DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fragarach]

door dash in genral seems like test alot of humanity failed. Like I cannot comprehend spending more money to have someone else drive a few minutes away for you....and im lazy as shit....

I've literally used Doordash twice in my life and both times it's because I was at work. Most of the places I eat are no more than 10 minutes from my home and I'd much rather just drive 10 minutes so my food's still hot when I get it. And reminder that Phil used to constantly go on about how he donated to charity but never brought it up because "da trollz" until the bank leaks revealed he'd literally not donated a cent to any charity and he hasn't brought it up since. Same thing with tips. You know this guy doesn't tip shit which may explain why he always ends up waiting for long for his food. Nobody, especially delivery drivers, likes a cheapskate.

If you're too cheap to tip your driver a couple bucks to cover gas, then pick up the food yourself. That's common decency if you ask me.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Sounds like valentines at the Burnell house will be a chilly affair, Kat has the day off but Phil with nobley do the errands (groceries to adults) himself. Perhaps he'll watch her play some skyrim later but otherwise just another monday for Phil and his roommate.

Did anyone else hear him say he didn't make ppans AT all because Kat would be working? So 2 things about this. One. He could've planned ANYTHING for this woman he loves. Maybe not do a stream at night.. I highly doubt Shinko Fleur, Agent Proper, or Piece of Peace will stream because they have wives/girlfriends. Its so obvious that he does not care about Kat least of all as much as he did with Panda Lee. With Panda Lee they made that cringy Valentine's Day video. With Kat he was going to do his stream and let her work and come home to her Skyrim Family.
The Second problem with this : So Kat really does not know what days she has off? And I mean holidays. Valentines isn't a federal holiday in the US but some places tell you way ahead what holidays you have off. I said before that these places are understaffed so they are more than willing to work employees to the bone. But come the hell on. What kind of hellish place is Fred Meyer that Employees are left in the dark until the day before?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Uhhh

 

[Fragarach]

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Uhhh

Ivan Reitman made non-stop butt/poop jokes followed by seal laughs?

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

door dash in genral seems like test alot of humanity failed. Like I cannot comprehend spending more money to have someone esle drive a few minutes away for you....and im lazy as shit....

It's useful when I'm not sober. Then again I'm not hammered every day like Phil.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Uhhh

Animal House?

Less than a week ago someone in his chat asked a question about John Belushi and Phil said he doesn't follow entertainment news.

Old Ivan was responsible for Phil's sense of humor? Hate to burst your bubble Phil, But Ivan didn't write any of those jokes. He was a director and producer. He wasn't a comedian.

 

[actually]

Can someone clip out where exactly he's supposed to have been talking to Kat during the begathon? I'm not sitting through 17 minutes of shit to maybe hear that, but in jumping around to the part that was supposedly Kat, I can't hear anything but Phil talking.

 

[Iron Father]

All these Feasting With The King abominations prove is that if Phil wasn't so attached to the idea that he's a True Gamer™ he'd just be a mukbanger.

This greasy glassy-eyed slug couldn't even be bothered to shave. Actually NSFW content.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can someone clip out where exactly he's supposed to have been talking to Kat during the begathon? I'm not sitting through 17 minutes of shit to maybe hear that, but in jumping around to the part that was supposedly Kat, I can't hear anything but Phil talking.

You can hear a higher pitched voice and then Phil ack ack acks. Either Kat was home and Phil was talking to her, or he was baby talking to Jasper and laughing at his own jokes. Both are equally believable.

 

[Iron Father]

Animal House?

Reitman was a producer on it.

 

[actually]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0KsmExFEFA:223
You can hear a higher pitched voice and then Phil ack ack acks. Either Kat was home and Phil was talking to her, or he was baby talking to Jasper and laughing at his own jokes. Both are equally believable.

Honestly think he was talking to himself, complete with "uhhhhhh"s just like when he's stumped with basic shit in a game.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Tonight's Daily Wrap is mostly bitching about Dying Light, but it culminated in Phil explicitly begging for credits to cover the cost of games. Specifically, KoF, Horizon and Elden Ring. That's three games. He really needs the help to afford the games.

