DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He is on an INSANE boomer rant today, all triggered by the Mario Galaxy movie trailer. He sounds like an actual grandpa screaming at clouds, and is somehow managing to turn it into a holier-than-thou segment as well, about how he's just built different and above all the NUDNIGS who consume this SLAHP. (He is abusing the fuck out of the word "slop").

Just a taste, as top10 EU just said, there's too much to even clip lmao.

Oh, so this is funny now? After years of actually, unironically begging like this, now it's just all in good fun! This fucking nigger.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I cannot imagine anyone else but Chris Chan when he crashes out about the fucking Mario galaxy movie...

 

[Optimus Crime]

My head cannon (retarded) is that wingsofredemption ghosted Phil after Phil wanted to start a show called "Wings and the King." Imagine working with a Narc that unironically expects everyone to call him a king. Imagine how tiring that would be. And imagine being wings, having zero knowledge of the kino casino arc since he himself was involved in spousal-abuse-gate so he didn't have time to watch that episode of kino casino where they fooled Phil to call himself a king again (as a joke).

"Fuck this nigger"
-Wingsofredemption

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I cannot imagine anyone else but Chris Chan when he crashes out about the fucking Mario galaxy movie...

Phil and Chris share quite a few parallels, and they only seem to strengthen as piggy ages. If only he was wearing one of his Phil Chan shirts during the rant.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This slay the spire 2 playthrough is incredible stuff. Just staring at chat for every move. I hope Bookwurm is ready to keep this supported for 6 months.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

He also forgot the banana song again.

it's a re run of the previous banana episodes but still terminal cringe levels. he actually is truly and utterly mindraped by the denim banana demon forever. lmao!

 

[GodModule]

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He is on an INSANE boomer rant today, all triggered by the Mario Galaxy movie trailer. He sounds like an actual grandpa screaming at clouds, and is somehow managing to turn it into a holier-than-thou segment as well, about how he's just built different and above all the NUDNIGS who consume this SLAHP. (He is abusing the fuck out of the word "slop").

Just a taste, as top10 EU just said, there's too much to even clip lmao.


boomer segment irony.mov

He's really bitter that the current gen has better Mario movies than he had as a kid, huh. What an absolute faggot

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

This slay the spire 2 playthrough is incredible stuff. Just staring at chat for every move. I hope Bookwurm is ready to keep this supported for 6 months.

This is even worse than baldur's gate 3, he's doing that at every turn and between each turns...

He can't make any decisions alone, even when it's obvious.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"It would be great if we could get more support"

 

[Minister of the Interior]

Did he embarrass himself playing Super Mario Bros 2 at some point? Why does Wart trigger him so hard.

 

[Ayynon69]

He also forgot the banana song again.

New theory: Philip pretends to forget the song so he has time to suppress his homo lust. Otherwise he would start giggling and lip lickin'

I cannot imagine anyone else but Chris Chan when he crashes out about the fucking Mario galaxy movie...

Mario's gloves are not BROWN in Super Mario Galaxy, they are WHITE!!! Where is their attention to detail!!??

Edit: he also says "our kids" lol
No Jasper kit-tey! Don't watch the Mario movie!!

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Flash games that lonely autistic men pay for the privilege to handhold Phil through will save the business.

 

[Windy Moors]

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"It would be great if we could get more support"

Same scary vibe:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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it's a re run of the previous banana episodes but still terminal cringe levels. he actually is truly and utterly mindraped by the denim banana demon forever. lmao!

I can't wait for the day Kat snaps and strangles him on stream.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Did he embarrass himself playing Super Mario Bros 2 at some point? Why does Wart trigger him so hard.

It's just his autism pertaining to the movie is called Super Mario Galaxy so everything in it can only be characters and locations from Super Mario Galaxy.

Spoiler: Mario Autism

He had the same complaints from the first one. This retard wants to see a title screen, then Mario appears on world 1-1 with a goomba approaching from the right.

Which is funny because for Fallout he was fine with the changes they made.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Streaming has shown the glaring flaw with the free market.

There needs to be some forced stability because many people are stupid.

I'm all for self-sustainability but when it becomes a race to who can manipulate TimboSlice's bank account to 0, and then Phil Burnell's, that's more problems.

I would argue the harm of the free market in this context is less about stupid people bankrupting themselves due to internet celebrities and more that stupid people who shower ecelebs with money gave those motherfuckers legitimacy and a platform to an unprecedented level. No one could've ever predicted that Phil Burnell being able to capture die-hard dents 15 years ago was the first domino piece to yellow paint and retard-tier """puzzles""" in AAA gaming.

 

[Digger10]

He is on an INSANE boomer rant today, all triggered by the Mario Galaxy movie trailer. He sounds like an actual grandpa screaming at clouds, and is somehow managing to turn it into a holier-than-thou segment as well, about how he's just built different and above all the NUDNIGS who consume this SLAHP. (He is abusing the fuck out of the word "slop").

Just a taste, as top10 EU just said, there's too much to even clip lmao.


boomer segment irony.mov

Could be worse, Phil. They could grow up watching you.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

At this point the dents should grow a little spine. Even if it's brittle and doesn't stop them spending their money on the overgrown toddler they could be dictating what he buys with what they give him. That fucking wrinkled shirt I just saw some pages back man.. they should be picking the clothes he wears on stream. Their fashion sense can't be any worse than his.

What he eats, What he plays. They could take control of his life and refuse to fund him unless he buys all the shit they tell him to. They could make this motherfucker eat off real plates. Subscribe to monthly deliveries of hair in a can to hide the mark of the beast up on top. The possibilities are endless. Somehow these people are even more unimaginative and pathetic than phil himself to go on not realizing they own him.

Crimson Desert looks like it's going to be an anti-yellow paint game too and their limp-wristed handholding is going to ruin that as well unless he's just citing RPGEE (doesn't seem to look like a proper one) fatigue and skipping it. There needs to be a culling of them disableds to stagger this pied piper of squander.

 

[needasea]

Adults that are really into Mario creep me out. Like why get so invested in this? Is this some sort of stunted development? retardation? Either way I would never let this guy around kids, yuck.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

we won't realize it's dsp's last stream until after the fact. it will be a normal stream by all metrics. maybe he'll hit the goal, maybe he won't. but he won't be back for the next stream. probably another stroke and/or cardiac event that knocked him out for good. there will be massive speculation, which will only grow in the subsequent days. we won't know he's actually dead until weeks later. Turns out the horse-woman didn't even realize he kicked the bucket, and only ended up calling 911 once the door dash stopped coming. one noble kiwi obtains the bodycam footage of the hovel, which of course goes viral. once the dust has settled, null locks the board and bans all of us. that is the end of darksydephil.

anyone hoping for a homeless arc or job arc or whatever finally killing the streams, don't get your hopes up. this show ends when the main character dies.