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💰 GrifterElijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
Clips from Chad The Champion's Fornite stream featuring Elijah Schaffer
Elijah talks about growing up in LA around the pornography industry, being friends with pornographers and getting into media initially by buying used camera equipment from pornography companies. Elijah claims to have been asked to be in porn films multiple times and as young as 14.
6:57
Chad the Champion reveals he also almost slept with sarah Stock but was prevented from flying because of inclement weather. Elijah says that he will be doing content with Pearl Davis about "How to Bag an E-Girl", which he neither confirms nor denies he does. Elijah gives advice about women including saying that if your texts to a woman can be used as evidence to arrest you, you're doing it right. Elijah says that women need to have the inhibitions lowered by drinking before he and others can have a chance to crack.
8:01
Elijah says that everyone you know is on his sexual roster.
1:59
Elijah rants at length about people shit talking him online. In this Elijah again promises to get revenge on those who are making his life difficult and claims to have already fucked someones life up over their comments about him over his divorce. Elijah claims to have passed "the most advanced" and "the most expensive" drug tests that tested if he had used drugs FOR A YEAR and it was clean. The narratives are destroyed. This thread is about to be deleted. It's so over.
11:04
Chad the Champion pitches the idea of a streamer house in Europe, Elijah says he would do it. Elijah gives advice about what drinks to get for the house, Elijah suggests extremely gay drinks but insists that it's actually people who only drink beer who are gay.
4:28
Elijah explains to Chad how to drink "perfectly" because he has "mastered" getting drunk, though he cannot confirm or deny if he has had any alcohol in the past year. Elijah says that for streamers they should be drinking Cut water on stream, so now we know what Elijah is drinking on the nights he isn't bold enough to just have the red solo cup out. Elijah goes on to explain that the best clubs in LA are all gay. Elijah says that he was never a conservative and prefers to hang out with liberals and he agrees with the liberal view of sexuality being fluid. Yo this dude SUCKS DICKS! Allegedly!!!!
3:49
Elijah rambles on for a long time about sexual sins and how every man who God explicitly called to Heaven in scripture was a sexual sinner. Elijah seems to see this as justification for all of his actions that have torn his marriage and life apart. Elijah points to Lot having had drunken sex with his daughters as some sort of proof that there is no sexual sin that he cannot engage in. Added some highlights to the front of this one.
8:28
Elijah claims to have lived in a cult commune for 4 or 5 years in the desert abstaining from drugs and sex. This is odd because Elijah also claims in this same stream that he never left Hollywood until he was 26...something isn't adding up, Elijah!
2:19
Elijah brags about how he gets donors to bankroll his life. "View don't matter".
During his conversation with Chad the Champion, Elijah mentioned that some streamers drink Cut Water on stream. NOT ELIJAH, he has not had any alcohol. He did recommend the Lime Margarita flavor, I think it was.
Clips
from the May 29th episode of the Fuentes-Pre-Show
Elijah talks about media training and reading from a teleprompter.
5:54
In a long diatribe about Indians, Elijah talks about women he knows who have complained about creepy indian men being overtly sexual. Elijah says that it's common for people to get massages at the casino while playing at the table? Elijah again references his hair dresser who he clearly has a crush on. Elijah apparently has already asked her if she has been blacked or not.
8:01
Elijah claims he knows someone who got gonorrhea in their eye. Elijah talks about lynching.
4:15
Elijah talks about his sister. Elijah says that she married a jew and that he no longer speaks with her. Elijah says that because he refused to get the covid vaccine that he was prevented from meeting her children and since Covid they have not spoken because of his politics.
1:23
Elijah talks about the hunger games for a bit and then talks about his efforts to help Ken Paxton get re-elected and also defend against political attacks levied against him because he was cheating on his wife. Of course Elijah would want to help him! Also some Pakistani rape talk.
5:48
Continuing on the topic of Ken Paxton's extramarital affairs the boys talk generally about adultery in office and then watch a meme video about James Fishback from Vrillify who has previously made memes about Elijah. It seems that Elijah has embraced the memes and is letting go of his anger with this twitter user, so I guess he's either been crossed off of Elijah's revenge list or he was removed without action.
3:13
More James Fishback talk. See spoiler for contextual explanation. They watch the videos put out by Fishback's former girlfriend, Francesa, and Elijah dons his tin foil hat to let everyone know that he believes the video is an AI video made by Vrillify.
10:36
Nicky notes that the brothel debate was clipped up showing that he and Elijah do not agree on everything. This then promptly spirals into a diatribe from Elijah about his divorce.
9:41
Elijah talks at length about Fuentes and the "groyper curse".
31:54
Elijah talks about the weightloss progress that Fuentes has shown over the last few months and talks about his own fitness goals and his medication regimen.
6:35
Elijah talks about the movie The Backrooms and explains that the movie is actually about divorce! Weird how every single thing on this show always comes back to divorce or gay sex, isn't it? Elijah says that those who have not been through divorce cannot fully understand the movie.
Elijah gives advice about women including saying that if your texts to a woman can be used as evidence to arrest you, you're doing it right. Elijah says that women need to have the inhibitions lowered by drinking before he and others can have a chance to crack.
