Escaping the United States

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Convert to Judaism and you are pretty much guaranteed to be safe in America and you get an Israeli passport. It’s a year to convert but then you have the magical ability to call anything you don’t like anti-semitic and get automatic deference as a result. BLM didn’t burn down any synagogues, they know the score.
Don’t you have to get circumcised though? Like is it really worth it to get a part of your dick chopped off?
 
Honestly, the best course of action if you're a poorfag isn't to escape from the United States but to escape into the United States and go for a rural part of a red state. Others bring that up and I'm inclined to agree.

If you've got money and you have a skill like coding, nursing, or one of the more useful and marketable STEM degrees, then your best bet is Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia. If you're a Jew, then there's Israel.

Go somewhere that's already kinda impoverished so the cost of living is lower than average and is less likely to be as fucked by the eternal lockdowns as the cities and suburbs or blue states.

Pretty much anywhere within Appalachia that isn't also in Virginia or Pennsylvania is a safe bet.

West Virginia in particular is a good locale, as is Eastern Kentucky and Northeastern Tennessee.

West Virginia even has the bonus of not having a deep blue large city to cause a Manhattan Effect like Richmond and Washington DC did to Virginia or what Asheville and Atlanta are currently doing to North Carolina and Georgia.

The closest thing to a major city in West Virginia are Charleston and Huntington, and they're purple or light blue at best. The one major Democrat politician at the federal level from there is Joe Manchin of all people.

Another bonus about living in West Virginia would be that it's one of the few red states that doesn't attract Californian refugees or New Yorkers and DC douchebags. It was also a free state that opposed the Confederacy during the Civil War, so it's a lower priority for the revanchist "racial equity" politicians and is the Whitest state east of the Mississippi River.

The biggest drawbacks are the remoteness of the state and the fact it is an endemically impoverished area. If you've got some kind of skill or certification that can be easily marketed anywhere, that's not as big of an issue though but it is still something to consider.

I'm seriously thinking of moving there by the end of 2021 at the very latest and I've been working towards that even before 2020 started.

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Honestly, having thought about this a bit, anyone really worried about this upcoming administration would be probably better off moving into the reddest of the red states instead of moving abroad. No need to learn a foreign language, and the culture there will certainly be easier to fit into then one in a completely different country.
What about just moving into a much redder part of the state?

For example, Texas is increasingly turning blue, but West Texas and and the Panhandle became redder. The state might be an unique case though since there was a significant movement among South Texans Hispanics to Trump. Worth noting that in Texas, almost every county except Bexar with a 50%+ Hispanic population voted more for Trump in 2020 than in 2016, even managed to flip Zapata County which hadn't happened in a century.

I'd say the Republicans should move to convince conservative and moderate Hispanics to vote for them, but I also think the party is screwed and we are headed towards a 2024 landslide for The Wicked Witch of Commiefornia.
 
If you're genuine about wanting to move, and not just venting, move to Australia. If you have any kind of trade qualifications the money is good (unless you're an electrician, because we don't use your faggy 120v system, we use 240v). Of all the countries that I've visited, I'd only choose to live in the USA or Australia. We don't have all the American freedoms, but it's still pretty good. We have a vary varied climate (from Asian tropical in the north to Scottish cold in the south, plus a massive desert in the middle), the culture is really chilled out, and if you can hook up with an Australian girl (or guy, I won't judge), you can do a defacto visa and become a permanent resident.
We don't get to have all your cool guns, but I can legally go hunting every day of the year if I choose to.
Just try to avoid the cities, because they are pozzed as fuck, especially Melbourne and Sydney.
I live an hour from Melbourne, and except for the planes that pass overhead, you wouldn't know.
We also have a reasonably low cost of living, and wages are high.
Eta: I meet a lot of people who are from the UK doing unskilled labour work who are making $25+ an hour, so you don't need to be a skilled migrant, and working tourist visas last for 2 years if you want to try before you buy.
 
