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I just find it fun how legitimately mad people are on Twitter over this. Like there was an actual real argument on how “actually, Denji would never trick Yuji into getting kicked in the balls.”
Even better is that the rage is building on both sides. JJK fans are mad at the results. Meanwhile CSM fans are mad that people aren't widely accepting the results and making fun of the Oregon Sword thing.

As a hater of both series and their fanbases, this is truly a win for me.
 
Is their anything on youtube like death battles but more like deadliest warrior or something with a somali pirate vs isis that'd be cool. Like real life warriors instead solid snake or goku
Sadly no, that would require actual experts on combat, not nerds with no skills.
At most you'll get a few combat youtubers comparing those things, but they're not gonna do actual fights, just a few techniques.
 
I think everyone in the thumbnail beats him lol.
You know, I am really starting to hate talk of Homelander in vs contexts. It’s painfully clear that they’re just hating the guy/thing that’s cool to hate on the Internet (even if you’re supposed to hate him IIRC). We may even be going back to the days of 2011 and…Justin Beiber vs Rebecca Black. Except nobody feels bad.
 
You know, I am really starting to hate talk of Homelander in vs contexts. It’s painfully clear that they’re just hating the guy/thing that’s cool to hate on the Internet (even if you’re supposed to hate him IIRC). We may even be going back to the days of 2011 and…Justin Beiber vs Rebecca Black. Except nobody feels bad.
It's just boring at this point. There's only so many times someone can say Homelander loses to a Goomba or something before it loses its humor.
 
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>Kratos vs Denji death battle
>Kratos bisects Denjiman with the Blade of Olympus.
>"You are a devil no lo-" SUDDENLY WHIS AND BOOMSTICK STOP THE MATCH
>"Now HOLD ON Kratos! Did you see that? Denji just performed a feat that puts him on the level of your sword!"
>"This changes our calculations drastically! I'm afraid Denji takes durability as a whole"
>*Denji gets up*
>"From now on your weapon will have no effect on Denji. Continue your battle"
 
You know, I am really starting to hate talk of Homelander in vs contexts. It’s painfully clear that they’re just hating the guy/thing that’s cool to hate on the Internet (even if you’re supposed to hate him IIRC). We may even be going back to the days of 2011 and…Justin Beiber vs Rebecca Black. Except nobody feels bad.
I do think Homelander beats Tighten, if only by being more intelligent and experienced.
 
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