DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"my entire life isn't run by a strict timer"

Yet he's bound to his dumb-ass schedules which is one of the reasons he stresses out daily and can't actually enjoy playing video games(outside of story-centric games).

Reason #3252 why Phil could never get a job in the real world.

 

[YokuNama]

Unrelated note, but I’m glad to know he managed to scam his paypigs with an “unexpected surprise” for hitting the $150 tips goal when said surprise ended up being a sports team jersey.

After he said he doesn't pay attention to sports or even know whos in the Superbowl, nobody should listen to what he says about sports... ever. If he does, its going to be jealousy and selfishness, nothing objective in any sense. Also mentioned that the Superbowl shouldn't affect his streams and said it was an over-produced football game. Doesn't watch football tho...

NewflashPhil. Unless there is a Free Anime Porn convention or Scat porn meetup, your contributions will never be interrupted by outside forces. You've literally groomed your contributing fanbase to only contain the dumbest and loneliest people on the planet after 13 years.. Nice legacy.

I feel like this Kat not being home but actually is home thing has happened before. If I recall, he said he had to cook dinner during the day stream because Kat wasn't home, and then during the night stream someone asked what he had for dinner and he said Kat made something.

To anyone with a brain, the fact that he said his wife was working only to be caught in 4K talking to his wife when DoorDash was delivered and double down by saying he was talking to his cat should say a lot. But unfortunately his contributors are more focused on pseudo owning their grade school bullies by donating to owning his trolls will never question that. Anyone else:

• Why is he lying about something so mundane about his wife being home?
• Why are you ordering DoorDash when your soulmate who "loves you so much" wont just drive and get it?
• If you'll lie about something so trivial... what the hell else would you lie about?
• If your broke every slow stream, why are you ordering DoorDash?

But I can't get inside of the mind of people so idiotic.

''I pressed 'Tip 10%' but it didnt register my input. This app is bugged dooood''

DoorDashPhil , probably...

Its a button... Or you could tip cash.... but this is the same guy who's too lazy to get up and help his cat chocking its brains out.. so no surprise.

He literally lives right next to the gate.

No thats an emergency gate. Its perpetually locked.

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This is the gate closest to the pigpen, but I believe somebody said that this is for emergency vehicles only, but there is not really anything stopping piggy from doing a penguin waddle from his sti to the gate and picking up his food.

I said that. And the reason I know is because I've lived and moved into Apartment/Condo/Townhome complexes for years. So the fact that he calls his middle condo a "house" and his community is a "gated community" is hilarious.

Most apartment complexes are gated.

 

[UsedUp]

Imagine DSP has outfitted his entire home with indoor Nest Cameras, why the no more house tours, and for the reason in case Phil strokes out live on stream. Khet is sitting at base Command in her office with all the live feeds while she plays Skyrim. Or maybe he has baby monitors precariously set up everywhere.

 

[Pargon]

To anyone with a brain, the fact that he said his wife was working only to be caught in 4K talking to his wife when DoorDash was delivered and double down by saying he was talking to his cat should say a lot. But unfortunately his contributors are more focused on pseudo owning their grade school bullies by donating to owning his trolls will never question that. Anyone else:

• Why is he lying about something so mundane about his wife being home?
• Why are you ordering DoorDash when your soulmate who "loves you so much" wont just drive and get it?
• If you'll lie about something so trivial... what the hell else would you lie about?
• If your broke every slow stream, why are you ordering DoorDash?

But I can't get inside of the mind of people so idiotic.

At this point my pet theory is that Phil is either a compulsive liar or lies anticipating he will be caught so he can ban people calling him out and call them idiots to maintain his victim narrative.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Veering off from this, looking at his channel I wonder when youtube will finally put their foot down and just balete the pig's channel for taking up so much damn space on their servers. It's been a while, but when you look at all other youtube channels on social blade you can see Dave doesn't have the highest video count but I think he actually does have the most hours of content of any youtube channel or is uncomfortably close to the top of that list.

Given that he barely cracks 1k views on any given video, that would also mean he's got the worst views to video run time ratio of any youtuber on the planet. When does youtube decide that hosting literally terabytes of this crap just isn't worth it?

