DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

Marvel Token has auto combos so expect a crash out today

He already knew this… Marvel Tokon is going to be his casual game where he can use joke teams*

*please remember that Phil was such a bitch that he wouldn't even use random characters in casual settings in most SF games, not to mention he would go into baby fits of rage in anything he played online, even in casual settings. Everything is Phil’s life is a L so he can’t handle even the most innocent Ls like losing in SF6 months after saying he didn’t care about the game or losing in the SF collection games where your rank never goes down. He will cry when he loses in this game.

Just for the record I’m pretty sure the only time his goal was 50 USD was a brief period between Side Scrollers and Kino Casino, when things were declining enough he got desperate. And that was still only counting PayPal tips, meaning that literally every other form of cahntribution - superchats, memberships, etc - weren’t added to the tally at all.

The first goal system was the vest streak, which was 100 dollars in tips, and then over time it reached 150 in 50 dollars increments with the vest/hats/gunnar glasses etc. He certainly didn’t have a 50 dollar goal for 6 to 7 years. Though no one could be faulted for getting mixed up with all this, his “””system””” has been different kinds of convoluted and asinine throughout.

$50 was the minimum for a game to not get wage quit, $150 was always the goal. That was only tips too so he’d expect the member number to go up and other support. Not to mention you would hear about how tips are the liquidity of his bizness and he wants a nice day off with his fat roommate.

Between 1MM fucking off/end of BG3 and Kino’s intro, he was definitely declining into mostly $50 days with little in the other areas too.

Kino (and Asmon to an extent) treating Phil like a retarded clown to laugh at saved him, although it is funny seeing him with thousands of $$$ in upgrades around him yet still putting on utterly dogshit streams that are unwatchable raw.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He just said he "knows all about FF14" but like 5 minutes ago he was confused about cards from it lol.

Did he pull a Y'shtola card by any chance? if he did what did he say about it?

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

If DSP were to ever raise a hand against his mom-wife, he'd end up in the ER with multiple fractures from a single one of her devastating slaps.

Phil you noodle armed bitch I know you are reading this. Set a $50 goal where Kat slaps you every time the goal is hit and you will be downing in cash.

 

[SensesFail]

These DS2 Melties are fucking kino.
Hacker joined into his game, breaks all his equipment.
Forces him to use all of his souls to repair his equipment, so he can't spend his souls
on leveling or upgrading gear. Can't do enough damage to mobs in PvE
so they wipe the floor with him and just break this man in half.
New Path Shading is fucking up his sense of direction, being blinded
due to the Post Processing and Bloomed out environments.
He won't go offline because then his detractors win
and he can't get hand held by the overworld hint system which is only available online.
So he's literally stuck getting his shit pushed in by invaders who just come into his game
and fuck him up. He then Alt F4's from his game every time hackers show up.
Does it so much he's banned from DS2 Online and can no longer get hand held by the
player message system the game provides for free. You can't make this shit up. LMAO.
He's reaping what he sowed from RawPhil and it's paying dividends.
This is the best shit since his Clair Obscur meltdown back in 2025.

 

[UncleTusky]

Pokemon TCG isn't managed by WoTC since the EX Hoenn series, it's managed by TPC in-house. And if you look at what kind of slop GameFreak churns out these days (this isn't about TCG) and how they treat the entire scalping market, it's very evident that TPC already ditched QC since the Sword and Shield Era and are becoming the new Blizzard.

How is that different from WotC? Their flagship product (MtG) was stagnating since ~2014, which they solved by ditching balance/QA in ~2016 then just turning the game into an outlet for licensed slop a few years later.

I don't know how bad TPC is but no matter how bad they are, WotC is certainly trying to beat them in the race to the bottom.

 

[DerelictOnion]

they whaled out both times and learned that this is rewarding bad behavior, so no goals this time

According to The Rule of Dent, attributing higher brain functions to the people who support him is less likely than the more common lack of disposable income/lack of motivation to donate. All Phil needs to do is whip them into shape and the support will come, as always. The only difference is that nowadays he needs to whip them two times a week instead of, say, two times a month.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

How is that different from WotC?

