DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DZoomer]

In these times of boringness and vest faggotry, one has to wonder: what face will the next interesting arc have? Will it be financial, with the tax man finally coming to get what is his? Will it be romantic, with Khet getting pregnant or divorcing the pig?

I'm starting to think that, as long as this vest streak exists, there's really no point in following Phil. The best kind of entertainment that piggie has ever put out was during times of financial distress, and now he's not only gotten a 150k tip from Nancy, but he's also getting 200 dollars a day.

It's just so boring.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

In these times of boringness and vest faggotry, one has to wonder: what face will the next interesting arc have? Will it be financial, with the tax man finally coming to get what is his? Will it be romantic, with Khet getting pregnant or divorcing the pig?

I'm starting to think that, as long as this vest streak exists, there's really no point in following Phil. The best kind of entertainment that piggie has ever put out was during times of financial distress, and now he's not only gotten a 150k tip from Nancy, but he's also getting 200 dollars a day.

It's just so boring.

He knows it is, and that's why he has entered stasis. He's found the perfect recipe for him. He doesn't have to do much because his cult does the work for him. He knows he's boring and it starves the people that want to see him fuck up. He has a few trained seals to keep him coasting for the time being.

It's a wobbling house of cards, granted. But for now, it's working for him.

But he'll fuck up. He always does.

 

[Schmeckel]

Sorry for his actions, as a damage control, only to backpedal later for obvious reasons

As a subset of this point, he can also only apologize for previous actions if they were years ago so he can claim that he's changed and he now knows better than to do those same things.

Spoiler: I can change!

I just kinda realized that Phil KINDA looks like saddam.

 

[LeGoat de Gout]

Oh he's sorry, very sorry.

• Sorry you felt attacked.
• Sorry you didn't get the joke.
• Sorry that you don't understand.
• Sorry that you're an idiot.
• Sorry he got caught doing or saying very questionable things.
• Sorry for being human.
• Sorry for just wanting to have a fun time.
• Sorry he had to lie, BUT it was necessary to make money.
• Sorry for begging again, BUT he has to, to make money.
• Sorry for mentioning taxes again, BUT please pay his taxes.
• The phrase "Sorry to say" to make his sentence bigger.
• Sorry for his actions, as a damage control, only to backpedal later for obvious reasons
• Sometimes he's sorry when a paypig had a bad day

Yes, he's never sorry for his own mistakes, it's inpossible with piglord. Someone who can't detect mistakes in his own behaviors and only searches for third party errors can never pull a sincere apologie. And with your badmouthy Phil you have a daily recorded egomaniac who will sooner or later reveal his true colors behind every little "Sorry".

Forgot one of the most important ones:

• Sorry he had to lie, BUT it was necessary to protect "muh" family.

 

[Zeelpulp]

 

[Forbidden Math]

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Eh, it's honestly not hard to picture DSP as a corrupt police officer if he walked a different path. Maybe not the kind that kneels on a minorities neck but certainly the kind who looks the other way while bad shit is happening so long as he gets paid, or who extorts the innocent for money. And you better bet he'd abuse the rights of a cop to fuck with people who talk any sort of shit to him.

I mean yeah he's not as bad as a corrupt cop but that's only because he's too lazy to get in that kind of position of power.

 

[Pargon]

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Oh, good. DSP detractors getting political with one another. I guess it was fun while it lasted. Now where's my gasoline and matches...?

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Eh, it's honestly not hard to picture DSP as a corrupt police officer if he walked a different path. Maybe not the kind that kneels on a minorities neck but certainly the kind who looks the other way while bad shit is happening so long as he gets paid, or who extorts the innocent for money. And you better bet he'd abuse the rights of a cop to fuck with people who talk any sort of shit to him.

I mean yeah he's not as bad as a corrupt cop but that's only because he's too lazy to get in that kind of position of power.

So I told the mother of the victim, YOU HAVE TO E-MAIL ME! You can't just call me during my office hour okay?

 

[Draza]

Eh, it's honestly not hard to picture DSP as a corrupt police officer if he walked a different path. Maybe not the kind that kneels on a minorities neck but certainly the kind who looks the other way while bad shit is happening so long as he gets paid, or who extorts the innocent for money. And you better bet he'd abuse the rights of a cop to fuck with people who talk any sort of shit to him.