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Learn to Code, become a Bitcoin Billionaire, or join a mercenary group and shoot sand people.
That's sand niggers, dear ser. Check your privelege.
Ideally, we all band together and raid navy scrapyards to create a giant steel galleon the size of a city and go wherever we want
So ,mortal engines. Are there going to be battleship waifus ?
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In all seriousness though, where the fuck else would you run to? The US at least is sparse, lawful and decentralized enough to provide some stay of execution from the powers that be, most of the world is a lot worse in that regard. If you have to ask us for advice to find some Third World country to emigrate to, then that probably means it isn't that great an idea to begin with.
I hear the mountains in Pennsylvania would make nice hiding holes for some good ole fashion hide and seek reenactment like in Minecraft but less black and more star spangled banner (Well less black if you minus the coals there.

several insane r*ght wingers believe that we are on the verge of civilizational collapse (within a couple hundred years) so forming smol communities now might not be a bad idea.
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If you're genuine about wanting to move, and not just venting, move to Australia. If you have any kind of trade qualifications the money is good (unless you're an electrician, because we don't use your faggy 120v system, we use 240v). Of all the countries that I've visited, I'd only choose to live in the USA or Australia. We don't have all the American freedoms, but it's still pretty good. We have a vary varied climate (from Asian tropical in the north to Scottish cold in the south, plus a massive desert in the middle), the culture is really chilled out, and if you can hook up with an Australian girl (or guy, I won't judge), you can do a defacto visa and become a permanent resident.
How much do Australians mind people from the US moving there? Does the southern part of Australia have the massive spiders and other horrifying creatures?

I've also wanted to leave the US for awhile, and not just because of current year shenanigans, though that certainly doesn't help.
I'd like to find somewhere cold, most of the digital nomad meme types seem to go to tropical countries. I know Canada is an obvious choice but I'm not sure i'm interested. I can learn a new language, but it's obviously helpful if they use a lot of English.
 
If you're genuine about wanting to move, and not just venting, move to Australia. If you have any kind of trade qualifications the money is good (unless you're an electrician, because we don't use your faggy 120v system, we use 240v). Of all the countries that I've visited, I'd only choose to live in the USA or Australia. We don't have all the American freedoms, but it's still pretty good. We have a vary varied climate (from Asian tropical in the north to Scottish cold in the south, plus a massive desert in the middle), the culture is really chilled out, and if you can hook up with an Australian girl (or guy, I won't judge), you can do a defacto visa and become a permanent resident.
We don't get to have all your cool guns, but I can legally go hunting every day of the year if I choose to.
Just try to avoid the cities, because they are pozzed as fuck, especially Melbourne and Sydney.
I live an hour from Melbourne, and except for the planes that pass overhead, you wouldn't know.
We also have a reasonably low cost of living, and wages are high.
Eta: I meet a lot of people who are from the UK doing unskilled labour work who are making $25+ an hour, so you don't need to be a skilled migrant, and working tourist visas last for 2 years if you want to try before you buy.

If you're fleeing America to escape the influence of the Woke Left, then Australia's one of the worst countries to visit. Sorry, but no.

Aussies are kind of like TERF's in the sense that they're turbo-woke on everything except one specific issue (China for Australia, troons for TERF's) and I'd rather be dead than live in Australia or Northern Europe.

Granted, Australia is better than Germany, Sweden, or the UK but I'd only consider moving to Australia as an absolute last resort.
 
I'm curious which countries, third-world or not, would be the best places to go to away from the United States while Mister. Let me be clear... *squints at teleprompter* is still around and not coofing. @Syaoran Li , @Harvey Danger , any takers, any suggestions?
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Do whatever the chinks tell you to?
Do 3-D waifu pillows count, Mihoyo tech otakus saving the world? What about our future waifu sex-bots, sorry housewives?
 
I'm curious which countries, third-world or not, would be the best places to go to away from the United States while Mister. Let me be clear... *squints at teleprompter* is still around and not coofing. @Syaoran Li , @Harvey Danger , any takers, any suggestions?

Do 3-D waifu pillows count, Mihoyo tech otakus saving the world? What about our future waifu sex-bots, sorry housewives?

Hmm, I'd say there's Cambodia and the Philippines if you're going for Southeast Asia. US dollars go a lot farther there too.

For Europe, go for somewhere in Southern Europe or Eastern Europe. Avoid Northern Europe like the plague.
 
If you're fleeing America to escape the influence of the Woke Left, then Australia's one of the worst countries to visit. Sorry, but no.

Aussies are kind of like TERF's in the sense that they're turbo-woke on everything except one specific issue (China for Australia, troons for TERF's) and I'd rather be dead than live in Australia or Northern Europe.

Granted, Australia is better than Germany, Sweden, or the UK but I'd only consider moving to Australia as an absolute last resort.
If you live in a major city/watch mainstream media, I totally agree.
If you get out of the cities though, most of us are "live and let live" and the more rural you get the more it becomes "leave me alone".
Not to suggest that Australians are based shitlords, but in my experience, most people aren't particularly interested in woke shit except for the loud voices on social media.
Of course ymmv..
 
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