Pokemon isn't stagnating any time soon as a franchise. At least not in these 4 years.

I don't know how bad TPC is but no matter how bad they are, WotC is certainly trying to beat them in the race to the bottom.

I would say they are more like Blizzard than WoTC (again in general, not just about TCG) and Blizzard is already THE bottom.

Their flagship product (MtG) was stagnating since ~2014, which they solved by ditching balance/QA in ~2016 then just turning the game into an outlet for licensed slop a few years later.

They aren't going overdrive with Licenseslop before post-New Phyrexia (2022 - 2023). That's way beyond "a couple years" from 2016.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

How is that different from WotC? Their flagship product (MtG) was stagnating since ~2014, which they solved by ditching balance/QA in ~2016 then just turning the game into an outlet for licensed slop a few years later.

I don't know how bad TPC is but no matter how bad they are, WotC is certainly trying to beat them in the race to the bottom.

It's all the collectible card companies really. Topps and Fanatics overprint all the sports cards, the art work has gone to shit, they do everything in their power to fuck over the end consumer. It really is the worst time to get into collecting.

They basically have a free money machine. They're printing shit on paper worth more than actual currency. Really surprised the whole industry hasn't been regulated.

"The average return on investment (ROI) on an opened box of collectible cards is negative, typically yielding a -70% to -90% loss on retail and hobby boxes".

You're right Phil! Why would you invest in stocks/bonds/ANYTHING ELSE?!?!? -70% ROI!!!!! 70 is a big number. buddy! You're doing great!

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

It really is the worst time to get into collecting.

It's the worst time to actually get into anything if I were to say.

Gaming, Television, Movie, Card Games, just bread and circuses in general... are all going to hell because of shareholders and globalists.

Meanwhile Phil's worries are like "when is the next dent going to give me 100 USD for 2 packs of slop that they don't even own."

At this point it seems like only Civil War and armed gangs sacking and killing people left and right will humble Phil and even then it might be too late by that point.

 

[kkreemstar]

only thing he cares about is being on camera to he has an excuse to beg for money. Because he went live, you owe him money.

I cant imagine how anybody likes him. Or that he has an audience even. Imagine, just scrolling one day. You see his stream in a search and go to it live. First thing you hear him say, which weve heard him say before, is so why if your not donating are you even here? he has some rationale for this, like first pay for being entertained. Entertained to him is well bring that up. Now you're there, he is doing "entertainment", so pay him. You'd leave. Anyone would leave. right im pretty sure im not off that he's said exactly that. that would have to be his rationale for him being on, and you paying him, and I'm sure i've heard this and not the only one. right? So anyway, how can anyone bother watching him?

 

[SwiftBucks]

What I don't get is he can't even regale his pet dents with memories of these games, when he bought them, how they played, you know, adding his perspective to make it almost semi interesting. It's just him begging and going 'waow, dickshitters69 on SNES is worth 80 whole dahlers' while he puts them in boxes

Owning the actual games means he has the legal right to emulate them so he cant even wuss out of that anymore.

Easily could have installed zsnes and booted up each game, even if just to pretend he's a gaming streamer

 

[cassetteisgod]

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Pure lunacy.

 

[Balr0g]

Owning the actual games means he has the legal right to emulate them so he cant even wuss out of that anymore.

From what I remember even if you don't own the game you are entitled to play such a game for 24 hours before you have to delete the ROM...oh wait

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's the worst time to actually get into anything if I were to say.

Gaming, Television, Movie, Card Games, just bread and circuses in general... are all going to hell because of shareholders and globalists.

Meanwhile Phil's worries are like "when is the next dent going to give me 100 USD for 2 packs of slop that they don't even own."

At this point it seems like only Civil War and armed gangs sacking and killing people left and right will humble Phil and even then it might be too late by that point.

