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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
My favorite part is Serena Williams being so desperate for relevance that she plugs shit like that.
Like bitch YOU WERE AN ATHLETE. Of all people you should understand diet and exercise. We get it you got knocked up by that Reddit bro and your career tanked after that and younger people started wiping the floor with you, then you cried about it after getting super rich doing a job you loved and getting famous about it. Unlike GLPs that’s called how things naturally happen. Now pass the torch and fuck right off.
The people that go on GLP-1's and get the "melted candle face" is because they drop weight quickly, do not get enough protein, and do not work out. Basically they go into starvation mode and their body consumes the muscle for energy before using the fat reserves.
Phil's autistic focus on protein tells me that he is on GLP-1's. His sudden focus on working out also confirms me that he is on them as well.
starvation mode isnt a real thing, the body always tries to consume both muscle and fat when cutting but working out can reduce the muscle loss if the cut isnt too brutal (on ozempig it will be). the truth, as always, is that phil doesnt actually work out and is lying about it, or if he does hes doing less than the bare minimum to achieve any results. hes a skinny fat twig style creature
Pokemon card arc is boring but i guess it might have a payoff later. Fitness is annoying now. Funniest is his AI usage. Overall good time to take a break from his antics.
My favorite part is Serena Williams being so desperate for relevance that she plugs shit like that.
Like bitch YOU WERE AN ATHLETE. Of all people you should understand diet and exercise. We get it you got knocked up by that Reddit bro and your career tanked after that and younger people started wiping the floor with you, then you cried about it after getting super rich doing a job you loved and getting famous about it. Unlike GLPs that’s called how things naturally happen. Now pass the torch and fuck right off.
To be fair, I think she was always taking something. The unfortunate reality is that tennis is very based on individuals who generate a lot of money - you can't let them be exposed for cheating because it might cause billions of dollars worth of damage.
You see how Swiatek and Sinner basically got a slap on the wrist for essentially doping. I also suspect that Nadal was doping, since he did surface in certain Spanish doctor's notebooks.
The only guy I'm sure isn't doping is Djokovic - 1) I think if he were doping the powers that be would more than gladly throw him under the bus 2) He's a bit of OCD/ nut job when it comes to diet.
I saw some redditors discussing why ozempic isn't really a performance enhancing drug and should be allowed because it only causes physical changes, but doesn't go against the spirit of the game lol, I need to find the thread.
Speaking of redditors and tennis, this is one of the finest example of cognitive dissonance:
A Ukrainian tennis player took a Palantir sponsorship. On one hand they support Ukraine 100%, but somehow their brains can't compute that they are using Palantir technology since Peter Thiel is Satan incarnate for them. I don't care either way, I just find the thread amusing.
Which is extra funny considering he said that he is better in SF 2 Turbo then justin. Why he thinks that way is up to anyone's guess but he most likely jerks himself off to that one time at Evo and that he beat justin in qualifiers after that. I bet if they would play now Justin would wipe the floor with Phil especially as Justin still plays SF 2 turbo on fightcade. Phil is such a moron, saying detractors live in the past when it comes to himself but he still thinks he is hot shit like back in his short lived glory days (and even back then he was not really popular, he was just slop flooding Youtbe. Phil basically invented slobtube. As usual this low IQ retard invents shit)
-Claims to be so busy he can't perform the simplest of tasks after streaming and detractors don't affect him in any way- Spends day off living online and banning people and opening children's card packs instead of unplugging and spending time with wife that he claims to desperately need.
Detractors do indeed control his life.
Not following DSP's shenanigans for a couple of weeks and now seeing him being literally addicted to opening Pokémon card packs is truly something else... It was a very predictable outcome, but it's funny nonetheless. And I love how he keeps claiming he doesn't want the Pokémon cards to dominate his streams, while at the same time doing everything in his power to make them the main subject of every single stream.
I think someone already posted this, but the amount of times he mentions something about card packs is absolutely ludicrous. Just this month alone, he mentioned it 2.231 times, and we're only 20 days into the month. That's an average of:
111 times per day
14 times per streaming hour (or: roughly every 4 minutes)
Which is extra funny considering he said that he is better in SF 2 Turbo then justin. Why he thinks that way is up to anyone's guess but he most likely jerks himself off to that one time at Evo and that he beat justin in qualifiers after that. I bet if they would play now Justin would wipe the floor with Phil especially as Justin still plays SF 2 turbo on fightcade. Phil is such a moron, saying detractors live in the past when it comes to himself but he still thinks he is hot shit like back in his short lived glory days (and even back then he was not really popular, he was just slop flooding Youtbe. Phil basically invented slobtube. As usual this low IQ retard invents shit)
According to Phil, his “gym” is the storage nook where he used to keep all his statues and the spare bedroom is now a “second living room” that they needed for some reason.
The storage nook is off of the main bedroom where they sleep and it has the gym now yes, but it was originally Panda's office and later it was Kat's office aka the bedroom office, before phil took it way for storage and now his gym. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
Besides Phil's posture, the other noticeable thing about that picture is how the other guy looks happy, smiling and having a good time, probably had a great weekend with his friends and didnt take the video games too seriously. Meanwhile phil is hunched over autistically focused on the game, looking miserable and ready to run to the internet to brag or cope about the results as soon as the game is over and sit alone in his hotel room the rest of the weekend.
