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Eh, it's honestly not hard to picture DSP as a corrupt police officer if he walked a different path. Maybe not the kind that kneels on a minorities neck but certainly the kind who looks the other way while bad shit is happening so long as he gets paid, or who extorts the innocent for money. And you better bet he'd abuse the rights of a cop to fuck with people who talk any sort of shit to him.

I mean yeah he's not as bad as a corrupt cop but that's only because he's too lazy to get in that kind of position of power.
Phil would be the equivalent of the security guard who runs and hides somewhere when the school shooter starts killing everyone
 
Twitch ban is probably the next big saga. It's going to happen when we least expect it and for something stupid. Then he'll run to Youtube where he'll quickly get striked once for bullshit and not be able to stream, leading to hilarity.

Divorce saga will come eventually, but Katherine needs to wait at least until 20 months until she can claim her halfsies. The question is if Phil will remain "relevant" that long.

Financial sagas aren't the same now, unless Phil really fucks up to the point where he could lose the Khando, and even then he'd probably get away with fraud again.

I wanna say the next saga will be a honeymoon in connecticut for christmas

it's the first year he hasn't been pissing away money on credit card/loan repayments
 
I wanna say the next saga will be a honeymoon in connecticut for christmas

it's the first year he hasn't been pissing away money on credit card/loan repayments
I agree. He was dropping hints about this immediately after his bankruptcy got approved. The second DSP gets his head above water financially he's going to plunge it right back down again with an expensive vacation.
 
Twitch ban is probably the next big saga. It's going to happen when we least expect it and for something stupid. Then he'll run to Youtube where he'll quickly get striked once for bullshit and not be able to stream, leading to hilarity.

Divorce saga will come eventually, but Katherine needs to wait at least until 20 months until she can claim her halfsies. The question is if Phil will remain "relevant" that long.

Financial sagas aren't the same now, unless Phil really fucks up to the point where he could lose the Khando, and even then he'd probably get away with fraud again.
That's a lot of eggs in one basket.
 
He's the type of bad cop that'll accidentally shoot his partner in the back during a shootout.
"MY SIDEARM JAMMED AND IT WOULDN'T CLEAR, NOTHING I COULD DO"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAD A ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE, SHITTY BERETTAS/GLOCKS/SIGS ARE FUCKING DEFECTIVE DOOD"
 
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signed up for ps5 pre-order, will he still continue the narrative of not being able to afford it

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signed up for ps5 pre-order, will he still continue the narrative of not being able to afford it
He implied a few times recently that he can afford the consoles. I think he realizes that as long as the vest streak is on, there is absolutely no way to believe he can't afford them. That said, if the streak ends, this will be retconned/amended - it was spoken when the streak was still going, assuming it will continue, but now he cannot afford any improvements, including the new consoles. Because he needs a full $10k monthly to make sure he can afford basic improvements over the standard $5k business expenses each month.

There is a also a significant possibility that a whale is going to handle the cost of the consoles somehow anyway (maybe already did), but we won't find that out until he has the console in hand, as people will give money if they think the new consoles are not secure.

Phil also just claimed on stream that he won the majority of charge-backs this week, and there are only a few in limbo. So remember this - Phil claims to have won charge-backs and therefore has made $25k. This will also be retconned.

There is literally nothing about Phil that is not a total scam anymore - with all the information out there, it's just a question of how he can manipulate it to pull as much money as possible.
 
Women are wired different. Eventually katherine will want to go out and do something or go on a trip. DSP will have to give her what she wants. Combined with the new consoles he will be spending a decent amount of money. I assume he has paid his taxes? i havent been following closely cause I've been busy. DSP can probably milk paypigs with his retard vest through xmas. I personally do think eventually his laptop and other stuff will shit bed.
 
He just fell in Fall Guys and said, "People always jump into me... see, I fell! That had nothing to do with me!"
This is the point of the game, one of the core mechanics.
I don't understand how he can talk about Fall Guys like it is some kind of PvE-only jumping game.

Papavera is MIA and people have mentioned this to Phil. Phil explained that he couldn't get connected to Minecraft and now he has disappeared for the last week. Phil theorizes that Papavera is bored of Minecraft and mentioned he mentioned playing No Man's Sky.
Maybe he is tired of you avoiding Minecraft for no apparent reason while he does free work for you, Phil.

And Phil claims that he has no idea that the 'g-word' is on the auto-mod word list. I assume this is 'gout'.
Won't even accept responsibility for the modding of his chat despite the fact that he no longer has mods half the time.

Somehow he's getting even more detached from reality these days...
 
Papavera is MIA and people have mentioned this to Phil. Phil explained that he couldn't get connected to Minecraft and now he has disappeared for the last week. Phil theorizes that Papavera is bored of Minecraft and mentioned he mentioned playing No Man's Sky.
Maybe he is tired of you avoiding Minecraft for no apparent reason while he does free work for you, Phil.
And this is how Phil potentially loses another paypig. All Cuckavera cared about was Minecraft, which to Phil, makes him a selfish, inconsiderate asshole and that people need to learn to enjoy watching other games and not just stick with 1 game. I still think Cuckavera will come back the minute Phil plays Minecraft again because Phil hasn't outwardly insulted him harshly......yet

EDIT: Made it clearer that I was insinuating what PHIL thinks/would say about Papavera not coming to his streams and not my own personal thoughts in the first 2 sentences
 
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And this is how Phil potentially loses another paypig. All Cuckavera cared about was Minecraft, which makes him a selfish, inconsiderate asshole. People need to learn to enjoy watching other games and not just stick with 1 game. I still think Cuckavera will come back the minute Phil plays Minecraft again because Phil hasn't outwardly insulted him harshly......yet
Yeah, that's the thing you (and Phil, for his own sake) have gotta realize about his paypigs. He can lie to them, he can insult everyone around them, he can be as big of a scumbag as you imagine. But the only way he'll actually shake them off is if he does something that irks them on a very, very personal level. Which he has an uncanny habit of doing, given his inhuman level of negligence regarding...well, everything.
It makes me feel less bad about them being emotionally manipulated by a scammer when you see how they don't give a shit about how hostile and cruel he is to people who aren't them. But the moment he decides Rainbow Dash isn't the best Pony, all gloves are off.
 
Papavera is MIA and people have mentioned this to Phil. Phil explained that he couldn't get connected to Minecraft and now he has disappeared for the last week. Phil theorizes that Papavera is bored of Minecraft and mentioned he mentioned playing No Man's Sky.
Maybe he is tired of you avoiding Minecraft for no apparent reason while he does free work for you, Phil.
Like a month ago Papavera said he was going to 'retire' from Minecraft, a couple of weeks later Papavera was on Phil's server doing some 'work', and now he is gone. So, Phil should've had some idea that Papavera was annoyed about something, given that Minecraft is his lifeblood. If Phil were a smart man, he might've talked to Papavera about it but he's a moron so that isn't happening.
 
So I was curious about Derich, especially with this whole cuties thing. I know people have seen his old playlists he deleted, but I never have seen anyone bring up the channels he is subbed to. I looked through some and notice something in common with each of these:


And that isn’t even all the channels. Why the fuck is Derich still allowed on the stream? Why has this not been called out yet?
 
So I was curious about Derich, especially with this whole cuties thing. I know people have seen his old playlists he deleted, but I never have seen anyone bring up the channels he is subbed to. I looked through some and notice something in common with each of these:

Phil really attracts only the cream of the crop of weirdoes, huh? Jesus Christ.
 
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