Facebook Update 15/05

[Marvin]

This.

The Facebook post isn't Chris crying because he is lacking the essentials; it's Chris crying because his mommy won't give him money for toys.

Heh, yeah. Really, fatty's not wanting for anything. He's got all the food he wants, he's got a house to live in, for now. He'll sink a grand into legos once in awhile. Right now, he just sees an opportunity to get more legos.

Do what you want with your money, but personally, I've got better things to piss my money away on. Like cheeseburgers.

 

[normankrasner]

He'd screen out of every survey. He's an unemployed, 30+ year old man who doesn't own a house, have any investments, doesn't make any of the major purchasing decisions for his household, has no kids, and probably isn't going to be purchasing a new car or a house any time soon. He might qualify for some of the videogame surveys, but honestly no companies would give a shit about his opinion on anything enough to pay him for it.

assuming he told the truth on the qualifier

Every Barnes & Nobles I've been to has a cafe area with overpriced food & coffee, a la Starbucks. That's my guess.

Aren't B&N and Starbucks a little too high brow or adult oriented for Chris unlike McDonalds or Burger King with their indoor play areas?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Does he think he is the only one to have a hard life?

Yes. That is all he has ever believed.

Like Marvin said, if you've got money to burn, why not spend it doing something fun for yourself? Get yourself a game, go to a show, whatever. It's your entertainment money. Chris wants to buy toys and games? He can spend his own entertainment money on himself.

 

[Anonimo]

Chris wants a Lego Rapunzel tower? I guess he considers himself an irl Rapunzel waiting for the Flynn Rider-esque sweetheart of his dreams to come rescue him from mommy's tight leash and her new rental house hoard.

Well, he has the long golden hair part down at least, though I think the Flynn Rider-esque sweetheart would want to consider investing in a ladder or some climbing cables. All that grease probably makes his hair too hard to grip...

Sending him empty gift cards/LEGO boxes seems like a thing to do, but it's gonna happen, and we're probably going to hear from Chris about it.

Finally, someone else who agrees! Is it even worth mentioning that the the first rule of this forum is displayed in the banner near the top of the page specifically states: No trolling plans ? I'm no moderator or even a Christorical figure, but I'm honestly ashamed with some of the users who proposed this idea. Whether Chris is a greedy bastard or not he doesn't deserve that. I'm sorry if I sound like a white knight, but I thought we were past this kind of thing...

That's one of the biggest shit about Chris.
He thinks that by just saying "PLEASE" people are OBLIGED to fulfill his request.
Just like how he thinks just saying, "and I apologize for that." is a sufficient atonement

It may have worked with Barb for a time when he was little, but now, not so much. And remember, Chris's form of an apology as of late tends to go like this:

I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.

He apologizes, then he says please and expects that people are going to meet his demands......no. And that's not even mentioning his numerous attempts to get unbanned from the Game PLACe because they were the only place that had Eye of Jugment cards...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He apologizes, then he says please and expects that people are going to meet his demands......no. And that's not even mentioning his numerous attempts to get unbanned from the Game PLACe because they were the only place that had Eye of Jugment cards...

Those apologies are particularly ridiculous because Chris doesn't even know for what he's "apologizing"; figuring out what he did wrong would take work, and he doesn't want to do that. You can't be "sorry" when you don't understand your own transgressions, so really he's just saying a bunch of words and expecting it to be good enough to get people off his back even though he doesn't regret anything he did.

 

[DeadMansHand]

Please tell me his plan isn't to turn that Jean Grey/Phoenix figure into a tiny little Lego Voodoo Ivy doll.

Please?

 

[The Mackers]

@Mackers: I think Chris and his mom are both unaware enough to buy other stuff instead of the essentials and than run out when they need it most, (it isn't like Barb is that great with money or diet). I know he isn't going to learn anything from this, I don't expect him to unless one of his friends talks to him about why this is wrong.

If your handing out gift cards for supermarkets, can I have some too? I can send you my information. thatll be great

 

[Anonimo]

I wonder if he's going to use any of the mini figures to represent either himself of other people in his various facebook statuses? You know, something kind of like how he used the Black Sonichu medallion back in the day.

