DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[This User]

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

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Almost half a million views in a couple hours, guess it's not just the reddit retards who think you're a clown, Phil. Welcome ... home.

dsp a-logs will actually sit and watch this for hours just so they can clip it too

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Watching him play another Lily and she is doing stuff even he has no idea she could do. It’s just so hard to watch DSP clearly doesn't know how to play this game and playing casuals isn't going to help him at all.

Exactly that Lily mirror was seriously pathetic.

It’s the same with Blanka. Dude has played hundreds if not thousands of matches with Blanka and still after 3 years has no clue how to use his level 2 super which is arguably one of his strongest tools he has.

 

[GodModule]

Exactly that Lily mirror was seriously pathetic.

It’s the same with Blanka. Dude has played hundreds if not thousands of matches with Blanka and still after 3 years has no clue how to use his level 2 super which is arguably one of his strongest tools he has.

Same with his Urien in 3rd Strike. He has no Aegis Reflector setups, despite it being Uriens strongest super

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

We are at 4 missed goals. Can we finally get the 5th, or will there be a FIRE in the discord, alerting the dented whales they better show up or so help me god!

He's definitely hitting up every whale's DM, playing on the parasocial relationship to get them to contribute.

It's the only way I could explain why they always bail him out after specifically 4 missed in a row, like clockwork.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

1:47:56

The future of restreaming.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Whoa guys, fuck nintendo but honestly this is kind of cool, feels like I'm the captain of a submarine, looking through one of those, what do you call them??? Telescopes. Right? Could you imagine how scared those life loser detractors would be if I was about to send a torpedo up their ass!!! *ACK ACK ACK* My life would be all full sun and rainbows after that. And hey maybe wings could be my assistant seaman and we can destroy his detractors and have positive and meaningful talks at 3 am. Those beautiful long nights.....

 

[shekelshoah666]

Exactly that Lily mirror was seriously pathetic.

It’s the same with Blanka. Dude has played hundreds if not thousands of matches with Blanka and still after 3 years has no clue how to use his level 2 super which is arguably one of his strongest tools he has.

I know he is lazy as fuck but he loves winning and making us seethe more than just about anything so it just surprises me he won't go watch at least a few high master Lily matches and see how they deal with X and do certain setups.

He could do it while babysitting the uploads very fucking easily. We know he watches wings and LTG shit all night he can't spend 15 minutes learning how to own Cammy so he can fuck up Raw Phil?

I think that one dude who was spoon-feeding him in CvS2 every optimal setup in chat and giving him free wins really ruined whatever curiosity he had for fighting games because he used to watch vids back in the early days of SF6 to try and get better but now he is just waiting for chat to tell him.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Virtual Boy: The Audiobook is not what I expected.

 

[neger psykolog]

dsp a-logs will actually sit and watch this for hours just so they can clip it too

Don't forget these best moments of his are this worst moments because Phil requires a high IQ to understand and when he does stuff like this it enables low IQ people to pretend like they understand the subtle humor and sarcasm of Phil.



Tourists.


(probably Asian tourists since we're talking about DSP and he don't like Asians too much - except for Derich)

 

[Lister The Stupid]

So he just needs a USB-C to HDMI adapter with a power source to stream this, right?

 

[Farmer9876]

Me like Virtual Boy, me like Phil play it, me dented.

 

[HorseSense]

Lots of good salt tonight. That and him saying pattern every other word.

The gin keeps purging his brain of core mechanics. He was burnt out vs Luke and would have taken chip damage on block. "If I block, I win" is actually false, especially with reversal timing. That was checkmate. And like every character has a cross up normal. Maybe Piggy needs to learn how to learn.

Spoiler: SF5 Ryu (from SuperCombo.gg)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Exactly that Lily mirror was seriously pathetic.

It’s the same with Blanka. Dude has played hundreds if not thousands of matches with Blanka and still after 3 years has no clue how to use his level 2 super which is arguably one of his strongest tools he has.

Yeah but his level 2 is an install super and that requires thinking thoughts to utilize effectively, it's much easier to just do LEVEL THREE SUPAH FOR ENORMOUS DAMAGE BAYBE! BYE BYE SCRUB ACK ACK ACK ACK!

 

[KarlJobber]

Dave is actually one of the ten people in existence who wholeheartedly welcomes Resident Evil 6 with open arms and had an omega rant on people that hated it for being different.

Just last week he said he didn't like 7 and 8 because it was different (mold vs virus). Idk guys I'm starting to suspect piggies an inconsistent contrarian without his own opinions.

 

[Free Jasper]

Yesterday was a great example of why I love Phil as a lolcow.

I didn’t see the stream but was catching up here afterwards and the horror slowly unfolded;
‘Are they saying Phil streamed a game nobody could see? No. Not even Phil is that stupid. NOT EVEN PHIL.. They have to be exaggerating. I don’t believe it.’

Then I went and had a quick scrub on rawphil and saw every word was true. I laughed so hard my girlfriend came downstairs to check on me.

You’ll never convince me Phil isn’t king of the lolcows.

 

[neger psykolog]

Unbothered.
Moisturized.
Happy.
In My Lane.
Focused.
Flourishing.




The future is so bright I need a Nintendo Switch 2 Virtual Boy attachment.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

After watching street fighter yesterday im convinced a fair amount of the scrubs he faces are people attempting to be Raw Phil with a fraction of the talent.

It also wouldnt suprise me if he had a dent or two feeding him wins as well, either way his opponents make me want to do a flip they are so bad at the game.

 

[Pargon]

I love when his impulsive spending bites him in the ass live on stream. He didn’t even so much as research that thing before he bought it, as soon as he learned of its existence he was already dropping in his Klarna account number. And he didn’t so much as look at the box once it arrived because fuck it, he was already planning to unbox it live. And then once he realized he couldn’t stream the footage with his setup he was forced to play it anyway or admit to his audience that he fucked up and made an unwise purchase, so he just…played it anyway instead.

Phil, the reason trolls make you feel as though you can’t win is because of these things. “Stop doing things like this” would be my simple advice to you except for the very real possibility that you simply can’t stop yourself. Your impulsivity drives you into situations like this, and then because you are a retard you immediately look for the Make It All Worse button and smash it repeatedly with your oddly-shaped head