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- 1 de Jul, 2017
This information might be 60+ years out of date, but if you join the US military, defect to North Korea. They will give you a bunch of free shit including a wife (who is actually a spy out to report on you), set you up in a nice apartment in Pyongyang, and even give you an acting career (as the bad guy/imperialist) in propaganda films. I'm not sure if they'll take just anyone, so you might need to spend a few years in the military first and try and get access to something secret first or at least learn a useful skill, but if you do then you're set for life since DPRK loves defectors. You will also make the news since no US soldier has defected since the early 80s (and only 6 have total).
Also, remember to watch out for the minefield in the DMZ, don't get shot dead, and you will be beaten and tortured for a few days before you'll be able to convince them you hate America and genuinely want to live in glorious North Korea. It's probably possible to defect to DPRK if you aren't in the military, but you'll need some sort of security clearance or knowledge of corporate secrets that takes a lot more work than just a couple of years in the military doing whatever.
Slightly harder is going to some country that hates the US like Russia or China and ignore the fact that everything is a rusty, broken piece of shit including the commieblock you live in. Enjoy the freedom to criticize all manner of US government policies but make sure you don't say a word about the local conditions. Get lucky and become a government mouthpiece for anti-US propaganda.
You're mostly right, but it's expensive to be self-sufficient in a suitable rural area, and the suburbs are creeping closer day by day to many of the easiest (as in, still kinda close to a major city) rural areas.
Because here's a funny thing about US tax law--if you have American citizenship, you will be taxed, period, no matter where you or your assets are. If you don't pay, then you will find a massive tax bill waiting for you although IIRC most global financial institutions will cough up money to the US government if they demand it. The only way to escape is to renounce your citizenship and never set foot here again.
Also, remember to watch out for the minefield in the DMZ, don't get shot dead, and you will be beaten and tortured for a few days before you'll be able to convince them you hate America and genuinely want to live in glorious North Korea. It's probably possible to defect to DPRK if you aren't in the military, but you'll need some sort of security clearance or knowledge of corporate secrets that takes a lot more work than just a couple of years in the military doing whatever.
Slightly harder is going to some country that hates the US like Russia or China and ignore the fact that everything is a rusty, broken piece of shit including the commieblock you live in. Enjoy the freedom to criticize all manner of US government policies but make sure you don't say a word about the local conditions. Get lucky and become a government mouthpiece for anti-US propaganda.
To an extent this is true, but little by little this is going away. If you live in a rural area in a red state, you can just turn off the news and not know much of the clusterfuck that's going on in DC or other shithole cities. Your problems are local, like corrupt asshole cops connected with some local douchebag or the methheads down the road trying to steal copper from your A/C unit. Problem is, a lot of these places are getting fucked over hard by outsiders, like look at Governor Blackface in Virginia, fags from Boston moving to New Hampshire and Maine, or the fags from California moving to every other state. You never know when some city is going to end up the next Austin or Portland and become some "hip" city where the usual group of freaks and degenerates will flock to. And once they do, they'll turn that city into a cesspool of crime and degeneracy, vote to bring in as many illegals as they can, and then slowly chip away at the state until they take over.
You're mostly right, but it's expensive to be self-sufficient in a suitable rural area, and the suburbs are creeping closer day by day to many of the easiest (as in, still kinda close to a major city) rural areas.
IIRC in some Caribbean nations (and a few others IIRC--I hear if you're black then Liberian citizenship is easy to get) it's easy for foreigners to get citizenship and once you have a foreign citizenship and a solid place of living outside the US, you can withdraw assets from the US and renounce citizenship so Uncle Sam won't take any of your tax money ever again. I have heard of people who "collect" citizenship from several countries so they or their businesses can always be under useful tax laws.
Because here's a funny thing about US tax law--if you have American citizenship, you will be taxed, period, no matter where you or your assets are. If you don't pay, then you will find a massive tax bill waiting for you although IIRC most global financial institutions will cough up money to the US government if they demand it. The only way to escape is to renounce your citizenship and never set foot here again.
