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I swear you could write a newtonian equation to show when DSP starts doing something that everyone else has been doing for years
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I swear you could write a newtonian equation to show when DSP starts doing something that everyone else has been doing for years
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Powerlevel: I've done some UberEats delivering before. No group chats that I've known, but you tend to find fellow drivers in the more common food joints where people order food. I engage in chit chat with the other drivers while waiting and they tend to remember who the terrible customers are especially with shit like how they tip. Since Phil orders a lot I can imagine the drivers would at least recognize him and word would get passed around regarding him or his address.
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If you're a shitty customer then the word gets around, especially if you live in a smaller city or town and/or use Doordash frequently. I have heard of Doordash now obfuscating the full tip amount you get, but back when my brother Doordashed a few years ago he told me that the drivers could see their full earnings amount when a delivery offer showed up, the earnings amount being the base pay + tip for that particular delivery, so if they see that someone tips like shit and it's not worth delivering they can just refuse to deliver and the offer will show up for another driver. So he either tips like shit or he is known to be a shitty customer or both.
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After looking at the usual Islamic Khantent from the pigroach feast, I’m left wondering: was he ever confronted by the 
brigade as to why he always looks like he’s in pain when he shoves food into his mouth?
We all know what the likely causes are, I’m just genuinely curious on whether he’s actually ever addressed it.
Unrelated note, but I’m glad to know he managed to scam his paypigs with an “unexpected surprise” for hitting the $150 tips goal when said surprise ended up being a sports team jersey.
brigade as to why he always looks like he’s in pain when he shoves food into his mouth?We all know what the likely causes are, I’m just genuinely curious on whether he’s actually ever addressed it.
Unrelated note, but I’m glad to know he managed to scam his paypigs with an “unexpected surprise” for hitting the $150 tips goal when said surprise ended up being a sports team jersey.
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Could be his gated community is hard to navigate. I haven't seen it myself but he's admitted that he has to leave instructions for the driver.
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Does doordash have a system for the drivers to rate customers? I know uber has a star rating for passengers that drivers can see and help them determine if they want to pick them up.
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I feel like this Kat not being home but actually is home thing has happened before. If I recall, he said he had to cook dinner during the day stream because Kat wasn't home, and then during the night stream someone asked what he had for dinner and he said Kat made something.
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''I pressed 'Tip 10%' but it didnt register my input. This app is bugged dooood''
DoorDashPhil , probably...
DoorDashPhil , probably...
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he talks in the higher pitch voice on stream all the time, no idea why anyone thinks this is kat, that's just his goose voice
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DoorDash is already set to a gratuity right before you confirm your order. I think its 10% but you can select a higher % if you want. You'd have to go out of your way and manually type $0 for no tip but I'm not even sure if it would let you. I'd assume you would quickly become known as the guy that never tips between all the local drivers. Wings was keeping a log of people that tipped well or didn't tip at all, it ended up getting him kicked from being a Delivery driver when he posted it on twitter for some reason but I can't imagine he was the only one doing it.
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To my knowledge you also can’t tip post-facto. You have to enter it before you complete the order, and if you want to adjust it afterward you have to contact customer support.
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It's not actually khet, but some other bimbo he's totally cheating on Khet with. Maybe her sister! Or you know, his mom (Linda?) 
. Remember when his dad called out of schedule and asked if he got "the email". No stupid, it went into spam, send it again. But in reality, it was a tracking ticket for the box Dave put Linda in. Phil is such a matchure adult with a adoolt house, he can spare some space, right? That's why Khet is "stuck" in her room, she's too afraid to leave it because that could mean she would have to talk to her, but also Khet is dead. Literally died playing skyrim and Phil still hasn't noticed. Problem is? The house still has noone that can cook 
Anyway, I hope you enjoy Valentines Day with your SO by staring at their blank screen while they play skyrim and doordashing some chocolate.
. Remember when his dad called out of schedule and asked if he got "the email". No stupid, it went into spam, send it again. But in reality, it was a tracking ticket for the box Dave put Linda in. Phil is such a matchure adult with a adoolt house, he can spare some space, right? That's why Khet is "stuck" in her room, she's too afraid to leave it because that could mean she would have to talk to her, but also Khet is dead. Literally died playing skyrim and Phil still hasn't noticed. Problem is? The house still has noone that can cook Anyway, I hope you enjoy Valentines Day with your SO by staring at their blank screen while they play skyrim and doordashing some chocolate.
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Hi Phil Derich the doggo...your friend on the farms here.I know you are like super busy with......stuff? So I have made a Valentines card for you to use so your
Elescondido
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I'm a newish so detractor so i'm curious, whats the theory with the change in his voice ?
even in 2018 it sounded different
even in 2018 it sounded different
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He literally lives right next to the gate.
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Alcohol abuse will do that.
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Phil really needs the views and likes. Just look at thris thriving numbers
Does he think KoF will bring in numbers? Or Elden Ring? His main problem (which he NEVER adressed) is that the viewers don't want to view everything. This goes through his entire career (or rather since the pool of LP personalities grew exponentially)
And Phil buddy you are not entertaining or a magnet for new viewers. Most look perhaps once decide you are not worth it and leave. And for your future plans: if THAT above are your current numbers do you really think your entire gameplay free videos will do better? You could try a sleep podcast just like those Twitch thots maybe some would be interested to see a human pig sleep
Does he think KoF will bring in numbers? Or Elden Ring? His main problem (which he NEVER adressed) is that the viewers don't want to view everything. This goes through his entire career (or rather since the pool of LP personalities grew exponentially)
And Phil buddy you are not entertaining or a magnet for new viewers. Most look perhaps once decide you are not worth it and leave. And for your future plans: if THAT above are your current numbers do you really think your entire gameplay free videos will do better? You could try a sleep podcast just like those Twitch thots maybe some would be interested to see a human pig sleep
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This is the gate closest to the pigpen, but I believe somebody said that this is for emergency vehicles only, but there is not really anything stopping piggy from doing a penguin waddle from his sti to the gate and picking up his food.
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Thanks. That mashing doesn't sound like Phil's his is a lot more frantic and sounds like he is hitting his playboard to get inputs across. It's no wonder he doesn't display his inputs in Street Fighter like some streamers do with some games. He really must've just lucked out back in 2005 and somehow got fourth.
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Veering off from this, looking at his channel I wonder when youtube will finally put their foot down and just balete the pig's channel for taking up so much damn space on their servers. It's been a while, but when you look at all other youtube channels on social blade you can see Dave doesn't have the highest video count but I think he actually does have the most hours of content of any youtube channel or is uncomfortably close to the top of that list.
Given that he barely cracks 1k views on any given video, that would also mean he's got the worst views to video run time ratio of any youtuber on the planet. When does youtube decide that hosting literally terabytes of this crap just isn't worth it?