DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Beverly Sutphin]

All his high school stories are fake. Remember when he said he had a “marijuana party” and almost overdosed. His mind is stuck in the 80s Reagan era.

And the "hot Latina" story, also. Sure, Phil. That TOTALLY happened *sarcasm* As far as him being stuck in 80's America, he did brag about how things were better in the 80s recently, like he was there to experience the entire thing. Reagan getting shot? Oh, you best believe Phil remembers watching that, even though Reagan was shot in 1981 and Phil was born in 1982, or I'm sure he remembers when John Lennon was shot, which was in 1980, a whole 2 years before Phil was a dirty thought in his dad's mind, at the time. Phil loves interjecting himself into things that happened before he was born. If I remember correctly, didn't he say that he remembers seeing the Challenger explosion? Phil would've been 3 - Phil's birthday is April 6th, 1982 - the Challenger explosion happened on January 28th, 1986. That and he remembers taking a dump on his mom when he was a baby. Again, that would be impossible, as babies don't have long term memory. Long term memory doesn't start forming until the age of 5, Phil. I digress.

My favorite Phil story was when something happened with Christmas dinner when he was a kid and his family decided to get Chinese food one year and they just made that a yearly tradition. The way Phil described it, it sounded eerily family to A Christmas Story. Again, Phil injecting himself into things that didn't happen to him.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

And the "hot Latina" story, also. Sure, Phil. That TOTALLY happened *sarcasm* As far as him being stuck in 80's America, he did brag about how things were better in the 80s recently, like he was there to experience the entire thing. Reagan getting shot? Oh, you best believe Phil remembers watching that, even though Reagan was shot in 1981 and Phil was born in 1982, or I'm sure he remembers when John Lennon was shot, which was in 1980, a whole 2 years before Phil was a dirty thought in his dad's mind, at the time. Phil loves interjecting himself into things that happened before he was born. If I remember correctly, didn't he say that he remembers seeing the Challenger explosion? Phil would've been 3 - Phil's birthday is April 6th, 1982 - the Challenger explosion happened on January 28th, 1986. That and he remembers taking a dump on his mom when he was a baby. Again, that would be impossible, as babies don't have long term memory. Long term memory doesn't start forming until the age of 5, Phil. I digress.

My favorite Phil story was when something happened with Christmas dinner when he was a kid and his family decided to get Chinese food one year and they just made that a yearly tradition. The way Phil described it, it sounded eerily family to A Christmas Story. Again, Phil injecting himself into things that didn't happen to him.

The “Reagan era” thing I was taking about was his concept on drugs. He think smoking weed will kill you. Enough of anything in your system can kill you. Weed? No. He believes any propaganda he is feed. I’m sure he believes Tylenol causes autism. He’s the ‘tard that believe the “war on drugs” was successful and didn’t cost us billions and increase gang violence. Phil has the mentality of a guy who watch the news in the 80s and think the reds are hiding in his backyard just waiting to get him.

 

[Lord_Point]

I wonder why tough guy Phil doesn’t give Frank Hassle the same tough talk he gives LTG?

Because frank hassle is a fat unkept white guy and LTG has the peanut butter smooth complexion homosexuals like phil crave?

he used more adjectives to describe the boyfriend than he did for the girl he supposedly stole from him.

Thats one of those funny philisims thats been around for awhile. I wish I could find it but there was some segment years ago where phil was talking about how he was SO SUPER STRAIGHT he couldn't even tell if another guy was good looking or not. Phil then goes on to say he couldnt even tell if HE was good looing back in the day when he was ripped, had great hair, and a bunch of other adjectives to describe himself as attractive.

Hot new hot take, maybe phil isnt gay for other men, maybe hes just gay for himself, and LTG just happens to be what phil looks like in his own warped little mind.

 

[Twrx]

He'd start carrying his self defense hatchet if he ran into Frank once. Like everywhere he went, self defense hatchet.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

I can see Frank pretending to be a door dasher and getting him that way.

Phil would be so paranoid any time he ordered delivery going forward.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I can see Frank pretending to be a door dasher and getting him that way.

Phil would be so paranoid any time he ordered delivery going forward.

I can already see him bug eye staring at his cameras with 911 pre-dialed and ready for every single doordash drop off post Frank Hassle.

Phil is getting to the point I'm not sure he can bounce back mentally. The delusions and ego have never been larger and he's never been smaller. Can't wait for ten years to go by and he'll be doing the exact same thing to an audience of 5.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Hot new hot take, maybe phil isnt gay for other men, maybe hes just gay for himself, and LTG just happens to be what phil looks like in his own warped little mind.

*nail biting intensifies*

 

[Windy Moors]

LTG dentractors liking his posts is sad.

Looks like he is fishing for new dents in the Wings and LTG detractor ponds. Just like that famous saying -"The enemy of my enemy is my new e-daddy".

Remember how this week he said that he remembers Reagan getting shot? Phail was -1 years old when that happened. Maybe that was when he also picked up a sandwich at Pete's Subs.

He is such a bizarre little man, it's usually parents that live vicariously through their children, not the other way around.

 

[Coke Zero]

If phil does ever get frank hassled, he'll only have himself to blame for publicly sharing his day off plans and recaps every week. Im not advocating anyone actually do it but it wouldn't be hard to find phil out in the public if you really wanted to and had the time to waste. He tells you exactly when he'll be leaving the house every week and generally what places he goes to. Im honestly surprised no one has tried yet. For someone as paranoid and hated as phil, he practices zero opsec.

