🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Elmo]

If you conceive a baby boy in Rome and you are a cultured gentleman, you name him Romulus. Especially when you already have son named (ale)Xander. If, heavens forbid, you have a third son you can name him Jésus since that's a real Spanish name and shows that you are very serious about the tradcath life.

Romulus Ralph sounds horrifying.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Rasta is a good man

Don't let the triangle fool you

I accept that my daughter has some small chance of growing up and falling into a relationship with a heroin addict, or a sociopath, god forbid maybe even a black guy. There’s a chance she’ll experience single motherhood, in which case we’d have a talk with her about how all the tech people immigrate from countries with no women because of sex selective abortion. So while they’re painfully awkward and smell like curry, at least they have resources.

But anything analogous to Ethan Ralph? No. That takes a whole ass character arc of becoming craven, low self esteem, resenting everything around you even when it’s shit, etc.

You have to be absolutely destroyed to look at something as loathsome as the gunt and feel anything but disgust.

 

[Kiwisee]

This pig abomination has successfully ripped her from her family. What kind of woman would allow this?

The kind of woman who puts up with this is one who isn’t mentally healthy herself. In the past, she has talked publicly about having a low sense of self worth among other issues.

He is doubling down on isolating her from family so he can have an easier time controlling her. He can hold whatever black mail material over her head and threaten to release it, even though he’s been charged for releasing revenge pornography (that only confirmed how small his Memphis micro really is).

He has to double down because he has no one else in his life; he’s burned so many bridges without a second thought.

He is the stereotypical abusive, redneck drunk that shows up in a Stephen King novel. His violent outbursts are a point of concern because there will come a time when he gets so drunk, that he’ll hit either May or Rozy.

Given how easy he is to get agitated, I am dreading when Rozy reaches her toddler years and starts doing typical baby things like melting down. I highly doubt he’ll have the patience to deal with her when she’s 2-4 years old; especially when he’s plastered out of his mind.

Assuming he’s around for another 10 years, and that May still hasn’t left, the majority of Rozy’s early childhood is going to be mostly spent with May rather than Ralph.

Because, like many children of alcoholics, all they’ll see is a bumbling, angry shell of a person that shouts at her/her mother/people on the internet. And, like a lot of children of alcoholics, she’ll grow to resent him for being an unreliable parent who regularly chooses alcohol over his own kid.

He is an addict, and will continue to be one until he truly hits rock bottom or dies. Rozy is the one who will pay the biggest price for his addiction if May doesn’t get her into a healthier home environment.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I can't wait to read Ethan Ralph Jr's thread in 18 years.

I personally cannot wait for this day:

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I’m confused about Ethan’s Brooks Brothers jacket. I can’t find one that looks like it in men’s clothing, only women’s?

He probably bought it at the outlet store, which has its own lines of clothing that are designed and assembled entirely independently from BB’s normal lines, and are sub par to BB’s already declining quality.

BB isn’t anything to flex about. It’s just what normal people wear to work.

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

The kind of woman who puts up with this is one who isn’t mentally healthy herself. In the past, she has talked publicly about having a low sense of self worth among other issues.

He is doubling down on isolating her from family so he can have an easier time controlling her. He can hold whatever black mail material over her head and threaten to release it, even though he’s been charged for releasing revenge pornography (that only confirmed how small his Memphis micro really is).

He has to double down because he has no one else in his life; he’s burned so many bridges without a second thought.

He is the stereotypical abusive, redneck drunk that shows up in a Stephen King novel. His violent outbursts are a point of concern because there will come a time when he gets so drunk, that he’ll hit either May or Rozy.

Given how easy he is to get agitated, I am dreading when Rozy reaches her toddler years and starts doing typical baby things like melting down. I highly doubt he’ll have the patience to deal with her when she’s 2-4 years old; especially when he’s plastered out of his mind.

Assuming he’s around for another 10 years, and that May still hasn’t left, the majority of Rozy’s early childhood is going to be mostly spent with May rather than Ralph.

Because, like many children of alcoholics, all they’ll see is a bumbling, angry shell of a person that shouts at her/her mother/people on the internet. And, like a lot of children of alcoholics, she’ll grow to resent him for being an unreliable parent who regularly chooses alcohol over his own kid.

He is an addict, and will continue to be one until he truly hits rock bottom or dies. Rozy is the one who will pay the biggest price for his addiction if May doesn’t get her into a healthier home environment.

