debate user @Skelboen on why he is being a creepy faggot in DM's

[Skelboen]

I'm quite comfortable in life, and strangers on the internet don't affect me much

Dox away you spicy old hambeast with a literal retard child

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

Seems like a funny lolcow, shame about the suicide-baiting and the potheadedness though. But as long as he keeps posting pictures of cute baby calves then I can look the other way

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

@Banquet Meal x @Skelboen

 

[draggs]

dude

weed

 

[Skelboen]

you were literally just telling us all how you have concrete plans to kill yourself because you are a "terrible shitty person". these are your words. put up or shut up, faggot

I have more time and money to sit around and reply than you will ever have, and I'm blessed to not be weighed down with a sick husband and retarded child. I have a better quality of life and longer life expectancy than you. You can get as angry as you want, but I'm always going to be objectively better than you, living in a better house and driving a better car while you piss and moan about your shitty life decisions. We could have become friends but you chose to act like a Spicy Karen instead

 

[harmacist]

I have more time and money to sit around and reply than you will ever have, and I'm blessed to not be weighed down with a sick husband and retarded child. I have a better quality of life and longer life expectancy than you. You can get as angry as you want, but I'm always going to be objectively better than you, living in a better house and driving a better car while you piss and moan about your shitty life decisions. We could have become friends but you chose to act like a Spicy Karen instead

the "i'm better than you" act doesn't really hold water when you got mad about getting rejected by her

 

[Banquet Meal]

strangers on the internet don't affect me much

Killing myself is a very real and valid life plan

 

[draggs]

I have more time and money to sit around and reply than you will ever have, and I'm blessed to not be weighed down with a sick husband and retarded child. I have a better quality of life and longer life expectancy than you. You can get as angry as you want, but I'm always going to be objectively better than you, living in a better house and driving a better car while you piss and moan about your shitty life decisions. We could have become friends but you chose to act like a Spicy Karen instead

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in hydroponics, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Quesada's grow op, and I have over 300 confirmed harvests. I am trained in aurochs warfare and I'm the top stoner in the entire 1850s heritage cottage community. You are nothing to me but just another nigger-lipper. I will wipe you the fuck out of the blunt rotation with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Rastafarians across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bong collection. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime with my better car, and I can mog you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my net worth. Not only am I extensively trained in life extension, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the autistically pruned rose bush pub and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable schwag off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy sobriety your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit objective superiority all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, dude. Weed​

 

[Skelboen]

Nigga u gay

Yeah I've known that since I was 8 years old and have had 31 years to dwell on it. Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done as an adult and regret nothing. You're probably a pathetic Nothingcunt still living under mommy's roof with no job, no partner, and no aspirations, filling the void in their life with Skyrim mods on Nexus, downloaded via a prepaid phone that your parents pay for. Do you think I'm scared of you?

 

[Skelboen]

You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime with my better car, and I can mog you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my net worth. Not only am I extensively trained in life extension, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the autistically pruned rose bush pub and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable schwag off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy sobriety your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit objective superiority all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, dude. Weed

I want to be your friend. This is great

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done as an adult and regret nothing.

nigga thinks anyone is envious of being a faggot who gets buttfucked by other faggots

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Yeah I've known that since I was 8 years old and have had 31 years to dwell on it. Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done as an adult and regret nothing. You're probably a pathetic Nothingcunt still living under mommy's roof with no job, no partner, and no aspirations, filling the void in their life with Skyrim mods on Nexus, downloaded via a prepaid phone that your parents pay for. Do you think I'm scared of you?

Bro

When someone calls you gay

You just say “your mom” or something back.

I don’t even feel like making fun of you anymore now.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

Honestly in terms of autistic sperging thats happening on this website this one feels relatively tame compared to the others

ok here is page one. i am trying to be nice, because i did feel slightly guilty for being a dickhead, so i made vague noncommittal conversation, which i guess is where i fucked up. i gave very open ended answers and i even threw him a bone and asked him about weed over in his city, which i guess led him to believe that i may have wanted his dick.

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i like the one at the end where hes waxing poetic however
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and he sent some faggoty video game music to go with it, idk why

Cute cow, do you raise any other animals by chance?

I'm quite comfortable in life, and strangers on the internet don't affect me much

Dox away you spicy old hambeast with a literal retard child

 

[Banquet Meal]

You're probably a pathetic Nothingcunt still living under mommy's roof with no job, no partner, and no aspirations, filling the void in their life with Skyrim mods on Nexus, downloaded via a prepaid phone that your parents pay for.

VS

Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done

honestly, benji....you are low hanging fruit, and i dont know if i feel comfortable making fun of someone who has obviously hit rock bottom, anymore.

 

[Skelboen]

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Bro

When someone calls you gay

You just say “your mom” or something back.

I don’t even feel like making fun of you anymore now.

Nah. when people have problems I like to fight them in real life. Calling someone's mom out is gayer than actual faggotry, I want to see fists thrown. I want to bash your head in and share a pot of earl grey tea afterwards, discussing mens issues like real men. I want to hug you and feel a genuine connection after trying to murder each other. I want you to have the most satisfying bear-hug and go home felling better about your life

 

[SofondaCox]

My youngest sister is frequently in this exact situation with a great many dudes, and once in awhile it's just some poor soul trying his best lmfao and I sent her this conversation, to see if maybe she would recognize some goddamn similarities

"So Banquet kinda a hoe doe, she be advertising her REAL cream and sheeeet
What's a nigga gonna do when he come upon that good good in da wild ahahahaha

......He do be wilin' tho"

This episode of Word From The Streets was brought to you by the letter N.

 

[the rat]

Nah. when people have problems I like to fight them in real life. Calling someone's mom out is gayer than actual faggotry, I want to see fists thrown. I want to bash your head in and share a pot of earl grey tea afterwards, discussing mens issues like real men. I want to hug you and feel a genuine connection after trying to murder each other. I want you to have the most satisfying bear-hug and go home felling better about your life

Go back to tonguing cows you freak.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Yeah I've known that since I was 8 years old and have had 31 years to dwell on it. Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done as an adult and regret nothing. You're probably a pathetic Nothingcunt still living under mommy's roof with no job, no partner, and no aspirations, filling the void in their life with Skyrim mods on Nexus, downloaded via a prepaid phone that your parents pay for. Do you think I'm scared of you?

acting like a mopey faggot is a great way to get women to bang you btw

 

[Tablet County]

Yeah I've known that since I was 8 years old and have had 31 years to dwell on it. Gay sex is the most life altering thing I've done as an adult and regret nothing.

Damn shawty OK!

You're probably a pathetic Nothingcunt still living under mommy's roof with no job, no partner, and no aspirations, filling the void in their life with Skyrim mods on Nexus, downloaded via a prepaid phone that your parents pay for.

Hey, I take offense to that!
I download addons for gmod, thank you very much.

Do you think I'm scared of you?

You should be.

 

[Skelboen]

Honestly in terms of autistic sperging thats happening on this website this one feels relatively tame compared to the others



Cute cow, do you raise any other animals by chance?

ungulates in general, so sheep and goats as well as cows. Some people have human children or become cat or dog people, but I'm the Cow Person. I ween potty calves and wrangle the shit out of ~500kg fresian and illawarra red heifers, twisting their tails and throwing them in the grain trough while getting kicked and explosively shat on. Life is pain but it's fine. I also do vetinary work on another farm where I used to work because I'm a huge scary cunt that strikes fear into the fleabags