You can pull women by autistically rambling about total cactus death and other silly topics while they were sober. Imagine admitting your skill issues online lmfao
CLIPS
From the June 1st episode of the Fuentes-Pre-Show
This stream was largely about the Karmello Anthony trial and in the spirit of the trial Elijah opens the stream by telling his cohost Nicky Rudd that he wishes that Karmello Anthony had killed Nicky instead of Austin Metcalf.
1:43
Elijah talks about self defense and guns a bit, sharing that he has gone through training to get a concealed carry permit so that he could purchase guns at a gun show to bypass the waitlist for his weapons. Elijah expresses confusion at the illegality of carrying a gun into a bar and he may be admitting to carrying a gun on him at bars in this clip. The clips opens with Elijah joking about stabbing someone and in doing so his voice is perhaps the gayest sounding that I've heard from him yet.
5:17
Elijah talks about his online footprint preventing him from doing anything with his life. Elijah says that Georgie has been trying to tard wrangle him lately with all his insanity. Elijah admits that Nicky Rudd should not associate with him.
1:08
Continuing to talk about his online footprint, Elijah says that a friend of his told him that he wanted to associate with him publicly and Elijah warned him that doing so would be detrimental to his professional life. Elijah argues that everyone should get fired from their jobs so that we can talk about the white race. Elijah claims people hate him for things he hasn't even done. Elijah, for the record, I do not hate you. I want Rift to thrive, why do you think I even bother clipping your show?
3:46
Elijah discusses white men not wanting to date mudsharks (white women who sleep with black men). Elijah says he will take a high body count over a woman who ha slept with a black man. Nicky Rudd tries to redirect the conversation away from sexual topics...good luck, bud!
1:20
Elijah again takes a moment to lie about his assets claiming that the entire studio and equipment are owned by Georgie and that he is working for Georgie for free. Elijah, this shit is not going to hold up in court. Technically it is not hearsay since YOU are the one talking, but this is still not actual documentation of asset ownership and this attempt to get in front of your divorce asset division is just sad man.
Elijah goes on to talk about his stream with Chad the Champion and tries to deny that it was him on the stream but then immediately admits it was him. Elijah says that the meta for content is back to people talking about people rather than talking about real issues. "We're not going to become a drama channel" he claims.
4:21
Elijah talks about the point of RiftTV again. Elijah has built a lot of platforms and shows. He brings up the question that everyone keeps asking him "Where has your dick been?" and says that it is a symptom of people checking out from the news cycle. Elijah then goes on to talk about "The Riot Squad", which was a group of "citizen journalists" that would collaborate during the "mostly peaceful fires" era of US politics to get footage of the rioting. Elijah talks about how he was the one who recorded the Kyle Rittenhouse shooting incident. Elijah says that he was drunk in Chicago when he friend texted him telling him to go to Kenosha so he got an uber. Elijah admits that he filmed the Kyle Rittenhouse shooting while drunk as fuck starting at around 2m 12s.
4:19
Elijah talks about political power vs. political influence. Elijah says that he has influence but does not have power. Long, I might make a highlight cut of it.
Elijah quote: "Power is about murdering people. That's what it is. Power is about murdering people and I've learned that cause I've seen people get murdered."
11:31
Continuing with the influence and power discussion, Elijah says that people cash out with their influence because they realize they do not have power. Elijah toys with the idea of being paid by Russia. Elijah claims no one would know the name Kyle Rittenhouse if it were not for Elijah and that he, Elijah, ended the BLM movement with his riot footage.
1:52
Elijah talks about PRIDE MONTH! I've cut this into some digestible clips and then attached the full segment under the spoiler.
Elijah says that he hopes to get featured in a list of prominent closeted republicans being posted to twitter.
1:46
Elijah says that his original producer for Slightly Offensive was a woman that he wanted to have sex with but he could not because she was a lesbian. Elijah says that everyone has a cool gay friend that breaks the stereotypes and makes it difficult for conservatives to truly pursue anti-gay legislation.
3:17
Elijah says that lots of people experiment in puberty. Elijah mentions his teacher fetish again and says that she wore glitter on her chest. Weren't you homeschooled, Elijah?
2:03
Two clips of Elijah talking about the fluidity sexuality and how he disagrees with conservatives on homosexuality.
1:14
3:41
Elijah talks about molestation and his phrasing at times is...odd. Specifically he says, and I quote, "...Most molestations are not done like uh like a Pakistani holding someone down it's like you trick the kids into doing what l-like that's what they do they trick people...if you've ever been molested you would know. Shout out to people who have been molested, I'm sorry it happened to you, uh, that's very sad." Elijah goes on to talk about "age gap stuff" and says that we focus on consensual sex rather than moral or immoral sex.
3:43
Elijah talks about how the devil has confused everyone about sexuality and says that he is a "queer boy from LA" before closing with a biblical message. Elijah also conflates homosexuality with "alt" lifestyles and says that prior to all the trans stuff we used to have scene kids and emo kids...?
9:39
cut in to two segments because I removed a long clip they played and uploaded before I concat'd the two files, sorry.
It looks like there was an Indian rally against white people or something and so Elijah and his guys went to counter protest. HOWEVER, Jake Lang showed up and made the anti-Indian protest into an anti-muslim protest instead!