At this point he's using basic cult-like manipulation tactics on Pantsu. On one hand it's sad to see her fall for it, on the other hand she's pretty dumb and also a shitty person. No person with half a brain, or even a shred of compassion and dignity would allow their child to go through this nonsense.

That kid needs to get the fuck away from these people. I can believe Pantsu is taking care of the kid for now, but it'll only get worse as time goes by, especially if he keeps chipping away at her self respect. I could easily see Ralph beating the shit out of a crying toddler because it's the only fight he has a chance of winning.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He can hold whatever black mail material over her head and threaten to release it, even though he’s been charged for releasing revenge pornography (that only confirmed how small his Memphis micro really is).

I’ve always wondered what the hell he was thinking by sending that. Most people wouldn’t want the world to know they have a small dick and love the smell of shit.

I guess it just goes to my theory that for Ralph, the most disgusting thing he can think of, the lowest he can go, is himself.

 

[RonPaul2008]

I saw a Twitter account that’s “Sandra Ralph’s Ghost”.

Not sure how he’s going to out-low that, or ever intentionally be as funny.

Ralph plays a heel but only because he's no one's hero.

He doesn't know how to accept defeat. He's just "not the type of guy to let things like that go."

 

[Estate]

Piggy power stancing and tea bagging the horse patriarch on twitter is raw kino nectar of the corn gods.
So, I would like to take this moment and drag my balls across the faces of all the moral fags and pearl clutching homosexuals running rampant on this site. You cocksuckers are the cancer that kills this site and your ice cold takes is something that should be written on a piece of paper, just so I can wipe dogshit of the floor. Rope yourselves you cumguzzling nigger faggots.
As for the absolute chads, that do nothing but get giddy and laugh at Ralph for the absolute sektpr khantent he is, I tip my fedora and toast a glass of box wine. You kings don't give a shit what Ralph does or to whom, as long as it's funny, and for that I simply love you.
No homo!

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Romulus Ralph sounds horrifying.

In the Hillbilly Apocalypse, only one being is feared above all others ROM-YAH-LUS RALPH.
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[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Narcissists quite often neck themselves. Their antics take them often to those points of no return.

People misunderstand narcissism. They think that being a narc is thinking you're hot fucking shit 24/7 when that's arguably only really the case when it comes to the most grandiose and actually psychotically deluded ones.

That's a completely different league from guys like Ralph. Ralph has to bury the shame, the trauma, and the insecurity on a daily basis. All of the alcohol, pills, and gluttony isn't just because he finds that stuff fun. His hedonism is partially motivated by wanting to drown his problems in Maker's Mark and benzos because otherwise they'll come knocking every now and then, like his weird relationship with the late Father Ralph, his actually feeling betrayed by various people, and so on, and so forth.

Most narcs are just traumatised little shits deep inside who could never cope with whatever hand life dealt them early on.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is killing himself. But doesn’t have the guts to do it instantly so he’s living like a degenerate bum and offing himself in slow motion, pretending it’s some kind of rock star life.

Ralph is profoundly mentally ill. He genuinely cannot see how pathetic he looks to everyone but his retarded fans. If he could, he’d drop dead from embarrassment.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph is profoundly mentally ill. He genuinely cannot see how pathetic he looks to everyone but his retarded fans. If he could, he’d drop dead from embarrassment.

Most people make the argument that having children is what will (hopefully) snap most people out of their self-absorbed and self-destructive lives as a strong impetus for getting clean and back on the right track because of how a child can give them some kind of "greater purpose" in life. If anything, Ralph is the exact opposite in that it has accelerated it (well, more specifically, his marriage) to points of near or no return since all of his risky decision-making just keeps getting worse and worse with no foresight at all for his family. Then again, Ralph says he has no family, just a whore of a wife and her bastard daughter. He has no interest in their health, Rozy's education (much less any inheritance to speak of), saving away anything for retirement or even health related costs. How is he going to take care of any medical bills that Amanda or Rozy have? What about when she needs dental work? Nope, nope, nope.

 

[Gonzales]

>breeding your wife, then telling the world and your virgin "christ is kang" larping audience about it

>trying to own the grandfather with another spite baby because he broke some wrasslin memorabilia

> +50 pages ITT coping and seething about the hanging stomach flesh man

Based and gvntpilled. Absolute king.

Foxdickfarms BTFO'd again!

"Daddy, was I a mistake?"

