DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

Was just thinking about phill talking about games being repetitive, all games are fucking repetitive just some have better game play loops than others

How can he in the same breath say he likes the game than completely shit on it, the way you talk about progression is fucking hilarious because he doesn't realise or care how it makes him look.

He's demanding the his youtube viewers buy in with likes ....never in the history of streaming has anyone said that, leave it to phill to say some outlandish shit.

Quiting game, begs for more credits because he can't afford all the games but he can't finish what he has...it's pretty childish only a stupid kid would do something like that or a fat lying entitled alcoholic neet.....you choose phill, you cunt.

I forgot this, who wants to name phills pokemon in a game that appears for fuck all time will be beaten and forgotten.
Just give him 25 dollars and you name a pokemon that's real fucking blue collar streamer right there.

Meaningful rant again ...mother fucker 99% of streams are not meaningful in any fucking way especially not yours

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Shoving zackbies burgers up his asshole" its very telling that the second he has to go off the cuff his mind goes right to the b hole

While ironically describing what his feedbag on the fag actually is.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This is the gate closest to the pigpen, but I believe somebody said that this is for emergency vehicles only, but there is not really anything stopping piggy from doing a penguin waddle from his sti to the gate and picking up his food.

It also makes his bitching about getting rid of his trash that much more egregious.

Do we have to mention that Phil's lazy?

 

[Coke Zero]

So I have no idea how DoorDash works with drivers and all, does anybody here have any insight?

What I am thinking about it the drivers, they must talk to each other right? Maybe have something like a group chat/Discord thing?

Like others have said, Phils food always seems to be late'ish and haven't been handled with any sort of care. Once or twice, sure shit happens but this seems to be a constant with Phil and I really find it hard to believe that he is just that unlucky.

Its interesting, has phil ever received a level of customer service he was satisfied with? Whether its doordash or picking up food himself or even packages being delivered by ups or whatever, every single person seems to wrong phil one way or another. The garbage men always screw him over, the lawn service workers piss him off, his tax guy screwed up his taxes, the bmw people didn't tell him how to care for his car, twitch mistreated him, etc.. Not one person seems to be able to provide phil with a service/product he is happy with.

 

[MAWBD]

Its interesting, has phil ever received a level of customer service he was satisfied with?

Pretty sure when he changed his WWE account from TheyCallMeDSP to DownFromTheRafters he was satisfied ...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Its interesting, has phil ever received a level of customer service he was satisfied with? Whether its doordash or picking up food himself or even packages being delivered by ups or whatever, every single person seems to wrong phil one way or another. The garbage men always screw him over, the lawn service workers piss him off, his tax guy screwed up his taxes, the bmw people didn't tell him how to care for his car, twitch mistreated him, etc.. Not one person seems to be able to provide phil with a service/product he is happy with.

Hmmmmm

It's almost like Phil is an entitled cunt who has been spoiled his entire life and blows every single little thing out of proportion because nothing of real interest ever happens in his life.

But I'm sure the real answer is that the entire world is out to get him, because everyone envies his super duper awesome life.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[Xenomorph]

His stroke mouth is getting worse im hoping his whole mouth gets paralyzed so he cant talk anymore.
What a pathetic great value QVC tier shill.

 

[Corpun]

Its interesting, has phil ever received a level of customer service he was satisfied with? Whether its doordash or picking up food himself or even packages being delivered by ups or whatever, every single person seems to wrong phil one way or another. The garbage men always screw him over, the lawn service workers piss him off, his tax guy screwed up his taxes, the bmw people didn't tell him how to care for his car, twitch mistreated him, etc.. Not one person seems to be able to provide phil with a service/product he is happy with.

It's because he thinks everyone is out to get him. Those darn dirty trolls have told everone lies abut how he is an awful, hateful, toxic person who holds gurdges over the smallest things. If they saw his side of things they'd understand he is a positive chill guy, not this king of hate his detractors say he is.

How will they see that? First of all they have to apologize for fucking him over and making mistakes and not delivering his stupid neckphones on time and ruining his food.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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"my entire life isn't run by a strict timer"

Yet he's bound to his dumb-ass schedules which is one of the reasons he stresses out daily and can't actually enjoy playing video games(outside of story-centric games).

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I feel like this Kat not being home but actually is home thing has happened before. If I recall, he said he had to cook dinner during the day stream because Kat wasn't home, and then during the night stream someone asked what he had for dinner and he said Kat made something.

He was doing this over a year ago when I followed Phil more. He's so weird.

