DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

I've been secretly hoping for a while that some enterprising detractor would make a 'timelapse' style video using screenshots from @EmperorGoutatine 's posts. Even just over the last 2 years Phil has deteriorated visually quite a bit.

I watched a mighty d vid a while ago, it wasn't so much a time lapse, but just showed the transition/evolution of his toxicity, huge contrast between CT and WA

 

[Gramh]

I watched a mighty d vid a while ago, it wasn't so much a time lapse, but just showed the transition/evolution of his toxicity, huge contrast between CT and WA

As autistic as the series has been about Chris-Chan, it would be interesting for someone to deep dive that hard into making a Phil Burnell docuseries

 

[Preferred Penne]

Walks really are underrated for many things, especially losing weight since they allow you to spend like 200-300 calories by walking an hour at a decent pace (Which might not sound like much but it's over a tenth of the daily intake, very much not negligible), huh, Phat Fil ?

And assuming he doesn't stay up late at night solely to drink gin and hate-tweet (I know, I know, but bear with me for a minute), it also helps with that problem. There was a time when I would go sometimes days without sleeping and that f#cked my sleeping schedule up. Going for a walk at night to get some fresh air, tire and calm myself a bit, then shower is a great recipe for going to sleep easily.

You really expect him to go out for walks when a detractor could spring out of the nearest bush at any time and take him out?

 

[Pargon]

You really expect him to go out for walks when a detractor could spring out of the nearest bush at any time and take him out?

I don't think he'd even do the work of coming up with a reason. All he'd say is, "there's no places to walk around here, dood!" and that'd be enough for his supporters.

See, this is why Phil is a lost cause. The people whose opinions he does care about (the people who give him enough money for his lifestyle to be sustained) do not and will never hold him accountable to the point of withdrawing their financial support on a large scale. Two groups with a linked commonality. The True Believers and The "May The Ride Never End"-ers, and functionally they're the same because they will send Phil money regardless of what he says or does. Twitch has already made it fairly clear that within certain egregious reason he has free rein, and I do think he's craven enough not to step over those boundaries even "accidentally". So essentially barring specific circumstances Phil is only answerable to himself. Critiquing him to his face, unless one can be funny or artful enough to get a rise out of him, is pointless.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Needless to say, Phil is completely incorrect. It makes no sense why he would take a hardline stance and insult someone over something he is clearly not an expert in. He can't just say, "There are? I didn't know that!" No no. Phil Burnell is going to die on this hill, and every hill he builds for himself.

The only acceptable question from him would be 'what's a haiku?'

 

[kebab4you]

As autistic as the series has been about Chris-Chan, it would be interesting for someone to deep dive that hard into making a Phil Burnell docuseries

Maybe Geno will make a sequel once he's done with his current series.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I don't think he'd even do the work of coming up with a reason. All he'd say is, "there's no places to walk around here, dood!" and that'd be enough for his supporters.

See, this is why Phil is a lost cause. The people whose opinions he does care about (the people who give him enough money for his lifestyle to be sustained)

I actually disagree with this. Not Phil being a lost cause, but him caring about his paypigs. We've seen before that, even with Tut level support, Phil really doesn't care about them. All being a loyal paypig really gets you is some minor lean in ban protection. At this point, I'm really not sure if Phil values anyone's opinion. Any other streamer he hates for being more successful then him, and the ones who in his eyes are less successful he doesn't care about either because he gets to be smug side Phil and act like he's better because he has more viewers or whatever. I'd say, at best, he acknowledges Kat has opinions, but I can't imagine he cares too much about her to actually speak to her and find out what those are. He will sometimes parrot other people's opinions when he doesn't know something, but if that opinion ends up conflicting with whatever he now thinks, he no longer cares and will call that person a moron.

 

[TheTractor]

You really expect him to go out for walks when a detractor could spring out of the nearest bush at any time and take him out?

My dream of DSP related khantent is for camera footage of him waddle during his day off.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I stopped following Phil as much after I realised many detractors are at fault that he's making this much money at the moment.
I've lurked in several places where I was told the paypigs give him money because it causes drama with us, which is true. I personally started to believe most detractors are more autistic than Phil's fans. You can throw Phil 5£ which let's be honest is a good coffe at best, and write a message like "Fuck the detractors" and you will cause a shit show with a number of Twitter detractors. In my mind, for entertainment I can go to the cinema and pay 40£ for two tickets and laugh for an hour and a half, or give 5£ to Phil every other day with autistic messages and laugh at people sperging out for weeks. Just in the past two weeks, detractors spread a fake dox of Iced, sperged over a fake selfie, started spreading the stroke story and Mannix just showed how most detractors really are. If you want easy reactions and easy trolling, troll the detractors.

