DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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Phil is being honest here, for once. Unless you make more money or get significantly more views than him, you're dogwater to Phil if you insult him or give him a daily tithe. The narc injuries still sting, however.
I think there is one case in which that isn't true. People who he feels are beneath him who ignore him.
 
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You're gonna hide yourself for 1 dollar...

Do better Anon.
 
Incredible that he'll ragequit kingdom come deliverance 2 right in the tutorial but this ancient, quarter century old JRPG crap gets infinity wage quit immunity with dead chats, barely above 150 viewers and nil support. He really is his own worst enemy.
 
VERY meaningful begment on the DQ7 stream just now!




You can almost see him battling the greed goblin voice in his head during the long stretch of silence.



Let's see if your performance improves... or we'll need to have a TALK!
 
I saw this in the Danny Stranger thread and it reminded me of the guy. I'd say this guy is way dumber and didn't have the opportunities Phil did but comes close to the same mentality.
 
I was reading /pol/ yesterday and someone baked a thread about climate change in the US.
Well, the first thing that came to my mind was Phil, because he left from a place were it is getting colder in average the last years and went to a place were it is getting warmer in average in the last years.
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map somewhat related, not exactly that one but paints the same picture.

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Begging his fucking ASS off again during DQ7. He is now saying the playthrough is basically dead lmao.

He is so anti Pokopia now too like to a crazy degree. Can't fix stupid he would make money playing it because it's fucking Pokemon but nope.
It's remarkable how its only because the game isn't Animal Crossing so he has to engage his brain for more than 5 seconds at a time while playing and also because in the last trailer the narrator was a woman using a talking to children voice and for some reason that has triggered him immensely.
 
Is their randomized Fan Since Heavy Rain-style message generator bugging?
Yes. Much like his idol, they forget their previous lies.
It’s been known for a while that Phil has a lazy eye,
He has a lazy everything.
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Good thing Phil can't even see replies on Twitter
It would save him from embarrassing himself....................again
 
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Good thing Phil can't even see replies on Twitter
Oh yeah that cool offer Xitter sends out to people who get bullied too much allowing you to mass ignore everyone that says something mean, with context and all.
I reckon the answer is Phil has a very carefully defined definition and criteria of ‘sussess’ that coincidentally just so happens to be his own circumstances.
I genuinely believe his only real measure of success is that he's still on Youtube doing this shit.

I mean money, sure, wife and home, sure. But I think he knows that him being online for all these years is all he really has against everyone else. It's why he keeps saying "I'm still here after all these years" The irony, or maybe another word for it, is that he's just kind of there by virtue of being a heavily documented, but otherwise mostly unharrassed lolcow internet oddity. It also helps that he hooked his lure into really loyal whales.

Right now he's streaming to 181 people with around 15 active chat participants. How many viewers are there to hate-watch? How many in chat are there to leave a message to get a rise. Any other streamer would take this as an "alright, we're done here" moment after 18 years and no growth without the help of other men. But Phil doesn't need to do this, because he's always got some retard behind the scenes ready to bail him out, even if it's not every day.
 
I think some of the anon 25s/50s could be OIC airdropping gacha fuel to save the goal-that's-not-a-goal too. It's clear phil fakes a good portion of those to own the trolls, but I don't think it's sitting at 100% faked
As a rule (at least for me), if he's not hitting support for a bunch of time and he suddenly hits a huge anon tip (like $50) to just barely hit the goal, if it's a tip that says "!tip" from "!tip" or a $20+ tip that sounds fake as fuck that's trying to gas him up when he's talking about, it's very likely fake. DSP has repeatedly proven that the dude is a horrible fucking liar, so the tells are pretty obvious. I think that now, he's likely to be faking tips less since he genuinely cannot afford to fake tips with any regularity due to how dogshit his support is, hence why the fake tips from months ago stopped (though I'd genuinely like to see somebody look back to see when the super suspicious tips ended a bunch and whether or not that lines up with support cratering).

Last year there was a stream where Phil accused a chat member of being single and when the chat member clarified that he was married, Phil flipped out and accused him of lying before banning him so that he couldn't contradict him.
It's crazy that things that would normally be huge drama on LSF for a regular streamer is like a day-to-day thing for DSP and we see shit like this like every other day these days. I suspect that as support dwindles even further (though it will inevitably reach an equilibrium at some point where it doesn't really go any lower) we'll see this dude crashing out like this probably two or three times a day at the very least.

He's SEETHING over the Golden Eye clip going viral lmao!

Mad about a petri dish!


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Is it just me or does the dude's right eye (our left) look as if it's visibly sunken in by a fraction of an inch in the thumbnail? It genuinely looks that way to me. I don't know what the fuck the indentation above the snort sack could be other than that.

Edit: NOW WAIT A MINUTE....NOOOOOOO!
Edit 2: This dude is an RTU fan and a dentractor BTW
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