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like he is fishing for new dents in the Wings and LTG detractor ponds. Just like that famous saying -"The enemy of my enemy is my new e-daddy".


He is such a bizarre little man, it's usually parents that live vicariously through their children, not the other way around.

Maybe Phil is emulating what his father did during his younger days? who knows maybe Dave Sr talked about Reagan in a good light or gushed about Pete's subs and Phil just makes it his own story. Just like he tried to take his dad's position at Sikorsky desapite not having the skillset for it

 

[Samuel Fuller]

C'mon, you know that if Phil tried to use pepper spray, he'd spray it in his own eyes.

But it would give them a robust flavour!

 

[Telemeter]

If phil does ever get frank hassled, he'll only have himself to blame for publicly sharing his day off plans and recaps every week. Im not advocating anyone actually do it but it wouldn't be hard to find phil out in the public if you really wanted to and had the time to waste. He tells you exactly when he'll be leaving the house every week and generally what places he goes to. Im honestly surprised no one has tried yet. For someone as paranoid and hated as phil, he practices zero opsec.

Phil lies about everything, and that includes his days off.

Most of them consist on him sitting in his ahffice pulling hogans instead of streaming, occasionally going downstairs to watch TV and eat something. And most often that food is being brought back to be eaten at the ahffice.

It's very awkward being around Keht so he mostly tries to avoid her and the ahffice is his safe space.

He probably only leaves the house once every 3 or 4 weeks and just Instacarts his groceries when he feels like he needs to LARP being a mature adult after Doordashing meals 8 days in a row.

To catch him out of his house they would have to stakeout his community for like a month waiting for the Corolla to drive out with someone other than Keht at the wheel.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He probably only leaves the house once every 3 or 4 weeks and just Instacarts his groceries when he feels like he needs to LARP being a mature adult after Doordashing meals 8 days in a row.

To catch him out of his house they would have to stakeout his community for like a month waiting for the Corolla to drive out with someone other than Keht at the wheel.

Realistically he has to leave it at some point to take the trash out. But you're right given all proof he most likely only leave for his haircut and has everything else being delivered despite living near multiple stores and fastfood places.

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil lies about everything, and that includes his days off.

Most of them consist on him sitting in his ahffice pulling hogans instead of streaming, occasionally going downstairs to watch TV and eat something. And most often that food is being brought back to be eaten at the ahffice.

It's very awkward being around Keht so he mostly tries to avoid her and the ahffice is his safe space.

He probably only leaves the house once every 3 or 4 weeks and just Instacarts his groceries when he feels like he needs to LARP being a mature adult after Doordashing meals 8 days in a row.

To catch him out of his house they would have to stakeout his community for like a month waiting for the Corolla to drive out with someone other than Keht at the wheel.

As recently as the bank leaks we know he was at least going to places like petsmart. But I agree there's a good chance he's getting everything delivered now and doesnt leave the house at all anymore. Even the haircuts could be kat doing it for him, they look like complete shit so I have a hard time believing someone is actually being paid for cutting his hair.

It really is bizarre though, we're all used to it because we've followed dsp for so long but the idea of a youtuber routinely talking about grocery shopping, haircuts and running errands, etc is so weird. Its like he has literally nothing remotely interesting going on in his life and has to scrape the bottom of the barrel for topics to talk about. "Hey guys I eat food, and take showers, and clean my cats litterbox". ...ok? Why are these mundane topics constantly discussed? He acts like he's the only person who has to pay bills and take out trash.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Does hassle know the ultra secret gate code?

Most of them consist on him sitting in his ahffice pulling hogans instead of streaming, occasionally going downstairs to watch TV and eat something. And most often that food is being brought back to be eaten at the ahffice.

In the ahffice, he's also terminally online watching kiwitubers, clip channels, and looking at xitter all day. Also checks out this forum of course.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Does hassle know the ultr

supposedly he does but I'm not holding my breath with this Hassle Arc

 

[ackack99]

Does hassle know the ultra secret gate code?

yes, he does. hes also stated he knows what car he drives and will wait outside then follow him to the grocery or wherever he ends up going. however, as some have pointed out, he likely gets most things delivered and it would take a while to catch him going anywhere. its hard to believe he even physically goes grocery shopping once a week.

i dont advocate for stalking and fucking with Phil irl, but if Frank’s gonna do it, theres no stopping it and we may as well just sit back and enjoy the content, because it will be hilarious to see the interaction and his total meltdown that will ensue (if it happens). if Phil never leaves his home and Frank comes to his door, he’ll 100% just stay inside and call the cops, but he’ll still play victim on stream and turn it into a story about how Frank tried to hurt him and his “family”.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I pray every day for a hasslin’
Please let it happen I genuinely want to see how he acts in the wild

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The most we'll get from Phil is another smug rant about how he is safe in his gated community and anyone who trespasses inside will be arrested within seconds and sent to spend life in prison. Then moments later he'll be baited into talking about crime in Washington and say that the police aren't allowed to arrest anyone and when they do the criminals are released instantly. He won't ACKnowledge the disconnect and anyone who points it out will get a ban.

 

[Balr0g]

I don't like Phil getting hassled because it will just enforce his "Oh woe is me everyone is against reeee" spiel. But on the other hand I would love to see a real Phil in the wild. Just seeing how he actually shops. Does he karen out on the poor Costco workers? Is he biting his nails when a stationary comes along? Is he driving like an old grandma? Stuff like that. And is he still walking as if he has a broom shoved up his ass?