debate user @Skelboen on why he is being a creepy faggot in DM's

[vinrock]

Jesus christ people get your shit together tf.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

this is the face of a rapist
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That is him going after that clitoris like a thirsty dog!

Kiwifarms is the last place I would ever want to flirt with people

I won’t lie this is how I will flirt with someone if I ever try to on KF. BE FOREWARNED KIWIWOMENS!

Initiating flirting.bat

If she doesn’t know what .bat is she is too young

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

I won’t lie this is how I will flirt with someone if I ever try to on KF. BE FOREWARNED KIWIWOMENS!

Initiating flirting.bat

As cheesy as that is, it's definitely the best pickup line I've seen on KF. It's a low bar and everyone else brought shovels, but still!

 

[VasonJoorhees]

I need scientists to pick apart this guys brain because I cannot comprehend the brain damage required to become infatuated with random internet broads like this

 

[MadDisaster]

Some of the fresian cows have these mostly white calves with spooky blue eyes

They're adorable and it's a shame you cant toilet train them to live indoors

So far, this is the only worthwhile post in this thread.

Can't you all just make internet friends by being nice to people and talking about common interests, instead of trying to ERP or fuck anyone willing to talk to you? There are plenty of interesting kiwis, some of whom are presumably nice people who might actually be good friends if you can control yourself.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

As cheesy as that is, it's definitely the best pickup line I've seen on KF. It's a low bar and everyone else brought shovels, but still!

That is…I was kinda diving for the bar

There are plenty of interesting kiwis, some of whom are presumably nice people who might actually be good friends if you can control yourself.

The internet is just words on a screen. Anyone can be typing them. Anyone can be posting that image, even faking the image, you are believing is them. Millions, hell tens of millions, of mentally unwell people or just straight liars do it every day for whatever reasons they have been it nefarious or screwed up.

Why you would trust people on the website that tells you blatantly not to trust things on the Internet is beyond me.

I swear, and this isn’t about you because I don’t know how old you are, but people who grew up connected to the web are way more gullible than I thought they’d be.

 

[Skelboen]

Hey everyone. Since this thread's got a bit of traction and I've gone through my post history while nursing a crippling hangover and withdrawls for most of the week, I want to say I'm sincerely sorry to Banquet Meal and anyone else I've sperged-out at recently. I'm a fucking idiot who should feel bad, and I do feel bad. I'm ashamed of myself for the shitty dumb things that I do and say (or type) when I'm black-out-drunk and bouncing off the walls on whatever drugs I can find, or spinning wildly in the wheely office chair in front of my keyboard. My house has a strange layout where the computer desk is at one end of a long skinny hallway with the bathroom at the other. The floor is really smooth wooden floorboards and the chairs' wheels have bearings like skateboard wheels. For too many nights in a row I was kicking off the desk, doing a 180 or 540 and kicking off the bathroom door, woosh back to the desk and repeat while getting faster and faster and blasting Gas Gas Gas from the Initial D soundtrack for hours on end. I'm fucked in the head as a result of my own poor life choices but it's no excuse for inflicting my bullshit on other people

I'm 5 days into being sober again which might not sound like much, but I'm back in that frame of mind where I'm like "Fuuuuuck what have I done" and cringe when opening my phone or emails or logging into websites. Somehow I've done this shit in real life many many many times but have never been fired from a job, lost long term friendships or been beaten senseless over it because "Haha that's just Ben (be careful)" but I plan to stay properly sober as a result of annoying you all (until the next existential crisis hits) because this was a really deep embarassment and my liver and kidneys can't take much more. At least it was here on this Sudanese Fidget Spinning Forum instead of being out in public half naked and wielding a sword with a road cone for a hat

You're a fantastic group of people here and I really like the forums. I'm verry sorry for shitting things up as a new member and being a nuisance

Here's some cute calf tax. It doesn't fix anything, but I'm not going to be a pain in anyone elses' arse anymore. Peace and love everyone

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

I plan to stay properly sober

It's an uphill battle but you'll be all the better for it. Don't give up!

 

[lego racers]

 

[Skelboen]

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Yes I'm a sad lonely faggot 100%, but I want to get roasted and bullied here because nobody has the balls to do it in real life. That's one of the main reasons I dox myself on this Argentinian Knitting Forum: I want to get called a little bitch nigger and feel threatened enough to try and fight you back. I want to get enraged and say spicy things, angry to the point that I'll hate-clean my kitchen and get mountains of laundry washed and leaves raked while thinking of a reply that accuses you of being a lesser person than I am, before I forget that this is just the internet

 

[Skelboen]

It's an uphill battle but you'll be all the better for it. Don't give up!

Thank you, it means a lot. I've got elderly parents to think about who would probably die if they read any of my bullshit. I'll keep it on the straight and narrow

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You're a fantastic group of people here and I really like the forums. I'm verry sorry for shitting things up as a new member and being a nuisance

you still look like you're capable of rape

 

[Skelboen]

you still look like you're capable of rape

Wait till you see what they let me overseas with

 

[Token Faggot]

Wait till you see what they let me overseas with

If thats you, you're a cutie

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

The correct response to receiving weird DMs is to add the mass-DM chain people to the conversation and enjoy the fallout.