If Susan implements another ban-wave on Sock accounts and not views, then again, as always it will hurt Phil and question his unwavering dick sucking to YouTube

I'm that does happen but not for a while yet, Phil is sufficient in his channel and him dying together

I know JoySparkleShine was another culprit in mass video spam but fortunately she's just disappeared off the online world

What's worse for Phil however is that he is constantly dependent on online presence, where someone like Wings could do without

 

[Full Race Replay]

At this point my pet theory is that Phil is either a compulsive liar or lies anticipating he will be caught so he can ban people calling him out and call them idiots to maintain his victim narrative.

Like he's one of those blatant scam emails that is intended for only the foolish to follow through on.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"my entire life isn't run by a strict timer"

Still manages to be late to his stream every day, but yeah he sure is bound by his "strict timer."

Phil's just such an AHHHNEST hardworking guy!

 

[the khat quaffer]

If you are gonna be a dent and give him money to troll please ask him why does he do an angry face every time he eats, I'm genuinely curious to know if it's autism or that his teeth are so rotten he is in pain when biting food.

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edit: Lmao he takes a bite "Mmmm,mmmm it's good but I'll be honest with you, you know I'm an honest guy" I love how this nigga talks about how honest he is every 5 minutes, like all honest people do.

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Big ups to the person who keeps writing Google reviews whenever Phil eats food on camera

Are his fucking pig teeth like, riddled with cavities or something? Are his dentures loose? I've never seen a human being so miserable while eating. It's like he's shoving radioactive elephantium into his mouth. He looks like such a fucking angry pig. This is the face I would make if I was eating shards of broken glass chased with Frank's xtra hot sauce.

Phil you dumb faggot-ass roach, I know you read the farms: Why do you make these faces? Is it because we make fun of you for it so you have to ham it up? Like how you bite your nails every time there's a darkie on the screen? If not, if you genuinely make these faces each time you eat, you have some SERIOUS medical issues that need to be addressed. Please don't address them.

 

[YokuNama]

At this point my pet theory is that Phil is either a compulsive liar or lies anticipating he will be caught so he can ban people calling him out and call them idiots to maintain his victim narrative.

Of course he's a compulsive liar. You don't even need the recent Jasper/Kat chat session to prove that.

Dude had a cat for months, held a fundraiser to reveal said cat after saying he couldn't afford a cat but Kat would like one, got paid $1,000 to reveal said cat to "improve the streams" even though he banned and ignored people who called it then used semantics to call them idiots ("I saw people said it was a NEW cat!, I've actually had him for months!!! So you were factually wrong!!"). Got another grand after saying he had a tier 2 goal, didn't expect to make it (even though whats his face told him prior he was donating $1,000 but didn't tell anyone for more tips) and just made it up on the fly by saying he'll let the door open during gameplay.... lmaooo

So him saying he was talking to his cat while everyone clearly hearing him having a conversation with another voice then him doubling down as being insane and lying about how he talks to his cat is completely in his wheelhouse.

 

[DrunkTaco]

Still manages to be late to his stream every day, but yeah he sure is bound by his "strict timer."

Phil's just such an AHHHNEST hardworking guy!

Dood all blue collar workers like Phil are allowed to show up to work late snd drunk on the daily.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

I work with 2 of these Blue Collar workers as I do wood working. This morning one just reeks of fucking booze stumbling around the shop.

Definition of a Blue Collar Worker:

Blue-collar worker refers to workers who engage in hard manual labor, typically agriculture, manufacturing, construction, mining, or maintenance.


If the reference to a blue-collar job does not point to these types of work, it might imply another physically exhausting task. The environment may be outdoors or require interaction with heavy machinery or animals. The blue-collar worker may be skilled or unskilled. If skilled, their skills may have been obtained at a trade school rather than through a bachelor's degree program at a college or university.

Yep, sounds like Phil, get out of bed at 10:30, try and take a thunder dump. Waddle in to the orifice I mean "office" and shadow ban people before starting up the stream. Beg for money.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I'm a newish so detractor so i'm curious, whats the theory with the change in his voice ?
even in 2018 it sounded different

Happens with a bunch of YouTubers. Compare chuggaaconroy in 2008 (when he was 17) to him now.

 

[Optimus Prime]

At this point my pet theory is that Phil is either a compulsive liar or lies anticipating he will be caught so he can ban people calling him out and call them idiots to maintain his victim narrative.

Nah, Phil is a compulsive liar alright, purely born out of a need to always make himself better than everyone.

