DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

You’re begging for disappointment here bud, unless your idea of a good time is reading a transcript of Phil arguing with a chatbot.

Reading extended chat logs of Phail giving prestreams at a chatbot does sound hilarious actually.

 

[Free Jasper]

Wow, America sucks! The job market has been terrible since 2016! The economy must basically underwater now.

But how would Phillip know? Does he watch job openings regularly?

 

[Free Jasper]

Professional videogame streamer says it is not his job to finish videogames.

 

[Elbe]

ALT is skirting dangerously close to becoming the personification of why everyone migrated from Dark Dave's Mirror to Raw Phil.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

ALT is skirting dangerously close to becoming the personification of why everyone migrated from Dark Dave's Mirror to Raw Phil.

Can you go further into what you mean?

For me, I just don't like having my time wasted trying to listen to Phil. So when another guy keeps pausing to talk about some other random shit on top of Phil's blabbling, I just give up. Always seems to end up 20-40 minutes behind him by the end of it.

 

[Elbe]

Can you go further into what you mean?

DDM killed itself because whenever Phil was melting down/crashing out/begging (i.e. the only times you'd ever want to listen) the chat would ruin it by spamming the soundboard.

ALT's current format seems to be constant a-logging/interruptions, shitty sounboard, squealing in ever higher pitches.

ALT's great on That Being Said but his solo pre-streams are becoming annoying as fuck.

 

[Lord_Point]

"This guys is obsessed with boobs! What a weirdo!"
-A completely straight man

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

"This guys is obsessed with boobs! What a weirdo!"
-A completely straight man

Everyone loves boobs.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Chat GPT thinks stop it is the most likely, but knowing those 2 I think stop ignoring is very likely.

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"Stop ingesting so much food"

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Okay I'm not going to hyperfixate on this but
"*picture of two oranges* nice juicy pair, King!"
"Good for you. Stop looking at your mum"
Okay. So Kat. Jasper. Linda. Dave. Fairplay. This is like the third time he's chosen to insult someone's mother instead of defending himself. What's good for the goose.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Felted posture and holds the mouse like a complete faggot.

 

[neger psykolog]

THURSDAY GET HYPE:


NO DERISH
NO NUDNIGS
ONLY FRESH $1000 TIPS + POSITIVE KHANTRIBUTIONS
MAKE SURE TO ASK HIM ABOUT WHAT HIM AND KHET HAD FOR DINNER, WE NEED THIS INFO NOW <<<<<<<<<<<

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Well the Jr. Bacons are kinda small, but a "snack burger" I would think is more like a slider from White Castles if you're just gonna eat one.

Where I grew up our version of White Castle was Krystal Burger. Tiny square burgers 4 for $1 that were decent enough. Buy 8 for $2 toss four buns and make the remaining 4 doubles. I get fatter just thinking about them.

 

[harrybrookfan21]

Damn this nigga fat as fuck!
"I am only a few pounds overweight" btw
Looks like a beer belly

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil was looking skinnyfat due to not eating a couple years ago, but he's well back to fat now. I guess at some point watching Katherine morph into a blob, he was like Fuck It.

 

[johnkimble123]

Easy DSP lie to debunk...

Phil said earlier this week that "there were no guides for older fighting games and you had to practice to learn tricks and combos".

GameFAQs says hi. In fact, they still have a ton of old guides up from 2001. Here's one on how to do infinites with most characters published in 2001 by somebody with an AOL email. And yes everything from this screams 2001 too.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The only interaction is when he pet her shoulder- HE PET HER FUCKING SHOULDER. He fucking fluttered his phalanges like he was petting a pet mouse. Everytime I think about that stream I physically have to wipe my shoulder in cringe.

that was all the evidence i need to know they're nothing more than roommates

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Damn this nigga fat as fuck!
"I am only a few pounds overweight" btw
Looks like a beer belly
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Reminds me of that old WingsofRedemption compilation of him entering the room. It was hilarious to see his gut enter the frame like an hour before he did.

 

[neger psykolog]

Damn this nigga fat as fuck!
"I am only a few pounds overweight" btw
Looks like a beer belly
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I've seen the Chantal thread that doesn't really count as fat on k-farms

 

[CannedBacon]

ALT is skirting dangerously close to becoming the personification of why everyone migrated from Dark Dave's Mirror to Raw Phil.

I gave up on his stream because he pauses way too much and you end up way behind actual happenings