I mean yeah he's not as bad as a corrupt cop but that's only because he's too lazy to get in that kind of position of power.

He's the type of bad cop that'll accidentally shoot his partner in the back during a shootout.

 

[Forbidden Math]

He's the type of bad cop that'll accidentally shoot his partner in the back during a shootout.

And then say "He got in my line of fire!" during the trial.

 

[Gramh]

He's the type of bad cop that'll accidentally shoot his partner in the back during a shootout.

"That idiot moved into my shot, I had a headshot lined up dood!"

 

[Draza]

And then say "He got in my line of fire!" during the trial.

"That idiot moved into my shot, I had a headshot lined up dood!"

"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct!"

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

A DSP doco series (100 parts?) would need to be long, take a detailed look at pretty autismo points to make the history clear, will be looking at all kinds of small events from his early days to today and frankly, would need expert commentary with knowledge only people like Tevin and LSB possess.

I would love for that to exist, because it would be a fantastic source of all of Darks bullshit. However much i love these forums, cows like Dark need an entire wikipedia with links and sources given his longevity and autistic antics.

Pointing fans to his dumb shit leads them to here, what is an essentially smug observers discussion, not an encyclopedia

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

In these times of boringness and vest faggotry, one has to wonder: what face will the next interesting arc have? Will it be financial, with the tax man finally coming to get what is his? Will it be romantic, with Khet getting pregnant or divorcing the pig?

I'm starting to think that, as long as this vest streak exists, there's really no point in following Phil. The best kind of entertainment that piggie has ever put out was during times of financial distress, and now he's not only gotten a 150k tip from Nancy, but he's also getting 200 dollars a day.

It's just so boring.

I have no doubt something will happen in the Phil show that will upset things, perhaps not this year but if I were a betting man I would say either surprise financial sage, not the typical tax arc but maybe something like fraud or debts, whatever. Perhaps unlikely but the rollercoaster of Phil is a wild one. Or the eventual divorce saga which is undoubtedly a matter of time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's the type of bad cop that'll accidentally shoot his partner in the back during a shootout.

Don't be silly........you know he'd just hide in a bathroom until all the others killed themselves then jump out and say 'I win!'

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I always found it weird how he titles his streams in third person.

 

[Schmeckel]

Eh, it's honestly not hard to picture DSP as a corrupt police officer if he walked a different path. Maybe not the kind that kneels on a minorities neck but certainly the kind who looks the other way while bad shit is happening so long as he gets paid, or who extorts the innocent for money. And you better bet he'd abuse the rights of a cop to fuck with people who talk any sort of shit to him.

I mean yeah he's not as bad as a corrupt cop but that's only because he's too lazy to get in that kind of position of power.

Phil would be the Steven Seagal of cops. Yeah, yeah, I know that Steven is a "cop" already...

All he does is talk shit, and half the time doesn't know what he's talking about. Have you seen him (Seagal) fuckin' run in movies? It's hilarious, and seeing Phil do a perp-waddle trying to catch someone would be equally as hilarious. Droopy jowls, attempting to be hidden by a ridiculous goatee, and also has an affinity for under aged women.

 

[Gramh]

Phil would be the Steven Seagal of cops. Yeah, yeah, I know that Steven is a "cop" already...

All he does is talk shit, and half the time doesn't know what he's talking about. Have you seen him (Seagal) fuckin' run in movies? It's hilarious, and seeing Phil do a perp-waddle trying to catch someone would be equally as hilarious. Droopy jowls, attempting to be hidden by a ridiculous goatee, and also has an affinity for under aged women.

I swear I watched a Youtube video mocking how awkward Steven Seagal is that would be perfect with DSP's face shopped in....

 

[Iron Hamster]

I always found it weird how he titles his streams in third person.

He's Jimmy from Seinfeld.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Twitch ban is probably the next big saga. It's going to happen when we least expect it and for something stupid. Then he'll run to Youtube where he'll quickly get striked once for bullshit and not be able to stream, leading to hilarity.

Divorce saga will come eventually, but Katherine needs to wait at least until 20 months until she can claim her halfsies. The question is if Phil will remain "relevant" that long.

Financial sagas aren't the same now, unless Phil really fucks up to the point where he could lose the Khando, and even then he'd probably get away with fraud again.