💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

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Did Elijah Schaffer kill his family?

  • Yes

    Votos: 28 1.9%
  • Yes, also he's gay

    Votos: 1,193 79.0%
  • No

    Votos: 155 10.3%
  • Maybe

    Votos: 135 8.9%

  • Total de votantes
    1,511
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from the June 5th Fuentes-Pre-Show

The topic this stream was India and largely covered the counter-protest that they attended and posted some videos from, those videos are in this post. In these videos there is one where a man tears up the flag of India which has obviously enraged some from India and apparently caused protests over there with people urinating on the American flag. The man who tore the flag up is the guest on the show and at one point Georgie also mentions that there was a second guest that wasn't able to make it at the last minute who was going to talk about systemic H1B abuse by Indians. I dunno, maybe he googled Elijah and realized that not all press is good press in politics and he should skip this appearance? Anyways, the stream does seem to have abruptly ended without warning while Nicky Rudd was talking, not sure why that is, I was listening to it idly when it was live and it was so sudden i didn't even realize it had stopped playing for about a minute.

I actually think that Elijah is on to something with his idea that his content should move towards a more anti-Indian sentiment. There's a few reasons for this. Elijah is in the epicenter of the Indian invasion in Texas if not America as a whole, this opportunity is right outside his door. It could alleviate some of Elijah's growth problem as this is a growing topic of conversation in the political world and there are not many out there discussing it with any depth or recurrence. Further, the audience for this message is not necessarily the same as his anti-Israel content and could bring in a lot of people who are completely oblivious to the allegations out there about Elijah.

I do see one issue in that Elijah wants to remain on youtube and youtube is pretty strict about some topics and I believe this will end up being one of them in the near future because google has an Indian problem. Elijah reads my posts so I just want to give a little warning to him and Georgie. Elijah, you need to consider that some of the content you will do in the future may be too spicy for youtube. You've already got the locals going, just make sure that you and Georgie only tease overly-spicy content on youtube and use it to promote your locals in doing so. I genuinely do not want to see you guys banned off of YT and you guys already push it a little bit. Hell, you still have this episode up and everyone in studio except Nicky said "poopnigger" for instance.

Here's the intro for the flag guy. He has done some camera work for Alex Stein around Texas but otherwise is not a public figure.


During the course of the show the only real notable contribution by the guest is his calling indians "poopniggers" which was well received. Later he also refers to the massive statue of Vishnu in Texas as a "poopnigger god". Finally they come back from a break and they bring some of the off-air joking on air and the guy suggests doing Chud the Builder style videos antagonizing Indians and then saying "he's pooping out!". Here's all of those moments in one clip. Outside of this, the guy was an alright guest but he just needs to learn to not step on others on the show when he wants to talk.


Elijah talks about the Indian Problem and says that if he was Indian he would kill himself.


Elijah accidentally says that people would want to kill Indians if they realized how bad the problem is and quickly walks it back and tries to frame it more politely for youtube. Elijah goes on to try to give some kind of quasi-concrete set of circumstances someone was in that all relates to indians but it's extremely confusing and sounds like verbal spaghetti. Elijah goes on and on about this to the point that Nicky Rudd gets exasperated and asks where the discussion is going and pushes back on the circumstances saying that Indians aren't desired by non-indian women so the circumstances, which included being cucked by an indian. Elijah flips out in response and says he specified the person here was Mexican! How dare they miss one tiny portion of his incoherent rambling!

During the above clip, Elijah's new girlfriend is seen in the background in the shot with Georgie:
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Elijah is giddy about his new content strategy now that he has realized the genius of pivoting to anti-indian rhetoric. He says that he will use Nicky Rudd as part of this and promises it will blow up his following but he just has to convince Nicky's dad to let him do it! Nicky jokes that he is still a child, he's only 15 and will be 16 soon. Elijah jumps on this and says that actually the molestation allegations are false because Nicky Rudd was the individual and he was 15, not 16! Georgie quickly cuts Elijah off to read a superchat.
Elijah snidely mentions that Nicky Rudd has been community noted before on Twitter and he has not. Elijah and Georgie then talk about how they are making no money on the show and are poor and a few grand short on rent. Elijah then clarifies for newer viewers of the show that there has been a 1 year "operation" from "the outside, the inside and everywhere in between" to get him to kill himself and he chose not to do it and then tries to do more villainous grandstanding about revenge which is immediately mocked by Georgie with the soundboard.


Elijah says that he once was nearly found out as Elijah Schaffer while in Portland trying to document antifa rioters and had to go undercover as a rioter for a week. Elijah says that he got out because he got shot by a DHS officer with a beanbag round and it broke his shin so he had to leave the encampment for medical attention.


During a discussion about boomers, Elijah drops some family lore. Elijah claims his grandfather owned a car dealership and 2 homes in LA as a mechanic for Boeing and that his father squandered his inheritance. He also makes sure to take a moment to point out his grandfather married his grandmother when she was 15 and decries the fact this is not normal now.



Elijah talks about how certain music resonates with white people and then plays some song that he says went viral. I didn't bother including the song but afterwards someone in chat jokes that Elijah cries to the song and Elijah confirms this to be the case. The main takeaway here is that Indians are not welcome in Agartha.
 