I'm not saying I'm any better, I'm utterly autistic and will waste hours just to dox some random idiot that likes some 38 year old fat exceptional individual. But I think some people just need realise people do reverse troll.




A stroke that causes a droopy face wouldn't be considered that light. He would have several tests done, I'm certain.
Maybe it's different in the US during COVID, can't stress that enough.

Edit: This is an old picture, you can tell from his headset, and he has a droopy mouth aswell.
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Not to be a smarty pants, but a stroke that has ramifications like permanent facial deformation would be a major event and you wouldn't just walk it off. A stroke of that caliber starts off as a sudden, excruciating migraine. Within minutes your brain has lost the connection. To the nerves that keep your facial structure in place, thus the dropping, blindness, etc. You usually lose the ability to speak coherently, or sometimes at all. You know something is wrong. Strokes like these have something called the Golden hour. If doctors can get you full of clot busters or surgical intervention, massive permanent brain damage *may* be avoided. Beyond this point it's up to whatever God you sacrafice to.

That being said there are such things as mini strokes (called TIAs). You can go through those and not realize it was a stroke. They're still painful, though, and can have side affects, such as trembling in the hands, but rarely massive ones like the ones that kill you.

Tlr the fat cunt didn't have a stroke.

(source: worked with rehabbing stroke victims)

As autistic as the series has been about Chris-Chan, it would be interesting for someone to deep dive that hard into making a Phil Burnell docuseries

Better not.
He'll send in the detectives, he'll send in the police, he'll send in everyone in his power.

 

[FamicomGorby]

My dream of DSP related khantent is for camera footage of him waddle during his day off.

I mean it's not like someone couldn't sit outside his gate community on his day off and wait to follow Dave around like a private investigator. Not like people going to lol cow's house to mess with em hasn't happened before.

As autistic as the series has been about Chris-Chan, it would be interesting for someone to deep dive that hard into making a Phil Burnell docuseries

Is there really that much to talk about? 99.95% of the footage Dave has out is basically just uninteresting dead air.

I think the down the rabbit hole covered everything worth talking about, so all we really need is a part 2 for that.

 

[Gramh]

Is there really that much to talk about? 99.95% of the footage Dave has out is basically just uninteresting dead air.

I think the down the rabbit hole covered everything worth talking about, so all we really need is a part 2 for that.

With DSP there is so much content that to watch it all unfold with the context of his situation in life which is well documented you could get hours on just his FGC days alone. Down The Rabbit Hole hit the highest notes but there is 12+ years in the beggacy documented and the transition of DSP over that time period would be interesting in depth especially when referenced against DSP's retcons.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

With DSP there is so much content that to watch it all unfold with the context of his situation in life which is well documented you could get hours on just his FGC days alone. Down The Rabbit Hole hit the highest notes but there is 12+ years in the beggacy documented and the transition of DSP over that time period would be interesting in depth especially when referenced against DSP's retcons.

Just out of curiousity, why do we need to wait for him to do it? A good number of the people on this thread know how to edit a video, write a script, and research. Get together, do it. Make niche internet history.

 

[Gramh]

Just out of curiousity, why do we need to wait for him to do it? A good number of the people on this thread know how to edit a video, write a script, and research. Get together, do it. Make niche internet history.

I'm not waiting for a specific person, anyone with the autism necessary to blow for blow detail out DSP in excruciating detail would be fine by me, especially since Geno slants too hard into almost coddling Chris-Chan.

 

[hector85]

Better not.
He'll send in the detectives, he'll send in the police, he'll send in everyone in his power.

so he'll send an email to twitch support?

 

[Very Honest Content]

I stopped following Phil as much after I realised many detractors are at fault that he's making this much money at the moment.
I've lurked in several places where I was told the paypigs give him money because it causes drama with us, which is true. I personally started to believe most detractors are more autistic than Phil's fans. You can throw Phil 5£ ...every other day with autistic messages and laugh at people sperging out for weeks. Just in the past two weeks, detractors spread a fake dox of Iced, sperged over a fake selfie, started spreading the stroke story and Mannix just showed how most detractors really are. If you want easy reactions and easy trolling, troll the detractors.

I'm not saying I'm any better, I'm utterly autistic and will waste hours just to dox some random idiot that likes some 38 year old fat exceptional individual. But I think some people just need realise people do reverse troll.

Horseshoe theory strikes the Derich's and the Vincent's of the world alike, agree. Of course you try convincing straight up mentally ill autisitics, like your average Bryan Dunn's of the world, that the way to actually 'get rid' of DSP is to ignore him completely for long enough however and see how soon you just quit giving a fuck either way too though. Hating on the self styled 'King of' it only feeds him through increasing noteriety, just as much as Rob does sharing his disabled check with him in a similar manner on the other side of the spectrum. Only by giving his antics zero response, postiive or negative either way, will he truly be starved into obscurity and Phil says stupid shit often enough that it's a fools errand to try that too.