 

[gh0stzero]

Watched a clip of Phil saying Kat was at work and when his door dash of pigslob came he is heard on a hot mic talking to Kat. He then proceeds to tell everyone he was talking to Jasper who apparently learned to talk. Why does this faggot lie about everything?

He started trying to obfuscate where and when Kat was working when her occupation was leaked on the bankruptcy documents.

There has been "plots" (whether fictional or real, it doesn't really matter) to try meet Kat at work by detractors.

I actually don't blame him too much for being cagey, or feeding outright misinformation on where his wife is at a certain time I always thought it was weird how he talked openly about it given his "I can't share personal info because trolls wil fuck with me"

I tried enhancing the audio but I'm an autist that enhances audio of a lolcow streamer so don't expect pro level mixing here.

 

[Lazycunt]

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Legit good criticism with a idea to help and he shits on it with his shit humour, figuratively and literally.
Loses viewers after every break and acts confused key word being acts he knows and doesn't give a fuck.

Phill is trying to fish for new whales he knows he can't appeal to a lot of people so he's trying to find some new loyal whales in the ocean of youtube, he has to know he is never going to be relavent anymore, that's the only reasoning apart from superthanks,

 

[Lady Adjani]

He started trying to obfuscate where and when Kat was working when her occupation was leaked on the bankruptcy documents.

There has been "plots" whether fictional or real doesn't really matter to try meet Kat at work by detractors.

I actually don't blame him too much for being cagey, or feeding outright misinformation on where his wife is at a certain time I always thought it was weird how he talked openly about it given his "I can't share personal info because trolls wil fuck with me"

If he was smart he'd avoid answering questions about Khet altogether, but he has to keep reminding everyone that he's married and how his wife cooks him meals etc. And I strongly doubt it has anything to do with her safety or well-being, he couldn't wait to blab about Leanna's visit to the hospital.

If I had to guess, she either quit or was let go and Dave is struggling to keep the lies straight on where she is at any given time.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Phil really needs the views and likes. Just look at thris thriving numbers

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Does he think KoF will bring in numbers? Or Elden Ring? His main problem (which he NEVER adressed) is that the viewers don't want to view everything. This goes through his entire career (or rather since the pool of LP personalities grew exponentially)
And Phil buddy you are not entertaining or a magnet for new viewers. Most look perhaps once decide you are not worth it and leave. And for your future plans: if THAT above are your current numbers do you really think your entire gameplay free videos will do better? You could try a sleep podcast just like those Twitch thots maybe some would be interested to see a human pig sleep

I like how the most watched video of this particular selection is just him eating food.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

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This is the gate closest to the pigpen, but I believe somebody said that this is for emergency vehicles only, but there is not really anything stopping piggy from doing a penguin waddle from his sti to the gate and picking up his food.

If it were a emergancy access there would be emergancy access signs posted which there are not. And juding from the fact that there are garbage, recycling and compost bins there tells me its just an entrance.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I propose a new feature: we do start timing how long it takes for him to move his porcine bowels, and match it up with what he ate.

 

[garrybkk]

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His autism goes so far that even taking a shit is scheduled to happen exactly on the break.

 

[Pargon]

His autism goes so far that even taking a shit is scheduled to happen exactly on the break.

It’s literally just so he can shit on people who complain or offer alternatives. It’s just another asshole power play. He knows he can do whatever he wants when he wants. The job he shows up to do in week-old pajama pants is in no way treated with the same rigor as a fulfiller at Amazon who can’t piss until they’re given permission…until it magically is so he can act like he’s dunking on someone who’s just making a suggestion. It’s just like the belching, the bottle crunching, the two-hour prestream; he continues to do these things because he knows it bothers people and he gets off on being able to tell them to shut up and deal with it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Uhhh

Wow........kicked Howard to the curb already? Reitman wasn't a documented racist.

So I have no idea how DoorDash works with drivers and all, does anybody here have any insight?

What I am thinking about it the drivers, they must talk to each other right? Maybe have something like a group chat/Discord thing?

Like others have said, Phils food always seems to be late'ish and haven't been handled with any sort of care. Once or twice, sure shit happens but this seems to be a constant with Phil and I really find it hard to believe that he is just that unlucky.

Maybe they communicate on the Line app.

Could be his gated community is hard to navigate. I haven't seen it myself but he's admitted that he has to leave instructions for the driver.

It is literally an 'L' street that might.........might be half a mile long. He's not in some vast spread. Come in the gate, make the left turn and it's the middle condo at the last set on the right.

''I pressed 'Tip 10%' but it didnt register my input. This app is bugged dooood''

DoorDashPhil , probably...

He definitely (allegedly) tipped so it must be lag.