Destiny 2 - Place your bets on how many $40 DLC packs we'll get this time.

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Good ending to the main gay romance: If a D3 is made, Osiris dies from old age between the games and Saint-14 disappears because he's just so sad and gay and needs to find himself.
they should just consider D2 universe some gay paracasual existence, totally unrelated to D3 universe, similar way you'd treat world of warcraft for a warcraft 4 development, write it off as gay alternate universe that has nothing to do with the main canon while continuing from where the old shit ended or giving a timeskip, there you solved a ton of crap without the need for retarded retcons.
to rub salt in the wound i would make both osiris and saint-14 comment with utter distate over the fact that there is a gay alternate version of them, saint-14 with special focus for ever thinking on allowing fallen to peacefully coexist with humanity considering the fact that all of the fallen race is jealous of humanity and wishes to wipe us, basically giving a lore jab at the retarded faggot that came up with that idea in D2.
also not forgetting to write off lightbearing hiveshits, making normal universe eris throw a bitchfit at the idea and making all of the lightbearers giving two thumbs up to the revelation that rasputin shoot traveler in the ass to force it to adopt humanity as his lightbearers because extinction is the alternative.
 
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"Nobody wanted romance" The season after TFS revolved almost entirely around gay romances (Saint/Osiris & Conductor/whatsherface), including entire extended scenes of Saint and Osiris crying about how much they wanted to fuck each other in the ass. I guess that just flew under the radar... ?

In fact, that whole season was so God awful and pointless it probably contributed heavily to the rapidly declining player count.
 
"Nobody wanted romance" The season after TFS revolved almost entirely around gay romances (Saint/Osiris & Conductor/whatsherface), including entire extended scenes of Saint and Osiris crying about how much they wanted to fuck each other in the ass. I guess that just flew under the radar... ?

In fact, that whole season was so God awful and pointless it probably contributed heavily to the rapidly declining player count.
My interpretation of what the higher-ups meant by that is not that they didn't want to include romantic stories in Destiny, but that they didn't want to literally make a Destiny romance game. Someone apparently had the foresight to realize that they didn't want even more of that stupid crowd than they already had, and putting out something where you could go around buttfucking everyone in Destiny would only attract them all the more.

More importantly, why would you be wasting your time making a shitty VN when you have an actual job to do? Rare instance of management actually cracking the whip and getting them back to work for once.
 
"Nobody wanted romance" The season after TFS revolved almost entirely around gay romances (Saint/Osiris & Conductor/whatsherface), including entire extended scenes of Saint and Osiris crying about how much they wanted to fuck each other in the ass. I guess that just flew under the radar... ?

In fact, that whole season was so God awful and pointless it probably contributed heavily to the rapidly declining player count.
I stopped playing during that Episode because it just sucked, I then came back during Heresy, it was also meh and felt very stale, so I once again dropped the game until the announcement of it shutting down. Not only did the story feel complete with The Final Shape, but the desire to play more was gone. The game had gotten really stale, the seasonal/episodic model was just the same shit every couple months with a new layer of paint. Almost identical systems every season. That fatigue resulted in a collapse after TFS, since I bet I wasn't the old one that felt this way.
 
I stopped playing during that Episode because it just sucked, I then came back during Heresy, it was also meh and felt very stale, so I once again dropped the game until the announcement of it shutting down. Not only did the story feel complete with The Final Shape, but the desire to play more was gone. The game had gotten really stale, the seasonal/episodic model was just the same shit every couple months with a new layer of paint. Almost identical systems every season. That fatigue resulted in a collapse after TFS, since I bet I wasn't the old one that felt this way.
The seasonal model was likely a contributor to the decline of the game over time, but as I try to think of alternatives, it's hard to really come up with something that would have been objectively better in every way.

For example, in D1, the initial plan was for new games to be released every other year, major expansions in the off years, and a couple minor expansions to fill out the schedule every few months, so a two-year cycle for each game in the series. It would have kept every game self-contained, but it also would have meant needing to lose your progression and start over every couple years (assuming there was no carryover between titles). Not only that, but the latter updates would barely have any time to play them before the next game came out, so that would be a lot of wasted development effort on stuff that barely anyone would end up playing in the long-term (don't worry, I'll get back to that).

Okay, so what about how D1 actually ended up going: new game release, major expansion the next year, and smaller updates whenever they made enough to add to the game. Kind of the same thing, but you still end up with big content droughts. Like, I know people look back on TTK fondly, but there was practically nothing new to do for an entire year there, with the only update a few months later adding another strike and a revamped Prison of Elders. If there's not enough stuff to entice people to keep playing, then it's going to be hard to keep the series going. And you still run into the issue of what to do when it's time for a new game.

So we come to the seasonal model, keeping the same game going by adding some new stuff every couple of months, then removing it when the year ends. Again, you run into problems. As I mentioned earlier, a lot of development resources ended up going into stuff that wouldn't be in the game forever, especially things that ended up in the later seasons of the year. Some of it eventually stuck around, but most of those activities aren't available anymore. On top of that, a lot of it felt pretty samey. There's only so many ways you can make a three- or six-player activity and make it feel fresh. And drip-feeding the story over a few weeks got on people's nerves, especially when those story bits were artificially extended by forcing you to play a round or two of the new activity before you could get back to the questline.