"No, nooo, little Nicolas Fuentes Ralph, I impregnated your horse mom out of spite when your grandad threw away 100 dollars worth of my plastic trash."

 

[Hüftpriester]

Apologies if late but haven't seen this posted here and it was the first thing I thought of when Ralph released that repulsive tweet last night.

 

[HackerX]

I often like to share the exploits of some of the prominent cows on the site with my girlfriend. If Tomlinson or Keffals or Dong-Gone does something funny or heinous, I share it with her. And most of the time, she just humors me. She finds some of it funny, sure, but I mean, this shit takes a certain kind of person to enjoy, and I get that. I do appreciate that she at least humors me, listens, and gives me some boilerplate reactions.

But Ralph? Ralph is different. She fucking HATES Ralph. I told her about this particular shitshow when the news first broke, and she was enraptured. I mean seriously, when it comes to other lolcows, I'll tell her the thing that happened, she'll laugh or cringe or say "What the fuck" and then we move on. But with Ralph we have full blown in-depth conversations about the dude, with us throwing theories and predictions back and forth. It's actually quite fun. But more importantly it illustrates the point of this rant: even a person who does not truly give a shit about lolcow stuff or internet gossip will naturally find themselves hating Ralph when they learn of his existence. He's a truly horrible, irredeemable little goblin monster.

Spoiler: GF's Take on Events

If anyone's curious, my girlfriend's stance on this whole shitshow is this: Ralph is an abusive drunken piece of shit. It is not a question of if he'll hurt Meigh or the baby, but rather a question of when. Even though Meigh is a gross pedo lolicon retard, even she does not deserve to be hurt in a domestic dispute (which, for the record, I do agree with, even if she did this to herself). And thus, my girlfriend hopes that Meigh will eventually wake the fuck up and get away from this monster before the worst happens, if not for her sake then for the sake of the baby.

The issue is, there is no human aspect behind May's eyes. She's infinitely more pathetic than Ralph and creeps me the hell out at the same time. It could be something along the lines of battered wife syndrome, but she had her chance. The golden opportunity even. But why didn't she? She may have personal belongings on Mexico, but realistically there's nothing significant enough in the Airbnb for that to make sense.

The threat of a released sex tape is also a non-factor. If it exist and in the control of her Pig husband, that shit is public information with TBD release date. She can deal with that by simple not getting on the Internet. The reaction will prominently be Ralph-focused and her existence in the minds of Farmers/lolcow enjoyers will fade quickly. (Of course this is what she should do, not what she will do when that tape gets released)

She just enjoys something about the relationship. We can only speculate because it obviously isn't a positive aspect, just look at Ralph and count the redeeming factors he provides. The fact she chooses that EVERY SINGLE DAY over the wellbeing of her poor child is just May being May. There is no waking up. Ethan has a better chance of waking up and returning to normalcy than May.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

If you conceive a baby boy in Rome and you are a cultured gentleman, you name him Romulus. Especially when you already have son named (ale)Xander. If, heavens forbid, you have a third son you can name him Jésus since that's a real Spanish name and shows that you are very serious about the tradcath life.

Romulus Augustulus, maybe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

having children is what will (hopefully) snap most people out of their self-absorbed and self-destructive lives

Yeah that’s not how it works with emotionally stunted overgrown toddlers. The world will always revolve around themselves. Kids are novelties to these types, especially if they can indulge the “mini me” angle. Ralph isn’t in his son’s life and can’t do the “my pride and joy” shit with a girl, so literally his entire urge to procreate is based on how much he cares about Null and Kiwi Farms. It’s hilariously pathetic.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah that’s not how it works with emotionally stunted overgrown toddlers. The world will always revolve around themselves. Kids are novelties to these types, especially if they can indulge the “mini me” angle. Ralph isn’t in his son’s life and can’t do the “my pride and joy” shit with a girl, so literally his entire urge to procreate is based on how much he cares about Null and Kiwi Farms. It’s hilariously pathetic.

I think, though, that being a parent changes a normal person’s perspective on Ralph from “cow” to “horrorcow.”

 

[Elmo]

I think, though, that being a parent changes a normal person’s perspective on Ralph from “cow” to “horrorcow.”

It does make you wonder though that if Ralph got his wish with Ethan Jr, how shitty would he treat him? That's another mouth to feed and his "ideal" or "true" heir would probably just be tossed to the wayside like all of the other things in his life because he views people as objects. Once something no longer serves any use or purpose to him, he discards it.