 

[Zeelpulp]

All these Feasting With The King abominations prove is that if Phil wasn't so attached to the idea that he's a True Gamer™ he'd just be a mukbanger.

I see him having a future in Lego and Jigsaw puzzle game streams, just completely bat shit mode playing father figure to his dents ,
"Yes Slayer that's the shape of the brick we need to progress this build"

Could he dipshit rage and lie about bricks not clipping together? would the creators become mouth drooling lazy developers?

 

[Iron Hamster]

After he said he doesn't pay attention to sports or even know whos in the Superbowl, nobody should listen to what he says about sports... ever. If he does, its going to be jealousy and selfishness, nothing objective in any sense. Also mentioned that the Superbowl shouldn't affect his streams and said it was an over-produced football game. Doesn't watch football tho...

NewflashPhil. Unless there is a Free Anime Porn convention or Scat porn meetup, your contributions will never be interrupted by outside forces. You've literally groomed your contributing fanbase to only contain the dumbest and loneliest people on the planet after 13 years.. Nice legacy.


To anyone with a brain, the fact that he said his wife was working only to be caught in 4K talking to his wife when DoorDash was delivered and double down by saying he was talking to his cat should say a lot. But unfortunately his contributors are more focused on pseudo owning their grade school bullies by donating to owning his trolls will never question that. Anyone else:

• Why is he lying about something so mundane about his wife being home?
• Why are you ordering DoorDash when your soulmate who "loves you so much" wont just drive and get it?
• If you'll lie about something so trivial... what the hell else would you lie about?
• If your broke every slow stream, why are you ordering DoorDash?

But I can't get inside of the mind of people so idiotic.



Its a button... Or you could tip cash.... but this is the same guy who's too lazy to get up and help his cat chocking its brains out.. so no surprise.



No thats an emergency gate. Its perpetually locked.



I said that. And the reason I know is because I've lived and moved into Apartment/Condo/Townhome complexes for years. So the fact that he calls his middle condo a "house" and his community is a "gated community" is hilarious.

Most apartment complexes are gated.

lol. Clown is jealous of one of the most watched sporting events in the US. What a tool.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Phil should just get work as an offshore oil platform engineer or a north Alaskan truck driver to help ease the immense stress and workload of his tough job.

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil should just get work as an offshore oil platform engineer or a north Alaskan truck driver to help ease the immense stress and workload of his tough job.

I mean OBVIOUSLY Dave could be the CEO of off shore oil AND on shore if he wanted to but when would he even have the time to apply?

 

[Pargon]

Of course he's a compulsive liar. You don't even need the recent Jasper/Kat chat session to prove that.

Dude had a cat for months, held a fundraiser to reveal said cat after saying he couldn't afford a cat but Kat would like one, got paid $1,000 to reveal said cat to "improve the streams" even though he banned and ignored people who called it then used semantics to call them idiots ("I saw people said it was a NEW cat!, I've actually had him for months!!! So you were factually wrong!!"). Got another grand after saying he had a tier 2 goal, didn't expect to make it (even though whats his face told him prior he was donating $1,000 but didn't tell anyone for more tips) and just made it up on the fly by saying he'll let the door open during gameplay.... lmaooo

So him saying he was talking to his cat while everyone clearly hearing him having a conversation with another voice then him doubling down as being insane and lying about how he talks to his cat is completely in his wheelhouse.

Compulsive liars by definition lie despite not having any reason to or benefit in doing so. Phil had very good reasons to lie about Jasper. About 2,000 of them. The lies he’s been caught in have had the light of truth shone on them in part because he can’t keep his fat mouth shut about what he gets out of those lies. It’s the ones he tells for which he doesn’t appear to benefit at all which have me baffled.

Unless of course Phil is impulsive and retarded, lies, and then after the fact tries to spin straw into gold, but I’m not sure he’s that creative or hardworking.

 

[Dona Morte]

Off day tweets.

What does he mean by "bow mechanics"?
Are there other ways to shoot a bow other then pull back the string?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Off day tweets.
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What does he mean by "bow mechanics"?
Are there other ways to shoot a bow other then pull back the string?

So Phil played Tomb Raider which had a bow. Then Horizon also had a bow. This made Horizon more boring because he was now playing two games in a row that used bows. The new Horizon will feel fresh and new because he isn't playing any other games with a bow.

He plays Skyrim three days a week and uses the bow.

Your tweets are so stupid Phil.