me, despite living outside a small town, and I'm sure there are ones I don't know about yet.

So I was not at all surprised to see Tess getting her shitty snack cakes from a dollar store. I'd bet she's been a regular customer for a while. And if she's only just started shopping at them? Gorl's gonna pack on a lot more weight, once she gets into the habit of buying all her junk food there.

 

[An empty shill]

Holy shit, I honestly forgot about dollar stores, you're right in that you can buy even more stuf like that for even less.
Just shows you how easy it is to become a death fat here in the States.

 

[unwieldy_object]

Holy shit, I honestly forgot about dollar stores, you're right in that you can buy even more stuf like that for even less.
Just shows you how easy it is to become a death fat here in the States.

Yeah our Dollarstores (it's a chain store) is a place if you want cheap stuff but the prices range is definitely above a dollar.

 

[OttoWest]

This is a dumb af question and off topic.
But how common is it to see a deathfat in the US? I know it's a huge fucking country and depends on where you live etc etc but just say if live in one of the states with the most fatties..

I'm so curious if every kiwi here from the US have seen one in real life because I happen to live in the dark North of Scandinavia and I've never seen one, of course I've seen some real fat people but even the fattest one I can think of is still comparably small to the deathfats and infinifats and what not.

Sorry for stupid musings while being feverish

Southern Walmarts will always have a range of deathfats present. As ubiquitous to WM Supercenters as the used diaper crammed on a shelf.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

From my experience, dollar stores rarely beat Walmart or other discount markets in price per stuff you get. But something about them attracts trash even more than walmart

 

[Angry New Ager]

From my experience, dollar stores rarely beat Walmart or other discount markets in price per stuff you get. But something about them attracts trash even more than walmart

I honestly think it's because doing the math is easier at the dollar store.