💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[dame dudi jench]

how the fuck is this guy getting cast as princess zelda? surely this will end that dream right?

 

[healing rain]

Old username "kingvonsthroatgoat"


She's a WHORE!!!!

And a coalburner. This is dead gang banger/rapper "King Von"



Many such cases!!!

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

I dunno for me if it’s against my race and the person going against them is white then it earns my immediate support, this isn’t the best quality as I said, but it’s… Something?

I'd usually argue against people openly and immoraly grifting for personal benefit, but not in this case. If you're so ashamed of being black/white/jewish that you'll volunteer money to your enemies, you deserve for someone to take advantage of you. Your money will be better spent by Schaffer on gay hookers and fent. Same goes for whites donating to BLM.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Elijah talking about having threesomes at length.

Since Null showed this on his stream I've been thinking about it, is he just describing himself when he says his buddy with platinum blonde hair? Refers to himself in the third person type thing. Because he seems to be talking about himself in this clip.

 

[Anton LaVay’s watersports]

Elijah's post exploiting his new girlfriend for social media clout has ended up sparking a conversation about her. It seems the mugshot I posted of her here in the thread has been going around twitter as well! Sorry, Elijah, didn't mean to blow up her spot!
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A very fun video of her from 2024 has emerged as well wherein she mimes performing oral sex and humping a steering wheel inside a car with some random guy:
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Old username "kingvonsthroatgoat"
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She's a WHORE!!!!

I have trad wife whore fatigue, can’t these women do anything productive with their lives? It’s not that hard to get scholarships if you are a women.

 

[Would]

Old username "kingvonsthroatgoat"

These self-proclaimed based girlies always end up being closeted coal burners. Always.
Yes, the ones you like too.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

he’s still white ergo deserves respect.

Being a nigger isn't about the color of your skin, it's about the content of your character (see what I did there?).

I know there's a name for what you're talking about, but I won't be bothered to find it. Associate with good people IRL and do well for yourself.. simple as.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Since Null showed this on his stream I've been thinking about it, is he just describing himself when he says his buddy with platinum blonde hair? Refers to himself in the third person type thing. Because he seems to be talking about himself in this clip.

Yes, he is referring to himself.

These self-proclaimed based girlies always end up being closeted coal burners. Always.
Yes, the ones you like too.

I had to look up who the hell it was so for those unaware:

 

[mlanguishi]

Damn, I thought maybe she was legit but if this turns out to be work that kinda sucks. Still funny in the end I suppose, but not as much if it's just a grift job.

 

[George Lucas]

Would

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

I just think it's funny that she said that and it really doesn't need to be any deeper than that

 

[harmy.kook]

I had to look up who the hell it was so for those unaware:

Oh this guy. This nigger was known literally just for how many people he killed.

 

[Gaystapo]

I just think it's funny that she said that and it really doesn't need to be any deeper than that

It was funny, but the grifting fundraiser afterward ruined it.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

edit 4: from the Karmello Anthony thread in A&N, thanks to @Ralph Barnhardt for posting the candid photo of Elijah above

What an idiot, reminds me of my Dad when he got old and had to use a cane. He insisted on wearing his pistol in a behind your back belt holster. Every time he got out of the car wearing a jacket we had to stop him because the jacket was caught up over the pistol and it was in full view. Open carry in a situation such as this is extremely foolish. How many videos are there online of niggers snatching phones and valuables? After this trial, if you have to actually defend yourself and kill the aggressor as a white man you know anything other than an all nigger jury is gonna be the final nail.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Attention feature tourists:

Consider not shitting it up with low-effort takes.

By the way after watching Dreading’s doc on Bryan Singer you can’t shake that Elijah is basically a true internet era clone of him, the young posse of hopefuls especially

 

[Getmeout]

If you're so ashamed of being black/white/jewish that you'll volunteer money to your enemies

I don’t see them as my enemies

know there's a name for what you're talking about, but I won't be bothered to find it

Respectability politics?

 

[Netizennameless]

No it’s not.

The way I see it as a darkie, he’s still white ergo deserves respect. And I get that he’s just grifting but it’s still anti-black to some extent. It’s not the best but it’s still something to me. I dunno, if I had money to spare I probably would donate?

I dunno for me if it’s against my race and the person going against them is white then it earns my immediate support, this isn’t the best quality as I said, but it’s… Something?

The best and Whitest way you could treat him would be to judge him by the content of his character.

Yes, he is referring to himself.


I had to look up who the hell it was so for those unaware:
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Spoiler: Dead Body

I prefer this picture of him.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Basically it looks like Elijah just scooped up some random whore, sent her out to Karmelo's trial, got her to be racist on camera, and is now grifting a GSG hoping to get a million dollarydoos like that woman who was harassed by an african muslim sex predator at a playground.

Truly a next level grift, bravo.

I mean, that's not a bad hustle.
The whole reason the Shiloh Hendrix thing took off was the fact that the black community turned little Karmelo into a celebrity for stabbing a white kid, and rewarded him with over $600,000. Wonder how many food stamps they traded in for that...
People were justly upset, and gave Shiloh over 800,000, just to spite the spiteful niggers.

Problem for Elijah is that he's a day late, a dollar short, and by all accounts, a few cans short of a sixpack, so I doubt he'll get anywhere near that amount.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Fundraiser is still at $0 lmao, no one's going to donate to it. I wouldn't be surprised if they staged her "doxing" because her socials all have her full name already.

He couldn't even plant some fake donos to get the ball rolling. Elijah is too broke to grift properly, it's tough out there.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Schaffer's girlfriend looks like what a bucket of fish left out on a hot summer day smells like.

Honestly? So does he.

His hair is like the right leaning gay equivalent of dangerhair. It screams he still thinks he's in his early 20s, that he LOVES drugs, LOVES positive and negative attention, and loves loose women and men. The unkept short beard with his real haircolor punctuates the crazy and really gives that great jarring effect of him being too old for the part he's playing, and this close to being a complete homeless grifter.

His BPDho is a dime a dozen slags who give up dignity for fame/attention and will look like hell once her thirties hits from stress and drug use. I'm more focused on Schaffer since this is a big brained plan to take advantage of a terrible tragedy (the death of the guy stabbed not Karmelo enjoying prison). I admire how stupid the grift is, how bipolar on cocaine the idea is. I can't tell if I want it to backfire or work: if it works, he will likely blow it on drugs and hos before it gets to his "show".

At least for his kids, most kids won't recognize this has-been unless the children themselves point it out when they're older. I'm hoping they avoided the attention whore/general whore gene of their father. Their mom seems reasonable and I hope they have a steady support network to guide them while their dad... self destructs. Hopefully his ex can lie low and not be bothered about this campaign.

I'd like to thank null for recognizing @CatboyCumDump 's faithful recording of this shit and his dedicated autism. I don't comment in this thread often because it feels so complete, he does a great job.