Just out of curiousity, why do we need to wait for him to do it? A good number of the people on this thread know how to edit a video, write a script, and research. Get together, do it. Make niche internet history.

Counterpoint: Fuck Phil Burnell, he's unimportant except to lolcow connoisseurs who won't need the thing anyway.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Which is why he's so disliked and hated. He can never give a genuine apology or admit any responsibility for the bad things he did in the past. He feels that he's always in the right and can never do anything wrong. Always pulling out excuses and blaming others for his failures. If he really wanted to be less hated on the internet or have less detractors, then simply apologize and own up to what you did. It's honestly what most people are asking for but he can't do it for whatever reasons.

Oh he's sorry, very sorry.

• Sorry you felt attacked.
• Sorry you didn't get the joke.
• Sorry that you don't understand.
• Sorry that you're an idiot.
• Sorry he got caught doing or saying very questionable things.
• Sorry for being human.
• Sorry for just wanting to have a fun time.
• Sorry he had to lie, BUT it was necessary to make money.
• Sorry for begging again, BUT he has to, to make money.
• Sorry for mentioning taxes again, BUT please pay his taxes.
• The phrase "Sorry to say" to make his sentence bigger.
• Sorry for his actions, as a damage control, only to backpedal later for obvious reasons
• Sometimes he's sorry when a paypig had a bad day

Yes, he's never sorry for his own mistakes, it's inpossible with piglord. Someone who can't detect mistakes in his own behaviors and only searches for third party errors can never pull a sincere apologie. And with your badmouthy Phil you have a daily recorded egomaniac who will sooner or later reveal his true colors behind every little "Sorry".

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Yes it seems I forgot to include "I had to lie to protect mah famiwy *snort* *puppy eyes*" but I intentionally already included them. The family is an excuse to make more money.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Oh he's sorry, very sorry.

• Sorry you felt attacked.
• Sorry you didn't get the joke.
• Sorry that you don't understand.
• Sorry that you're an idiot.
• Sorry he got caught doing or saying very questionable things.
• Sorry for being human.
• Sorry for just wanting to have a fun time.
• Sorry he had to lie, BUT it was necessary to make money.
• Sorry for begging again, BUT he has to, to make money.
• Sorry for mentioning taxes again, BUT please pay his taxes.
• The phrase "Sorry to say" to make his sentence bigger.
• Sorry for his actions, as a damage control, only to backpedal later for obvious reasons
• Sometimes he's sorry when a paypig had a bad day

Yes, he's never sorry for his own mistakes, it's inpossible with piglord. Someone who can't detect mistakes in his own behaviors and only searches for third party errors can never pull a sincere apologie. And with your badmouthy Phil you have a daily recorded egomaniac who will sooner or later reveal his true colors behind every little "Sorry".

Yeah the weasel words he uses to make every apology conditional and more focused on the person asking him to apologize as if they've done something wrong are always funny. He says he's changed so much and apologized for the bad things he's done but I've yet to see an actual video of that, mind you he's probably convinced himself that his half-hearted apologizes are good enough and in fact him being generous. It really doesn't help that he only apologizes for things that he knows could get him in trouble with the platforms he's on. He never apologizes for scamming people, never apologizes for gaslighting his audience by calling them stupid for questioning him, funny how that works.

Another one I'd like to add to the list:

• Sorry I had to lie but it was to protect my family!

See guys, it's not his fault he lied... It's his family's fault! Phil did nothing wrong!

 

[MoonRocker]

I personally attribute the contempt against Phil and the universal dislike emanating from strangers due to his constant blanket statements that cast a wide net and insult anyone and everyone who would dare cross him.

The pig is a case study of the very simple maxim of “you shouldn’t piss off strangers.”

But that’s literally what he does, on a daily basis.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I personally attribute the contempt against Phil and the universal dislike emanating from strangers due to his constant blanket statements that cast a wide net and insult anyone and everyone who would dare cross him.

The pig is a case study of the very simple maxim of “you shouldn’t piss off strangers.”

But that’s literally what he does, on a daily basis.

I really enjoyed the backpedaling and damage control that happened after the State of Decay tweet. Great example of Phil being unaware (or not caring) that his words also have an affect on people that aren't under his pignosis.

 

[Gramh]

Between the begging, the whining, the baseless condescension to contrary opinions, uninformed contrarian opinions, detachment from his viewership, gross mannerisms, and general dislike of anyone more or less successful/skillful/etc. than himself, he really goes out of his way to offend the senses as often as humanly possible.