I think the core issue is that Bungie was investing far too much in this ephemeral content and not providing a greater variety of things to do in-game, which would have sorely helped those content droughts. Look at SRL, for instance, or even something as basic as fishing. It's different from the usual "shoot baddies and dunk balls" activities, it gives you something smaller and simpler to do, and it helps to break up the monotony. Or hell, having a personal space to build up and decorate with the spoils of your adventures. People enjoyed collecting stuff for the H.E.L.M. in various seasons, but it would've been even better if it had actually stuck around and not disappeared when the year was up. (I miss my fishtank and my rock collection.)

I guess the ideal would have been for them to separate story beats from content drops, adding in new questlines or missions when they were ready, same with new activities. Instead of trying to reinvent the Menagerie a dozen times, they could have just focused on something new and memorable when they had a good idea. And having content that filled more niches would have done a lot, I think. (Also not leaving PVP to rot while you moved all those devs over to Marathon would have helped.)
 
:cryblood:Why am i not at all surprised that the retards who made destiny lame and gay wanted to make a dating sim out of it. I hope this is a lie from someone, I really do.

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The "former dev" in question, yeah. Looks like our usual modern AAA dev. which just makes this all the easier to believe.

"Dream Daddy" inspired just tells me they don't have the balls to make a real dating sim.
 
Ok so how would fucking between a normal human and an exo even work? I know exos are anatomically accurate to the human body but how would fucking them even feel good? Are their peenars and vageens synthetic or something? Are they flesh like? Am I a giant faggot for thinking about this? (Probably) It perplexes me that bungo made human/clanker love a thing.

A letter from Clovis Bray I to Ana Bray, where he forgives her and Elsie for their actions against him, admitting (with a smidge of his usual arrogance) that they were only doing what they thought was right. He mentions how Fenchurch Everis is the only one that actually visits him anymore, and from him he has learned of the Prophecy. He requests her assistance to put his mind into a new Exo frame so he can join up with the Vanguard and help in the effort to bind the Nine.
I love this lore tab because Clovis is essentially "Omg my beautiful dyke granddaughters I'm sooooooooo sorry that I tried to ass rape Rasputin and fuck over humanity for my own benefit but I'm totes better now I learned a hard lesson after you stranded me on Europa and now I know that the only thing that defeats hate is love!🥹❤️🥰"

And then the final paragraph of the tab is "ANYWAYS I'M SO FUCKING COOL AND SMART AND MY PEENOS IS HUGE WHICH MEANS I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF NEGOTIATING WITH EXTRA-DIMENTIONAL ELDRITCH ENTITIES WHOSE VERY ESSENCE ARE FUSED WITH THE SOLAR SYSTEM. SO PLEASE VANGUARD GIVE ME A NEW BODY SO I CAN DEAL WITH IT AND I TOTALLY WON'T FUCK YOU GUYS OVER AGAIN!"

It's super funny and it shows that Clovis is still butthurt over "muh legacy" and that no one will remember who he is/was and his bastard granddaughter is one of humanities greatest heroes without his presence.
 
It's super funny and it shows that Clovis is still butthurt over "muh legacy" and that no one will remember who he is/was and his bastard granddaughter is one of humanities greatest heroes without his presence.
well and the "real him" is just quietly working on guns and drifting through dementia in the Tower, Clovis on Europa is just his A.I., not his actual ensouled EXO self.
 
Ok so how would fucking between a normal human and an exo even work? I know exos are anatomically accurate to the human body but how would fucking them even feel good? Are their peenars and vageens synthetic or something? Are they flesh like? Am I a giant faggot for thinking about this? (Probably) It perplexes me that bungo made human/clanker love a thing.
yeah? i mean nigger do you even sexdolls?
still, the worst part is the implied ghost love, how would that even work? is this some halo tv series cortana cuckchair shit?
I love this lore tab because Clovis is essentially "Omg my beautiful dyke granddaughters I'm sooooooooo sorry that I tried to ass rape Rasputin and fuck over humanity for my own benefit but I'm totes better now I learned a hard lesson after you stranded me on Europa and now I know that the only thing that defeats hate is love!
clovis seems to be a retardified character, like that trope of the emotionally unstable manchild millenial writing loves doing especially since he is meant to be a bright golden age scientist, it's really hard to shake it off once you notice it and i think it's pathetic but then again bungo's writers seem to confirm my suspicions with them going "oh it was the darkness all along" shite for the EXO thing, if only we could have some SOMA descartes shit but nah, fucking incompetent writerfags all around ruining a good premise because they are incompetent and faggots, especially them making his lesbian granddaughter the one capable of one-upping him because he is a chud or something, even going the whole he is just a fragment or a AI imprint doesn't change the fact that it's made to act petty and prideful, like a manchild as per millenial writing standards.
 
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:cryblood:Why am i not at all surprised that the retards who made destiny lame and gay wanted to make a dating sim out of it. I hope this is a lie from someone, I really do.
I came here to post this.
It was not just "the retards that made destiny lame and gay" it was literally THE specific faggot that jointed the team to push his personal fanfic of osiris and saint being gay. (I mentioned him earlier in the thread)

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Never forget that these people literally joined the industry to destroy what you love.
 
Never forget that these people literally joined the industry to destroy what you love.
and they think it's funny, not only that but also they think that gamers deserve it since they have to lose the war, which war? a very gay and retarded one probably.

I kind of would prefer if there was a single Bungie games thread, since all these things are interconnected. We have to jump between 2 threads to discuss it.
nah i disagree, i want to see pvpfaggot cope in marathon thread to be separate from destiny, it was pvpfaggotry that destroyed trial of osiris so seeing them having a very slow moving thread to watch them seethe and rage at pvebabbies will always warm my black heart, i also lurk at ARC threads too to enjoy the salt.
 
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