Honestly, there's no better time to get into gaming, TV shows and movies, with the caveat that you're not a completely mindraped goyslave and know how to do basic computer literacy shit like how to pirate an old movie or how to set up an emulator. The current shit getting released is absolute shit, that's true, BUT there's already been enough good movies, shows and games released to last you a lifetime, so if you're willing to go back to earlier times (and you should) then it is the best time to get into games, movies and TV shows.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The sad part is, DSP is exactly the type of customer WOTC has been desperately courting with Pokemon and Magic. Both games are absolute braindead abominations of dead end card design, and most of the card slop is created by AI these days. WOTC has given up all effort in creating a good game because of a lack of talent and they simply can't be assed. The only printers going faster than WOTC's are the ones at the Federal Reserve All illusions of QC is way fucking dead.

A retard shoving 8 year olds at Target to grab a few more fat packs is the culture WOTC has cultivated over the last 10 years. I hate to say it but, DSP? Welcome... home.

Wizards of the coast hasn’t dealt with Pokemon in like 20 years. All the art for Pokemon has been done by real artists too.

What the fuck are you talking about? This is why a majority of detractors are as retarded as Phil.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Wizards of the coast hasn’t dealt with Pokemon in like 20 years. All the art for Pokemon has been done by real artists too.

Thanks for pointing it out, it's exactly what I want to say.

In fact there was one time where an AI-generated artwork of Vaporeon got through an art contest and if I remember correctly that entry got disqualified in days.

Their treatment of scalping and investors are utterly dogshit though. It's as if they want that sort of people like Phil to fuck up the industry.

Honestly, there's no better time to get into gaming, TV shows and movies, with the caveat that you're not a completely mindraped goyslave and know how to do basic computer literacy shit like how to pirate an old movie or how to set up an emulator. The current shit getting released is absolute shit, that's true, BUT there's already been enough good movies, shows and games released to last you a lifetime, so if you're willing to go back to earlier times (and you should) then it is the best time to get into games, movies and TV shows

If there's nothing new under the sun other than slop and gacha, then it's not really a good time.

 

[BlastMonk]

Watching his play through of Dark souls 2. He rage quitted and alt F4d the same NPC invasion thinking it was a hacking detractor four five times!! He's played the game twice before.

This fucking neanderthal doesn't know how to go offline in Steam. Begging the chat to handhold his hand through the process. And he thinks he's a 43 going on 63 year old man with a serious private business. What a fucking joke of a human

 

[Phil's Tax Attorney]

Is the back injury the longest running lie DSP ever told?

The first time he brought it up was during his face reveal video where he needed an excuse for why he was so fat and he ran with it ever since to make excuses for different things. And it was very obvious he looked up symptoms and regurgitates what it said on google. He always says "oh, I felt a SHARP PAIN" and is never descriptive about what exactly that means. Someone who dealt with back pain every day for decades at this point could tell you EXACTLY how the pain feels.

Now he says he had to quit his sussessful FGC career (he came top 4 once at an amateur event) because he couldn't drive due to his injury. He can't take Kayutt on a honeymoon because he can't drive longer than a few minutes. He has to doordash everything for that same reason and so on... You could probably make a list of a thousand things.

Nevermind that the reason for the injury changed 1000 times... Once he was in a wreck on the highway alone, once there were 3 friends with him, once he played flag football, another time he just slept and twisted his neck...

 

[GodModule]

Did he pull a Y'shtola card by any chance? if he did what did he say about it?

Every FF14 card he pulled he had no idea what it was. Retard doesn't even know who Gaius is

 

[WardTrangler]

If there's nothing new under the sun other than slop and gacha, then it's not really a good time.

It’s not just slop and gacha though. Throughout media production history, the majority of content produced has been bad. The new issue we are dealing with it the scale of produced content and trying to filter out the bad content.

It’s easier to filter out the 5 bad games/movies from a pile of 10 than it is to filter 50/100 or 500/1000. That’s why we need hanest game reviewers like Phil to do the job for us! Although somehow every game he plays is a piece of shit but also he liked it it’s just the viewers didn’t turn up to support.