DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GoGoNoJo]

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it might be happening soon. new DSP arc on the way.

Hassle's been retweeting a lot of DSP stuff lately (here). Could it really be bros .... ?

 

[Love Is Blue]

C'mon, you know that if Phil tried to use pepper spray, he'd spray it in his own eyes.

the pepper spray company overfilled it dood!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

C'mon, you know that if Phil tried to use pepper spray, he'd spray it in his own eyes.

Imagine if he had a gun….

 

[RougeRed]

All of this but also Silent Hill F stands for silent hill FEMALE and the game forced him to play as hawt asian babe, ewww gross!

Don't forget his complaints about it constaining "teen angst" and that it doesn't belong in a Silent Hill game. He is just straight up retarded.



I was looking at Phil's social blade, and his channel is doing far worse than I thought. At a glance, it looks like he's down to half on average of what he was getting over the past couple years. Maybe that's why he's been so psycho about tipping lately (even for him). Anyone know off-hand what was going on in October of last year that caused the spike? Was that when the Casino Arc was going on?

 

[GodModule]

Don't forget his complaints about it constaining "teen angst" and that it doesn't belong in a Silent Hill game. He is just straight up retarded.

Ah, the ol' "abusive parents who are planning to sell you off into a prearranged marriage to pay off their debts" angst. Everyone experienced that in their teens.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Don't forget his complaints about it constaining "teen angst" and that it doesn't belong in a Silent Hill game. He is just straight up retarded.

he gets all his opinions from the hivemind of twitter. he said the game was "woke" and feminist before even knowing the plot of it. he retweet someone saying it while the old man "REEEEEE" over WOMEN IN VIDEO GAME BAD!. he doesn't think, he get his info from randoms online and believes everything. i'm sure he just upset about the "teen angst" in the game because someone tweeted it.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Ah, the ol' "abusive parents who are planning to sell you off into a prearranged marriage to pay off their debts" angst. Everyone experienced that in their teens.

getting married off doesn't even compare to losing your KOTOR saves dude

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Don't forget his complaints about it constaining "teen angst" and that it doesn't belong in a Silent Hill game. He is just straight up retarded.

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I was looking at Phil's social blade, and his channel is doing far worse than I thought. At a glance, it looks like he's down to half on average of what he was getting over the past couple years. Maybe that's why he's been so psycho about tipping lately (even for him). Anyone know off-hand what was going on in October of last year that caused the spike? Was that when the Casino Arc was going on?

October when kino came in. the spikes seem like they're from when random youtubers (moist) did videos on him.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Can’t wait for a 43 year old man playing a Mario game instead.
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This won't even work because Phil isn't at the level of Mario speedrunners like Niftski or Kosmic.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Imagine what a nightmare and nuisance he'd be to the general public of renton especially these days, people wouldn't put up with his bs.

There literally isn't a single instance of Phil being a tough guy outside of the internet. On the other hand, every single person who has interacted with Phil IRL agrees that he becomes timid and suddenly isn't such a badass anymore. There's an actual 0% chance Phil would sperg or go full Karen in public. In fact, it's hard for a guy to go full Karen because usually women go full Karen since they know they can't get their asses kicked. One time I saw some dumb bitch recording a live event she was told she couldn't record; she was all tough and loud when asked to delete the video, saying she wasn't going to delete anything or even leave when told to, then some security guard radios this bulky latina who clearly knew MMA and that bitch went pale, silent, and suddenly cooperated and left in a flash. Point being, Karens and old men constantly abuse their position where they can get confrontational and no one can lay a finger on them.

If Phil was to ever act the way he does on stream, he would get the living fuck out of him beaten. Just imagine him trying to do the insult + fake laugh to someone at a red light. Phil is only tough on the internet because he knows the other person can't punch him through the screen, and even then we've seen numerous times how whenever he's confronted in a call he turns into a little bitch. Even an 11 y/o girl owned his ass and he had nothing until she left.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

There literally isn't a single instance of Phil being a tough guy outside of the internet. On the other hand, every single person who has interacted with Phil IRL agrees that he becomes timid and suddenly isn't such a badass anymore. There's an actual 0% chance Phil would sperg or go full Karen in public. In fact, it's hard for a guy to go full Karen because usually women go full Karen since they know they can't get their asses kicked. One time I saw some dumb bitch recording a live event she was told she couldn't record; she was all tough and loud when asked to delete the video, saying she wasn't going to delete anything or even leave when told to, then some security guard radios this bulky latina who clearly knew MMA and that bitch went pale, silent, and suddenly cooperated and left in a flash. Point being, Karens and old men constantly abuse their position where they can get confrontational and no one can lay a finger on them.

