DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

Nope. That is not how that works. And any lawyer worth his salt will drop Phil as client the moment they discover he said that. You don't file frivolous lawsuits because you'll be held in contempt and/or have to pay the court fees. Either Phil believes money is being stolen from him (it is not. If people wanted to be a DSP fan they would go to DSP's channel) or he wants to be Mr. Big Money Pimping and just fling money around. But he won't even do that because he'll always have a poor person's mentality and never save a single cent. Ameribros correct me if I'm wrong. I don't have a source. I'm just not retarded. And I'm not the guy who goes "Oh I know these restreamers are fair use."

Spoiler: Cunt.

I'm just getting real sick of this tough guy act. It took everything in my power not to send him a superchat yesterday telling him "I can't wait to see him at Wendy's when he went to get the takeaway". Just to see how he'd react. But recently he's been so. Fucking. Nasty. His mouth is writing cheques his ass can't cash, as they say. His whole "I could sue!" falls as flat as the guy going "if I was on that plane during 9/11 it wouldn't have gone down like that." It doesn't make me angry, mind. It's just annoying to where I can barely watch those segments.

Are you daring to say LawyerSydePhil is wrong? Are you seriously telling me if someone even steps one inch into a gated community that the police don’t immediately appear and haul them off to jail with no questions asked? I can’t believe the balls on you.

Based we now have "snack burger" used as a term by DSP when talking about Wendys Jr bacon cheeseburger.

Takis chicken sandwich didn't have the cream corn or enough sauce so it was dry and he threw it away after eating 80% of it.

Wasn’t it a snack pizza they eat just before bed? It came out on SmarkGuys and even triple P (you know the drill) was like ‘a pizza isn’t a snack, Phil…’.



Also - Phillip trying to court Wings ALL THIS TIME and STILL not landing him on his podcast is hilarious to me.
Truly the internet loves this guy now! What a resurgence!

 

[Fapcop]

This freak made nearly every aspect of his life something his audience can pay him to see. Putting on his fucking underpants and socks. Eating dinner. Drinking. Cleaning his office. Picking up groceries. Paying taxes and bills. Back in the day you'd have to pay him to wear glasses that literally were meant to help his vision. Everyone brings up the cologne but we almost got hand washing streams. So when I say almost every aspect I mean everything you see on the camera is what this boring sicko does aside from kissing his wife.

We already had them kissing years ago. A passionate mouth to cheek kiss even.

I wonder what it would take for him to say fuck it and fire up the OnlyDents. Now what do I mean by this?
"Well you guys saw me ejaculate on camera already back in 2016. So this should be nothing new. So if we hit the 200$ goal today i will turn on the face cam and yank off"
So I'm not sure if there is anything else he can trick his parasocial retards into paying him to do but if it hits THAT point, I'm bowing out of this hellhole.

2025 Phil isn’t is virile and doesn’t have the stamina of 2016 Phil though.

If we get an OF it’ll be of Phil eating naked. And the dents and trolldents will pay for it just so you’ll go “WTF!!! PHIL JUST EARNED 300$ EATING PIZZA NAKED! WHAT A SWINE!”

 

[Son of Big Boss]

What if the OnlyDents is the Pig and the Horse trying to make babies?

 

[Pargon]

What if the OnlyDents is the Pig and the Horse trying to make babies?

Neither of these people are fertile.

 

[BlastMonk]

Never forget the time, on his day off, his Internet died or some shit so he booted up a random night stream

Internet is dead so can't watch streaming slop. But Internet is working for a stream? How does that work

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Neither of these people are fertile.

and only one of them is heterosexual

 

[Balr0g]

Internet is dead so can't watch streaming slop. But Internet is working for a stream? How does that work

Using the phone as a data hub or something like that? he didn't play a game just a hangout session. Which in itself is an indication what a lonely faggot he is

Also: him suing trolls would be hilarious because from what I understood is he simply can't sue them for ALL their videos at once. it would be for each video. You think he has the money for that? No he just wants to stand on his soapbox proclaiming "I would be rich fi I sue" but in reality he would probably end up broke paying legal fees. Never forget the Akila vs Sargon case where Sargon ripped just a minute of her coming to terms with Hillary loosing to Trump and just changed the title to SJW lack of selfawareness or something similar. Akila sued him for content stealing (I think) and then lost spectacularly with the judge arguing "Sargon's fanbase would have never watched Akila to begin with so Akila didn't loose potential income" Well, guess hwat? This could be a carbon copy of Phil and trolls / detractors. Their audiences would never watch the original Phil to begin with

 

[Switch Mongo]

I know it’s a dumb joke and piggy took it that way as well but him answering the question of why jasper doesn’t eat fast food yesterday is fucking hilarious.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Do we know if ICS is really one of the new socks ? If so is he officialy crazier than OIC ?