IDK if any of you have heard of Rivelino's "green-line theory" (alpharivelino on twitter) but Elijah fails it miserably here. He's leaning in, she's leaning out. According to the theory, this is a very bad sign that probably indicates this relationship will be short and fruitless.
 
Elijah Schaffer typifies the typical right-wing grift in it's purest form. He's a bisexual who doesn't believe anything he says while attempting to pander to young white men who, mostly, see right through him. I have a feeling before long with 'how broke he is' he's going to try and reinvent himself like Lauren Southern...or soon-to-be Lauren Chen. Fortunately, for all of us, he's mostly a nobody.
 
:null: Attention feature tourists: This is a very slow thread and @CatboyCumDump is a very dedicated a-log who has thoroughly documented Elijah Schaffer's mental decline over months. Each page here is rich in video clips and archives. Consider not shitting it up with low-effort takes.



Massive news out of Frisco, TX as Karmello Anthony is declared guilty. Where is Elijah? He has posted ONE video that could be from today but I can't tell and I sort of doubt it. Elijah sounds extremely homosexual in the video when the water is thrown at him and when he is pointing to signs with his limp wrist and reading them out.
HE'S OUT THERE WAVING HIS GUN AROUND AT KARMELLO ANTHONY'S FAMILY - KEEP READING
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2064473448898789838 | https://archive.ph/wip/gMYi0
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edit 4: from the Karmello Anthony thread in A&N, thanks to @Ralph Barnhardt for posting the candid photo of Elijah above
Elijah is too scared to actually cover anything that could be interesting there in Frisco. He said as much this past week on stream when he had said that Savanah Hernandez should have expected to be assaulted at an ICE protest. The content that made his career is now too scary for Elijah, it would seem. I STAND CORRECTED

Elijah's new BPD girlfriend is also in the video in what can only be described as a ridiculous outfit befitting someone with her criminal record:
edit: second photo is her after Elijah flashed his gun and the cops intervened, did the cops confiscate her pants for being hideous????
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edit 3: Tony Ortiz has posted a candid photo of Elijah at the protest that one of his readers sent him:
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edit2: ELIJAH FLEXED A GUN AT THE PROTEST (see bottom of post)
edit: I spoke too soon, he is actually there and the video is from today! More:




these two are from Georgie's account



oh and he's filming more stuff to ruin the reputation of his criminal girlfriend, here she is saying they're chimping out...definitely a smart move, to make your new girlfriend the target of local racial unrest!


Elijah posted a video of Georgie getting pressed by a black guy. In the video Georgie looks to be holding a can of pepper spray ready to defend himself and make some content as he's also filming while retreating. Elijah said that the situation was diffused when the cops realized that he was carrying a gun! Elijah is quick to point out he was not the only person waving a weapon around at the protest.
https://x.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/2064527425199861786 | https://archive.ph/wip/cOmJS
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Georgie's response after they're separated by Police. Note that Elijah's girlfriend is in the background and has now lost her pants in the scuffle.


edit: Elijah's girlfriend also appears to be flirting in the background, maybe trying to get a third for one of those threesomes Elijah likes?
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Elijah gives us a recap for the night of the days events. Elijah gets sassy in this and says that by the blacks logic he would be justified in "shooting all of their black asses", NOT THAT HE'S SAYING THAT HE SHOULD DO THAT!
ELIJAH ADMITS THAT HE DID REACH FOR HIS GUN AND THIS CAUSED A MASSIVE SCENE AND CAUSED POLICE TO STEP IN
 
Última edición por un moderador:
Elijah's post exploiting his new girlfriend for social media clout has ended up sparking a conversation about her. It seems the mugshot I posted of her here in the thread has been going around twitter as well! Sorry, Elijah, didn't mean to blow up her spot!
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A very fun video of her from 2024 has emerged as well wherein she mimes performing oral sex and humping a steering wheel inside a car with some random guy:
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Old username "kingvonsthroatgoat"
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She's a WHORE!!!!
 
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Elijah has started a GiveSendGo to try to grift money off of his whore girlfriend saying nigger. The description openly says the funds are for his failing company, they are asking for $50k.
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https://www.givesendgo.com/young-lady-attacked-for-speaking-the-tru | https://archive.ph/wip/HMhZF (edit: looks like archive.today won't work with givesendgo...tried ghost archive, same thing? attaching PDF archive to the post)

Young Lady Attacked for Speaking THE TRUTH​

You've seen it happen a hundred times. A young woman says something true, something everyone knows but isn't allowed to say out loud, and the mob descends. Within hours, her reputation is shredded. Strangers demand her complete destruction. Friends go silent because they're afraid of being next.

That's exactly what happened to Isis, in less than 24 hours.

Let’s raise money for her for speaking the truth and being brave. You know she will have repercussions for this. She’s also hot.

All proceeds will go to RiftTV and will be distributed accordingly. Lmao.

He tweeted about it but deleted it, didn't get an archive:
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Basically it looks like Elijah just scooped up some random whore, sent her out to Karmelo's trial, got her to be racist on camera, and is now grifting a GSG hoping to get a million dollarydoos like that woman who was harassed by an african muslim sex predator at a playground.

Truly a next level grift, bravo.
 
Would tweaking in a flooded hotel liminal space be considered "chimping out"? Asking for a friend.
 
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