-I figure that he would probably use the head of the vampire mini figure to "show his fangs" in LEGO for photos in an angry Facebook status like he did with the "Zombie Chris" when he was mad at his gal pals. Think"Yew LULZy creeps bet'r watch out, cause if yew don't, I'm goin git you! Hehehehe!
-Alternatively, the bizarro head might be used in a photo where Chris expresses his disbelief at something such as his revelation about the true natures of his "gal pals" trying to look like a dramatic NOOOOOOOOO moment, but will probably just come off as looking mildly bemused.
-Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde and the Mad Scientist might be used to represent the DANG DIRTY TROLLS and is probably his idea of what we all look like and how we act in real life.
Mad Scientist Troll: (In a bad Eastern European accent) Mwahahahahaha, az soon az I feenesh thees evul concoction, I shall prevent zat CWC frum ever finding happiness! MWAHAHA!!!
-The rockstar's head, guitar, and possibly legs may be cannabalized as new parts for LEGO CWC. Also, am I the only one who looks at the pink Mohawk and doesn't think of Monnie Riot?
-The judge's head looks like it might become a part of a new LEGO Snyder for his voodoo sessions
-The Witch, Amazon, and the Gypsy might be cannabalized to make a new LEGO Megan, also for voodoo sessions.

As for all the buildings, he's probably trying to build LEGO CWCville 2.0, and the stuff like the TMNT, Simpsons and Spongebob kits are supposed to make up the hodgepodge of pop culture icons that apparently inhabit the place...

Thoughts?

 

[Lively Weather]

@Mackers: Turns out I don't have all that much I want to spare right now. Maybe $10.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

Please tell me his plan isn't to turn that Jean Grey/Phoenix figure into a tiny little Lego Voodoo Ivy doll.

Please?

Oh, you know that's exactly what he's going to do with it. I mean, the guy drew boobs on a Ninja Turtle minifigure

 

[A-Stump]

If Chris goes hungry, it's his fault. I'm sure he and his mother reap food benefits (It seems highly unlikely she wouldn't be interested in FREE FOODS!), and barring that, they both have incomes and could go to the neighborhood food bank if they somehow can't cope any other way. They're not destitute, they're just really ignorant and shouldn't have their bad choices rewarded.

 

[The Mackers]

@Mackers: Turns out I don't have all that much I want to spare right now. Maybe $10.

And your giving $10 to Chris instead of me? But he's worse than Hitler!

 

[fridgesrants]

I just checked Chris's Facebook again. He literally posted $1000+ Lego's that he wants people to get for him. I guess he needs to rebuild CWCville. On a strange note I did not know he liked Spongebob because one of the sets posted was a Spongebob set. Spongebob started in 1999 when he was nearly an adult.

 

[CatParty]

I just checked Chris's Facebook again. He literally posted $1000+ Lego's that he wants people to get for him. I guess he needs to rebuild CWCville. On a strange note I did not know he liked Spongebob because one of the sets posted was a Spongebob set. Spongebob started in 1999 when he was nearly an adult.

Chris is not and will never be an adult.

 

[BatNapalm]

@Mackers: I think Chris and his mom are both unaware enough to buy other stuff instead of the essentials and than run out when they need it most, (it isn't like Barb is that great with money or diet). I know he isn't going to learn anything from this, I don't expect him to unless one of his friends talks to him about why this is wrong.

His ass-patters have tried to tell him what he does is wrong in the past and he just blames someone else and keeps doing it.

 

[Dr.Research]

I don't know, the one by me has a moderately sized toy section filled with Legos and plastic ponies. They also have a fairly nice selection of movies & music, expensive as hell but filled with a lot of obscure stuff for pretensions assholes like me (Hi Cole.) I could see Chris going there and blowing a bunch of money on building blocks and MLP DVDs.

Maybe it's just mine then. My B&N does have a children and toy section, but there really isn't anything that Chris would like. I haven't seen any MLP or Legos, it's mostly board games, plushies and other figures that I don't think he's really bothering about.

 

[Lively Weather]

@Mackers: I don't think Chris could use that little effectively with what he "knows" about money. So not giving it to him.

I hope someone helps him, or he tries to help himself. But once again I fear that it will never happen.

 

[A-Stump]

@Mackers: I don't think Chris could use that little effectively with what he "knows" about money. So not giving it to him.

I hope someone helps him, or he tries to help himself. But once again I fear that it will never happen.

The one time people did help him he proceeded to effectively shit all over Null and call him a 'dodo brain' because he didn't know how cheques actually work.

 

[Some JERK]

assuming he told the truth on the qualifier

Successfully lying isn't Chris's strong suit. If anyone could get caught in a lie by a web script, it's Chris.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

My first and most TRUE and HONEST reaction is this: Fuck you, Chris. I'm feeling guilty about stopping for lunch some days because I want to make sure my family has sufficient grocery money for the next week, and you're expecting me to buy you top-shelf Legos? Shit, some of those sets could pay my utility bills for two months and that's why I don't buy them for myself!!

That said... I wonder if Chris wants these gifts badly enough.

$10 Gift Card = video

$25 Gift Card = New Sonichu comic, 10 page minimum

Lego set = video, not less than five minutes, of Chris talking about his hooker, his mom, Rob Bell, Snyder, or any other matter of significance