1. Phil received several hundred dollars yesterday. That's plenty to cover the cost of those games with almost his regular $100/stream income left over for that day.
2. There's no transparency with these credits. Someone announced in chat the other day that they sent him one and, to my knowledge, he never mentioned it again (as I suggested he wouldn't at the time). He never discloses when he gets credits. For all we know, he's hoarding them and using them to eat the cost of games for the remainder of the year so he can avoid all spending on the 'business'.
3. This is literal scam behavior, begging for what is basically gift cards like he is operating out of a call center in Delhi.

This is the begging pivot - he just got an influx of tips, so the bills will now be sidelined for a week so that people can forget about that, so he'll push now to cover the cost of games to free up the tips he'll get in the next week.
I also think there's some merit to the theory that he can no longer control himself when it comes to tips and needs to blow them all ASAP. The credits lock him to covering the games, so he doesn't feel like he is 'losing' anything by using those to pay for the games.

The lack of any transparency with these credits make this one of his sleaziest practices right now.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

Or the super turbo detractor theory I have. Kat died 3 weeks ago in a 43 hr marathon session of Skyrim. He then stuffed her corpse with the old discarded Burger King wrappers and cups surrounding her gaming chair. Then wheeled her out to the couch and talks to her like Norman Bates did with his mother.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Or the super turbo detractor theory I have. Kat died 3 weeks ago in a 43 hr marathon session of Skyrim. He then stuffed her corpse with the old discarded Burger King wrappers and cups surrounding her gaming chair. Then wheeled her out to the couch and talks to her like Norman Bates did with his mother.

Phil can barely carry a bottle of milk to his fridge from his car.

Khet is probably in a bag with Jaspers kitty litter

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil can barely carry a bottle of milk to his fridge from his car.

Khet is probably in a bag with Jaspers kitty litter

For some reason it just made me think of that weird youtuber guy who lived in Japan and got a sex doll but needed a trolly to move it,
Phillip who certainly does not have a trolly

I think phill owes kiwifarts royalties with all the detractor content and ideas that he has been using.

 

[Iron Father]

He then stuffed her corpse with the old discarded Burger King wrappers...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP is a contrarian. If it's popular, embraced by someone he doesn't like, or requires him to change his way of doing something, it's immediately dismissed with extreme prejudice.

That is until his brain finally processes the fact that he's losing money by not using it.

After that he starts babbling about "alotta peepul" asking him to do it and how he's been thinking about it...only to shit on it one last time because he can't stop being a cunt.

So we can expect Phil to publish his first Youtube Short somewhere in the summer of 2025?

 

[Anal birth]

DSP's obsession with declaring he's an honest guy really reminds me of Dustin McPhetridge from the Bowling Green, KY TCAP sting.

Neither realise that it makes them look extremely dishonest, both are overweight, both have poor mobility, and both are nonces, both are whiny bitches, so I guess they have a lot in common

 

[Balr0g]

And that is why he will not play strategy or turn based tactical games.
Anybody remember him playing the watered down moderne X-Com games?

Tactical and strategy games require that you are able to think in hypotheticals to at least some degree, and if you are playing against a human opponent you have to be able to look at things from another persons perspective, all things Phil simply can't do.

Well if you watch im play Darkest Dungeons you klnow what would happen if he played strategy games "I ma not entertained! fuck this shit!" That's why i don't udnerstand why he needs a gaming PC. PC is the platform for strategy games (and FPS and Racing Sims) and he has not the patience to play one of these. Nor does he have the talent to make those games entertaining

Just take a look at his Darkest Dungeon try

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So I have no idea how DoorDash works with drivers and all, does anybody here have any insight?

What I am thinking about it the drivers, they must talk to each other right? Maybe have something like a group chat/Discord thing?

Like others have said, Phils food always seems to be late'ish and haven't been handled with any sort of care. Once or twice, sure shit happens but this seems to be a constant with Phil and I really find it hard to believe that he is just that unlucky.