🐮 Lolcow Doug Jackson / SV Seeker - Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.

[Adamska]

Drowning in feces as the ship collapsed Edmund Fitzgerald style was only something I thought was half in the cards

It's funnier when you realize that he has to flush it in a certain way or else it literally will sink.