debate user @Skelboen on why he is being a creepy faggot in DM's

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When he kills himself some autist is going to inform Strayan authorities of this thread and the life insurance claim is gonna end up getting denied :story:
maybe all the hot bitches he claims to be pulling in every night will do a gofundme or something. or throw him in a ditch somewhere
 
I honestly don't understand why anyone would go here looking for love. Most of us are anonymous and there are plenty of other websites out there for you to go on for that type of thing.
even if i were looking for someone.. i KNOW better than to ever say anything regretful on here in dms, because as we have all seen time and time again, it WILL come out, and it will be hilarious
 
This is the most pathetic thing I've ever fucking read. You win zero points. You lose. GOOD DAY!
You think that's bad? It's nowhere near the most embarrassing thing ever posted on the farms. Not even in the top 10. The #1 undisputed king of autistic incel cringe is unquestionably still this post
 
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You think that's bad? It's nowhere near the most embarrassing thing ever posted on the farms. Not even in the top 10. The #1 undisputed king of autistic incel cringe is unquestionably still this post
Your link is busted. The funny is broken. But I take your word for it.
 
Dude I'm an extremely fit 39yo 6'5 farmhand that lives alone in a beautiful old heritage 1850's cottage directly across the road from a pub with autistically pruned rose bushes out the front. I don't need to creep on internet people when I cross the road alone every friday night and return with someone who doesn't want to leave on monday morning. I'm on the internet for friendship, not boneship. I'm here because we can drop the Hard R amongst friends
oh no I live such a great life im gonna kill myself boohoo
 
I honestly don't understand why anyone would go here looking for love. Most of us are anonymous and there are plenty of other websites out there for you to go on for that type of thing.
From what I've seen it's safe to assume every kiwi is fat and retarded. That is fun to laugh at but you don't want to date that. That being said, this guy can't be for real. He doesn't come across as a 39 yo 6'5" farmhand who lives in a fairytale hobbit house across from a post card photo. He's probably a balding, dumpy manlet with really bad skin, who lives with his mother and grandmother and whore sisters and their million mixed raced babies. There are no male role models, which explains all this.
 
Looking at that conversation and cringing so hard my face has relocated to the back of my skull

Dude gets the most lackluster one line reply and then he rapid fires 4+ multi paragraph posts in return??? That level of desperation is almost impressive. Definitely the kind of aussie who would probably kill you and then feed you to his pet gators because you didn't reply fast enough. And why the hell would any self respecting woman want to date a fruit? Who knows what kind of diseases you've picked up from your man-flings.
 
This thread has convinced me that OP definitely has human bodies buried on his property. They were probably caked in semen when he buried them.

Dude gets the most lackluster one line reply and then he rapid fires 4+ multi paragraph posts in return??? That level of desperation is almost impressive.
I noticed in the DMs that he copped to being on acid, which would explain why he types like such a schizo in those DMs (especially if he was drinking that much and smoking while on it) and why he bounces between “I’M GONNA END IT ALL” and “erm, my life is great ackshually” in this thread. I’ve never met a burnout who didn’t tard-ramble like a faggot the exact same way this nigga does, his brain is fried to a crisp and he’s only 40. SAD!
 
Motherfucker I will force feed it to you and you will see the light. Eating food is a chore sometimes. Imagine that a delicious superfood exists in soup format that costs less than $1 per serving to cook. I will find you and present you with a bowl of it, and you will thank me
bro got dems depressinz and arfiid bro struggles is so valiid
 
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