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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
I had a drafted post about his body dysmorphia and how he must experience cognitive dissonance when he sees the picture of himself. Holy shit, a lot has happened since then.
The way he described the chat exploit getting fixed because it's like a clogged pipe and more traffic fixes it, makes no sense. But then again he is a master expert on net code.
That's genuinely unhinged. I thought it was just a point in the dented zone that even if he won the lottery he'd squander it all. Imagine you won the lottery. The first thing you'd do is quit your job and fuck off to some nice place to just enjoy life. Instead, he's focusing on getting revenge on some people he doesn't know half way across the world that just spend a few minutes a day making fun of him. He'd genuinely continue living as he does now - a complete recluse obsessing about anons on the interwebz.
All that's going to happen is he's going to have people come in from Raw Phil and fuck with his chat, all day long.
The dents are too stupid to do anything other than listen to Phil bitch. This is literally going to backfire on him.
Especially when KinoCasino catches wind of this. He better pray Youtube fixes it before the next Phil segment
or else it 's going to be a literal Whoa Buddy for the next month and a half. Watching him go off half-cocked on
Bucketeer was great, I want to see LTG levels of melties from this pig in pampers.
They are suzpposedly doing a fuck Phil day today and that was BEFORE this whole shitshow. I am imagining Andy furiosly skimming through RawPhil probably thinking "What the fuck Phil, we can't put a 10 hours crashout in our stream you fucking faggot diaper shitter"
Ah. Now some of the manic energy he had tonight is clearer. He thinks this is his ticket to getting another big YouTuber to notice him and signal boost him, à la Asmongoloid…
His eternal desperation to have his big moment where all the big YouTubers he pretends to disdain take notice and tip their hats to him is one of the most pathetic things about him.
I agree but I am confused about why he wants this again. Both Kino and Asmon netted him an income increase, one shorter than the other, but also a BIG letdown after their audiences, and then the KC boys themselves, rejected him.
I guess he figures he’ll never grind his way back to the top (or lower third, or quarter) so keeps scheming for a rub (yuck) that will magically take him there despite prior experience. What a mess.
The only thing that might come out of it is another large youtuber laughing at him then inviting him on a podcast and we'd get another Assmongoloid bump.
I hope it doesn't happen but what the cycle of Phail told us is that it's the most likely scenario
So someone can freeze the chat, and the way to unfreeze it is to spam the chat? I keep playing that sentence over and over in my head. If chat is frozen then how can you spam it?
Also is this even a real exploit or has he completely lost what little of his mind he had left? Has anyone actually described doing a real exploit or is Phil seeing his dead chat and schizoing out?
So someone can freeze the chat, and the way to unfreeze it is to spam the chat? I keep playing that sentence over and over in my head. If chat is frozen then how can you spam it?
Whoever is freezing chat - please do not give it away. Keep it quiet. If you want to get some recognition then record yourself doing it and publish it after it's patched. Seeing him sweat like a pig and crashing out trying to figure what's going on is one the most hilarious shit ever. He is probably losing sleep right now trying whatever the dents have suggested to do so far
DSP is fucked. YouTube isn't going to fix a bug that only affects the slowest, near-dead chats.
If he moves his wheelchair dents over to Kick chat without "sanitizing" it first, those very dents will morph into razzing trolls.
But sanitizing Kick chat would mean a banning spree of unprecedented scale—new mods, mass purges—and that would piss off the light razzing trolls, turning them into hard detractors.
He could keep whining, bitching, and crying until someone finally hears him, but that might attract even bigger trolls, the Wings of Redemption kind.
And if he insists on painting Raw Phil as the source of all evil, trying to sue him, get him banned, or flag him, he'll just mobilize Raw's whole chat against himself.
Keep sperging out, king. Keep breaking YouTube's ToS. Nobody can stop you from being hand-held in games. You've got lolcow armor; you'll be fine. Surely YouTube won't ban you … right?
If he is even willing to actually put in the effort to actually sell them and ship them off. At least he would be able to go to Shane's to sell the cards hee hee.
I remember that when Phil wasn't doing anything too startling (and was just boring) earlier this year Doody predicted that something absurd will come out sooner or later because he thrives on attention (supposedly).
According to the dent tracker Phil has now banned a total of 11,155 accounts. So if each one took a minute to read the message then ban them, that's more than an entire week .
I finally got through the demented replay of his stream, goddamn that did not disappoint. Look at how more alive he feels when he has a new perceived enemy and isn't forced to slave away at his terrible job of playing video games. He won't admit it to himself, but he secretly loves this shit, he's already scheming for ways to use it to connect to bigger YouTubers.
The funniest part for me was the 5 minutes he thought that 'unicode' was some sort of new 1337 hacker script and demanding his chat to explain it to him. It was so genuinely boomer of him that it almost made him appear human for a small moment.
Dave makes gangstalker schizos seem tame sometimes.
Imagine him in a gangstalker meeting and it's his turn to talk about those darn dirty trolls, but when he mentions the detractors he freezes up. The man sitting across from him is wearing a John Deere t-shirt. "They sell farm equipment... Right?" he thinks to himself. He begins sweating profusely, muttering under his breath "Tractors. Deh-tractors". His eyes dart towards the exit. Perhaps it was 2 aw-ffices long, surely he could make it considering all the trash-bag-lifts-to-the-garage he performs at home. He bolts for the door, swinging it open only to find a nurse behind it. "Oh thank god, I need your support right now, deez guys keep freezing my chat!". Unbeknownst to Dave, it was Khat and she was there for him. It was time for his daily Ozempic shot and anti-psychotic medication. He makes an attempt to push her without realizing his arms are already bound in a limited edition neon orange Back To The Future straightjacket. He's strapped to a cart kitted with RGB lights and wheeled off to Dr. Jaspers, a notorious surgeon taught under infamous Nazi doctors. He will be performing Daves lobotomy today, finally giving him the endless robust style khantent he craves to deliver. No one there has seen him since, but some say you can faintly hear the squeal of the fabled pigroach from cell 220 twice a day, six times a week.
