u/puppymafia is the first documented Ellen social media profile, created on June 19, 2012, several months before u/sexyhangnail.
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It was primarly active in these communities, overlapping the ones utilised by u/sexyhangnail.
In addition, u/puppymafia's last activity on the account
came a few months after u/sexyhangnail's first, and she appears to have used both of them at the same time for a time there.
Besides the email used being the same, there are several details which confirm that the account belongs to her.
The biggest one is this post,
which contains a link to Followed By Nothing's storyboard video.
For my own convienience, I'll make this a timeline, as per usual, but I'll separate out one chunk, as it will become relevant later, when we get to part 15.
As for the rest...since we have over 200 comments and, like, 5 posts, there's less stuff to go over, but I'll still be skipping over a bunch of smaller stuff, only ackowledging the more important bits and pieces.
I'll also be spoilering larger chunks of text for visibility.
Luckily for us, two big hitters are right at the start of her comment history.
The first big comment on this account, and one that I feel is, ironically, the most tragic, is from under this post.
This is so, so sad to read when you know what Ellen has become now.
The second one, and more actually tragic, is her recount of her abusive relationship...truly fucked up stuff.
The worst part is...it does line up with everything else Ellen has said about these events.
It does appear as if the main reason behind Ellen's current awful behaviour is her untreated trauma, one she never got any real help about.
Hell, the way she went about fixing it was cheating on her husband with a rando and immediately getting impregnated against her will.
A bit later, she made a massive post, where she expressed her dissatisfaction with being a woman and how she had to work harder for her success than others.
The replies are very interesting, and show us many differences between the way of thinking of 2012 Ellen and 2026 Ellen.
Like here, where she says she never used her looks to get anything.
She also expressed discontent at having to be nice despite not getting anything in return.
A funny from under another post.
An interesting comment, especially when we consider how Jeff and Ellen's relationship originated.
A bit later, Ellen made a post about her coping with the loss of her father at a young age.
Probably the only time Ellen discusses her taking care of her children.
Then...what's this?
Ellen being critical of canadian healthcare?
No way!
Then, under the following post...
she made the following remark, on her and Jeff's first time.
Well, duh!
No wonder he had to defuse the situaiton!
She was cheating on her husband!
In a later post by her, she stated that her biggest insecurity at the time was not being able to drive, probably from the concussion.
After this post, Ellen wouldn't post all that much, as she moved onto u/sexyhangnail instead.
The only notable things are this post
anditsreplies.
as well as this post, which talks about their car.
