You could totally be right - and of course at the end of the day I think we'd all agree it doesn't really matter which loser it is - but that's totally the kind of thing the "puppet master" would lie about either just to add to his first time tipper LARP, or to try and make Phil antsy about the money.
I can't fucking believe she's taken bites out of it again, like she's some rabid dog that Phil has to beat away with a stick if he gets to the Doordash order too late. That's too funny. But let's be honest, the truth is that she owns Phil and does whatever the fuck she wants, she doesnt respect him or his 'business' at all and has established herself above us as not only his chief detractor, but a paid one at that. She'll get fat and hideous on his dime and he'll say "yes mommy" like a good little closet homo. SUFFER PHILIP
And the only thing he can use her is a prop to say "I am married, i am a mature adult" while acting like a sissy bitch around her. Imagine if he really had no income for 2 weeks, she would probably eat Phil because all the other food is gone
Satan took over again and he had to lock her in a room and just throws doordash in there a few times a day so she doesn't eat the cat like she did the bird.
Why do you think he looks so nervous when he doesn't hit the non-goal? It's Kat's goal, and she'll DEVOUR him if he doesn't paypig enough for her.
So sometime after Pandalee left him he seems to have had a quiet stroke. He's been very clammed up about it and back closer to his marriage he even had a big crashout about how you shouldn't make fun of medical conditions because it's offensive and unfair to people who've had a stroke etc. Honestly at the time it was very much akin to the Banana Song shit now where every dentractor was spamming in his chat at him that he likes creamy hogan nanas.
He did, but it was the WII remake. As for the original there's more instance of him saying he didn't play it and only one instance of him claiming he did play it. (and it was while listing a bunch of other N64 games so it doesn't really count)
It's an old slide from back when he started playing ZA... I guess it means he'll play either pokopia or leaf green/fire red.
It wasnt us. Phil has been mentioning him the last few days. He also called out Stepdad and Lance, saying they might just be sock accounts. He was whining how even the troll 220 doesn't come around anymore. He's probably been emailing them behind the scenes too.
He also has a youtube mode exactly like FakeSydePhil.
I really hate people who give streamers money. Why would you give someone the exact amount of money a game costs just to suggest they play it, when you could just use that same money to buy and play it yourself?
"It's a YOU problem, you realize that right" - DSP to the person that is trying to give money to DSP, I hate to do it, but I agree 100% with Philip.
I can understand someone who pays $5 per month to give $2.50 to someone for the entertainment they provide. I don't understand the people who give 10s, 20s, or hundreds of dollars per month — especially to millionaire streamers who don't give a damn about any of it. DSP's begging makes it seem like he's hard up for cash, and he might be, but that's his own poor financial management; it's still dumb to give him money.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Yefg4SaJo7s?t=5733 If I remember correctly it's this.