There's no solid evidence but I 100%believe that Ken was ics. Ken appeared the exact same way it's did, dumping hundreds on a marathon. Had same donation patterns of ics on dropping a lot of money early and often. And was trying to control what Phil was playing.

Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop?

his actual fans love it. Mostly because autistics have this thing where they need to watch someone else eat to get hungry themselves.

 

[Burl McMillan]

What if the OnlyDents is the Pig and the Horse trying to make babies?

Disgusting descriptive language is against this subforum's rules so I will just say I don't believe it's logistically possible for those two to mate.

 

[Stein Eleven]

Internet is dead so can't watch streaming slop. But Internet is working for a stream? How does that work

If I recall correctly, it was due to him having two internet lines: one business-style for his meaningful chill relaxed content curation, and one for the rest of the household. Only the latter was down that day.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The only time Phil seems happy is when he gets to complain about the fast food slop he ordered. He wont quit doing that.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Never mind bank or Paypal leaks, what I want to see is the chat logs of Phil dealing with Door Dash customer service.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

and only one of them is heterosexual

I doubt Kat is either after 8 years of Phil and gaining 200 pounds. She also looks like a fat boy now.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Never mind bank or Paypal leaks, what I want to see is the chat logs of Phil dealing with Door Dash customer service.

Almost makes me sympathetic to the Jeets who have to deal with him. ALMOST.

 

[Free Jasper]

‘I can spend my money on whatever I like’ is the absolute worst thing Kino Casino taught him.

It’s the biggest red flag for any newbies or normals that wander in (not that he’s not the joke of the internet anyway as ‘Phil in the wild’ proves).

While we’re here I’m surprised he still dresses and acts so much like ppp still, despite it being proven they were just gassing him up (plus the fact he claims ppp is the scum of the internet. Why would you want to be like that?)

 

[Whaler]

That's also assuming H3 wins, which can go either way since he's on record saying he quite literally orchestrated the whole thing to bait those people.

Unless Denims, Frogan, and Kacey can actually prove that Ethan had somehow manipulated them into live streaming the Content Nuke and not make it transformative enough, "entrapment" won't fly in it. Those three DIDN'T have to react to it the way they did, nor did they have to openly state that they were going to livestream it so Ethan didn't get as many views from it so they could steal the views and the money that goes along with it from him. Copyrighting your stuff to protect it because you know people will steal it if you don't isn't baiting people. Hollywood and the Video Game industry would have no legal copyright protections if that was even a little bit true.

Take your bets: Will Phil drop his Feasting with the Pig segments once he realizes that nobody is actually interested in his opinion on random fast food slop? (And that they’re just suggesting it to give Doody & co some horrific PIG SOUNDS clips?)

Or is love for sitting and huffing overpriced, lukewarm fast food so high that he’ll just take the humiliation?

He's too addicted to eating fast food and he gets to save money by writing it for tax reasons. He won't be quitting it anytime soon.

What if the OnlyDents is the Pig and the Horse trying to make babies?

With her reaction to how he touched her arm for a brief second with only his pinky finger, I highly doubt she could even stand him long enough to get pregnant by him.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

We already had them kissing years ago. A passionate mouth to cheek kiss even.

The only other time we heard of him kissing her is when he was about to stream and he had to kiss her like he was a going to war because he might get mad while playing Street Fighter. Utter lunacy.
The only interaction is when he pet her shoulder- HE PET HER FUCKING SHOULDER. He fucking fluttered his phalanges like he was petting a pet mouse. Everytime I think about that stream I physically have to wipe my shoulder in cringe.

 

[neger psykolog]

Never mind bank or Paypal leaks, what I want to see is the chat logs of Phil dealing with Door Dash customer service.

I don't think we're really going to get any leaks that peak the KC leaks. So yeah I'm with you on the door dash customer service leaks.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't think we're really going to get any leaks that peak the KC leaks. So yeah I'm with you on the door dash customer service leaks.

You’re begging for disappointment here bud, unless your idea of a good time is reading a transcript of Phil arguing with a chatbot.