DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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He is on an INSANE boomer rant today, all triggered by the Mario Galaxy movie trailer. He sounds like an actual grandpa screaming at clouds, and is somehow managing to turn it into a holier-than-thou segment as well, about how he's just built different and above all the NUDNIGS who consume this SLAHP. (He is abusing the fuck out of the word "slop").

Just a taste, as top10 EU just said, there's too much to even clip lmao.


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Oh, so this is funny now? After years of actually, unironically begging like this, now it's just all in good fun! This fucking nigger.


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Legit who the fuck cares about the specific plots of ancient platformers that barely even had plots? Why??

"REEE THIS CHARACTER WAS INTRODUCED IN SUPER MARIO 2D WORLD NOT SUPER MARIO GALAXY REEE FUCK YOU NINTENDO"
 
we won't realize it's dsp's last stream until after the fact.
This is likely of course but I'm still hoping that whatever happens will happen on stream
Man, could you imagine EMS trying to get into that office? Or even just up the stairs given how hoarded the house probably is? Getting a stretcher up to Phil will take longer than them getting to the address.
 
This is likely of course but I'm still hoping that whatever happens will happen on stream
Man, could you imagine EMS trying to get into that office? Or even just up the stairs given how hoarded the house probably is? Getting a stretcher up to Phil will take longer than them getting to the address.
I personally hope for the Chris-chan home fire instead. Phil's wire management(or lack thereof) is my personal pet peeve. Have you seen the rat nests he has?
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This man is POSSESSED with keeping absolutely everything plugged in to the outlet at all times. That's an electrical fire waiting to happen.
 
Which is funny because for Fallout he was fine with the changes they made.
The important part is that no matter which side he chooses, he always knows how to be a cunt about it.

Ask the guy about literally any subject where he has to hold an opinion. "Hey Phil, do you think XYZ is good? Do you prefer A or B?"

Any normal human: "Yeah, XYZ is alright." or "No, I don't really like XYZ." or "I like A better than B because [list of reasons]."

Phil's answer is always "Only retards [like/dislike] XYZ." "A is fine, B is for dumb children and mouth droolers."

Fallout and Mario are actually the two perfect examples because his opinion on Fallout can be summed up as "Only autistic people care about the Fallout show being lore-accurate" and his opinion on Mario can be summed up as "Only soulless consumer husks don't care about the Mario movie being lore-accurate".

It's almost like he hates everyone and everything and just comes up with excuses after the fact to validate how much better he is.
 
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I maintain that his spergouts about the Mario movie having other stuff from the games in them are on the same tier of autism as Chris Chan sperging out over Sonic's arms, and I hate the fact that he's making me defend shit movies to make this point.
 
He is legit bragging about how well his run is going lol. No kidding he didn't make a single choice on his own to the point where his chat called him out multiple times.

Total dogshit playthrough do not watch
 
I have a theory that this "pulled muscle" he has is actually a gout flare up. Every lie has a kernel of truth right? I think he really is in pain but it's because he's drinking and eating shit food and he's having a gout flare up.

Also Slay the Spire was worse than Rimworld. I would have clipped it but it was so boring that fuck that. Every single decision was chat's choice. Every card, every unlock, every path decision. Then there was some coping where he pretended that he was starting to understand the mechanics but oddly that didn't stop him from relying on chat for basically everything.
 
I have a theory that this "pulled muscle" he has is actually a gout flare up. Every lie has a kernel of truth right? I think he really is in pain but it's because he's drinking and eating shit food and he's having a gout flare up.

Also Slay the Spire was worse than Rimworld. I would have clipped it but it was so boring that fuck that. Every single decision was chat's choice. Every card, every unlock, every path decision. Then there was some coping where he pretended that he was starting to understand the mechanics but oddly that didn't stop him from relying on chat for basically everything.
Since every game is chat plays, I would argue that DSPs gameplay is no longer his gameplay. So in essence, you have people that pay DSP money to play a game vicariously thru him. In a very convoluted way it is now his chat that are the live streamer and let's player.
 
Every single decision was chat's choice.
That's the majority of his games nowadays. It's just dents play, which they spend more money telling him what to do than playing it himself.

Today's stream was supported by mostly Book_Wurm, who is someone who is ALWAYS in Phil's chat. Heard a theory on twitter that it's theorized that it's GameTrekker's sock account.
 
That's the majority of his games nowadays. It's just dents play, which they spend more money telling him what to do than playing it himself.
I know, but in games like this and Rimworld it's especially egregious because he can literally pause for every decision. At least there is a little bit of Phil gameplay in like RE9, but this game is the perfect game for him to sit and wait for chat to make every decision.
Since every game is chat plays, I would argue that DSPs gameplay is no longer his gameplay. So in essence, you have people that pay DSP money to play a game vicariously thru him.
I forget who I was talking about it with the other day I think it was @Balr0g where we were discussing the effects not making any decisions for himself is having on his already deteriorating mental health. I agree, though, I think that is part of the appeal for them. Phil has always relied on pity, that is his biggest marketable asset. He's just a poor little guy who doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't have any money, it's just the big mean detractors bullying him. I think these dents feel like they're helping, which they are, but there is a reason most streamers don't do it like he does. It's fun for the 2 or 3 people that help, it's easier for Phil, but it is absolutely antithetical to entertainment to watch someone just follow instructions. But maybe if Phil explains again how actually it's a good thing then people will change their minds and come flocking back.

Side note, someone asked him why he doesn't just keep ChatGPT up on another monitor instead of waiting for chat to respond and he said that he liked "the interactivity" of having chat handhold him. Obviously he doesn't give a shit about his audience so that's shit, I'm wondering what it is about the personal handholding that he's getting off on. I guess the most likely thing is that it's just other people taking time out of their day to lead him around by the hand makes him feel like people like him? Or maybe it reminds him of his mommy? Idk, but regardless it is a pathetic state of affairs for this 43-going-on-80 year old man. It's absolutely disgusting how useless and repulsive this faggot is, it triggers that innate human disgust in me like when you see two dudes kissing, or a mixed race couple. And somehow he's getting even more pathetic, crazy work.
 
xqc: "chat, is this true?"
dsp: "chat, is this good?"
slay the spire isn't some game with 140 IQ mechanics and our boy can't even decide whether to attack or defend.
for reference the usual streamer will get through 2 acts in about an hour.
I was watching babel builder who likes some weird turn based games and he did this at this pace.
If you watch some streamers who are experts in slay the spire, you can't let the video play in the second screen. they go through the game as if it's peanuts.
 
Does anyone remember when exactly the fake accentuated HA HA HA laughs began? I know it's because he's insecure about his ACK ACKs but he only started doing it recently, some time in the last few months or so. What exactly caused it?
 
Does anyone remember when exactly the fake accentuated HA HA HA laughs began? I know it's because he's insecure about his ACK ACKs but he only started doing it recently, some time in the last few months or so. What exactly caused it?
Brother he's been doing cope laughs for years. I'm not well versed in cope lore but I assume it started when he started interacting with a live audience, since it always happens in response to an audience member threatening his ego.
 
Brother he's been doing cope laughs for years. I'm not well versed in cope lore but I assume it started when he started interacting with a live audience, since it always happens in response to an audience member threatening his ego.
I could have sworn I've watched clips from a year or two ago with acks, maybe I'm misremembering. Either way it's funny and he's gay.
 
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