If Phil was to ever act the way he does on stream, he would get the living fuck out of him beaten. Just imagine him trying to do the insult + fake laugh to someone at a red light. Phil is only tough on the internet because he knows the other person can't punch him through the screen, and even then we've seen numerous times how whenever he's confronted in a call he turns into a little bitch. Even an 11 y/o girl owned his ass and he had nothing until she left.

The ultimate internet tough guy, perhaps only rivaled by cyraxx. Phil was obviously not bullied enough in school. I remember there was some fake ass story he once told about him getting revenge on a bully and beating them up lol.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The ultimate internet tough guy, perhaps only rivaled by cyraxx. Phil was obviously not bullied enough in school. I remember there was some fake ass story he once told about him getting revenge on a bully and beating them up lol.

All his high school stories are fake. Remember when he said he had a “marijuana party” and almost overdosed. His mind is stuck in the 80s Reagan era.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Brandood is live for the first time in months, catching up on the guy™

 

[Balr0g]

There literally isn't a single instance of Phil being a tough guy outside of the internet. On the other hand, every single person who has interacted with Phil IRL agrees that he becomes timid and suddenly isn't such a badass anymore. There's an actual 0% chance Phil would sperg or go full Karen in public. In fact, it's hard for a guy to go full Karen because usually women go full Karen since they know they can't get their asses kicked. One time I saw some dumb bitch recording a live event she was told she couldn't record; she was all tough and loud when asked to delete the video, saying she wasn't going to delete anything or even leave when told to, then some security guard radios this bulky latina who clearly knew MMA and that bitch went pale, silent, and suddenly cooperated and left in a flash. Point being, Karens and old men constantly abuse their position where they can get confrontational and no one can lay a finger on them.

If Phil was to ever act the way he does on stream, he would get the living fuck out of him beaten. Just imagine him trying to do the insult + fake laugh to someone at a red light. Phil is only tough on the internet because he knows the other person can't punch him through the screen, and even then we've seen numerous times how whenever he's confronted in a call he turns into a little bitch. Even an 11 y/o girl owned his ass and he had nothing until she left.

He is still the same guy who talked big shit on the SRK forums but whenever he was actually confronted shriveld to a ball. Remember when Jaha and Watson cornered him and Phil cried like a bitch "I am an alcoholic please don't beat me" and they felt so sorry for him (Watson saying later that he thinks Phil is autistic and that made him go easy on him). Or that one event when Jaha bodyslammed Phil with a Spartashield and in his words "Phil doing a roly poly and then saying to the Canon brothers who were there "did you see that???" only to be ignored. Or his latest "scare tactic": I ammgoing to sue without any rteal bite behind it and then going back on his words really quickly. Phil would shrivel in front of 11 year olds when they say "Behind you idiot!". LTG should try to get Phil into a real boxing match. That would be kino though we all know how that would end: Phil will be a no show, hiding in the toilet shivering

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

His mind is stuck in the 80s Reagan era.

Remember how this week he said that he remembers Reagan getting shot? Phail was -1 years old when that happened. Maybe that was when he also picked up a sandwich at Pete's Subs.

 

[Free Jasper]

I wonder why tough guy Phil doesn’t give Frank Hassle the same tough talk he gives LTG?

 

[BlastMonk]

Last time someone wanted to really fight Phil he cried, CRIED! and begged to be forgiven. Any irl trolling on Phil by someone bigger and stronger than him has a very real chance of him crying in the street if he thinks hes going to face real serious physical harm. This is a man who sees little cuts and bruises as serious, painful injuries after all.

 

[DeadNivea]

How do you guys think Phil would react? I could see him either scurry to his car like he's trying to avoid paparazzi, or he'll sperg out about "muh stalkers" and call the police while using some passerbys as meatshields. I'd love for him to pull out a gun like Boogie but there's no chance that'll happen

he'd just start sobbing. jaha 2.0

 

[GibMoneyPls]

All his high school stories are fake. Remember when he said he had a “marijuana party” and almost overdosed. His mind is stuck in the 80s Reagan era.

Is that the same party where he stole a hot guy's girlfriend...and the hot guy somehow cut the water main with a pocket knife? Thats my favorite Phil story! I havent heard it in a while, but he used more adjectives to describe the boyfriend than he did for the girl he supposedly stole from him.

It was a WILD PARTY! They partied until 1 AM (emphasised by him because 1am is super late for a party in Phil world)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is that the same party where he stole a hot guy's girlfriend...and the hot guy somehow cut the water main with a pocket knife? Thats my favorite Phil story! I havent heard it in a while, but he used more adjectives to describe the boyfriend than he did for the girl he supposedly stole from him.

It was a WILD PARTY! They partied until 1 AM (emphasised by him because 1am is super late for a party in Phil world)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think so. sometimes, he split the story into two parties. One: it’s a super pot party where he almost OD!!!!! REEEEEE! Two: it’s patty where there could be weed but he super popular and all the men ladies wants him.
You can tell how bad he is at lying