DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Don't worry though guys he's not playing ranked, so the stakes are lower and he won't get mad.
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I really want to see him punch his expensive monitor or slam his desk.
Watching Phil break his new cheap/“expensive” shit cuz babyman rage would be a great opener to the back half of this season
 
You ignore the fact that Phil pays for business internet. As in, the type of internet plan you'd have at a local business that runs in building data centers that need near 24/7 uptime. This man can do dozens of gigs a second. Update times are not a concern for him.
I'm not on the current, when it comes to the snortex, but now that I think about it, doesn't he have two lines? business and private? or was it two business lines?
In case he needs to update the playstation and the nintendo, for ... business.

While I was doing that update.

You see its not clicking update, and letting the console or PC update, Phil is the one updating it, and multitasking updates. Impressive stuff when you really think about it.
I forgot, he is a professional, after all.
Us mouthdrooling mahrahhns wouldn't know about it.

However delusional you think he is it's actually worse. Bitch tits is literally bragging about his Disappointing games countdown being really great content because he thought about what he said before he said it and moved the mic back and forth. He's sick in the head for real and I love it.
I noticed during the casino arc. Actually hadn't payed much attention to him in the last few years, cause 1. too repetetive and 2. too annoying.
casino arc made him interesting again, when he thought he was the cool kid and started shit with everyone.
during that time and since, my jaw dropped a few times, as it became clear, how insane he really is (e.g. stuttering craig interview, kingsnake-stream and more)

what a SISSY faggot life he has if he gets stressed out over fucking software updates. you click a button and it's done, you nigger
spoken like a true poet.

His mo-wife must be lurking in the stream
I actually wonder about that and their dynamic.
I think his "eww a pretty girl" act is just a part of his "I'm a mature adult" act, but I still wonder about it.
could be, he's a faggot, could be, he's afraid of fat-kat, could be "I'm a mature intelligent adult...."

Phil's commentary is top-notch.

First its he is gonna play the spiritual sucksessor to Dino Crisis.
Opening menu is purple so its like Saints Row.
They are in something looking like an old mansion so its like Resident Evil.
Then its got dinosaurs in a lab, so its like Jurassic Park in the future.
Then it has posters talking about the future of mankind so its like BioShock.
That is an astounding level of insight you received there from someone who has serious gameplay-sessions since he is a child and is playing videogames professionally for over a decade and a half.
You've really been blessed with these meaningful and pahsitive observations and owe support.
 
Wasn't their excuse for no PC port that they didn't want anyone to mod their character into "innappropriate costumes"?
Ya but when their previous PC game had a peak of 4 players on steam it's not a surprise:
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This game would've been review bombed and mass refunded on steam since it's dogshit and it's probably not even worth it money wise to put it on PC
 
I'm very late to the party but I just learned that DSP is playing SF6 again on Friday.
"Only trolls want to watch me play games that I get mad at, nobody donates because it's not real fans asking me to see those games"
"So anyway I'm going to bring back multiple games that make me mad as fuck, one of which I claim to hate"
Am I not dented enough to understand the strategy here?
He wants Raxxor's Christmasbux
This pigger really said, without a hint of irony, that if he had had an editor and put out clips, the Asmon-bump would have kept going. Lmao!
The editor would have stopped him from crying about the mean imaginary detractors that fuck with him daily?
Don't you want him to be able to relax?
Who cares?(rhetorical) Why does he think anyone other than him should?
 
One thing I've been thinking about lately. With how dsp is. Would logic dictate that he would love to watch a 2 hour pre stream podcast? he would tip, superchat and gift subs every stream? listen to the streamer whine about every little thing, feel rewarded and enjoy a grown man eat food on camera for him, have the streamer be hand held for entire play thrus, be a variety streamer so on and so forth?

Get it!?
 
I'm not on the current, when it comes to the snortex, but now that I think about it, doesn't he have two lines? business and private? or was it two business lines?
In case he needs to update the playstation and the nintendo, for ... business.
Two lines, possibly 2 business lines but I believe it's one personal/one business.

He also lives just outside Google Fiber's rollout area (nice job Burnell) and is likely paying whatever silly rate 500/35 is after a promo ended. Because we know Phil isn't calling the retention line to get a better deal. Bitch was paying close to $300 for whatever shit he had in 2020, 6 years after moving.
 
One thing I've been thinking about lately. With how dsp is. Would logic dictate that he would love to watch a 2 hour pre stream podcast?
Just think about the way he talks about Game Devs and CEOS and movie directors and literally anyone else for any product he consumes. They all have to be producing amazing tier works of art, be the most innovative, most creative, not too long(!), not too short, etc and then imagine him applying that same standard to himself. It's fucking bananas. He's allergic to any type of change whatsoever, forget about being creative, entertaining, not too long, anything that requires any effort at all. He is so, so, so, so, so hypocritical. Lazy for me not for thee. Ree.
 
He has been having this hissy fit about money since Monday. He did all this for $100 from Jaxx Raxor.

The pre-stream was nothing but unfettered mental illness. Something makes me think his taxes are high af this year.
Ya when you look at the conservative estimates of what he made and know that he could've made $200k+ easily he is for sure worried about that potential tax bill. He clearly still spending insane amounts of $$$ just based on what he shows off on streams + he plays multiple mobile games you just know he has zero fucking money in savings still.

Remember he had this situation before where he did constant marathons and fundraisers to pay his taxes and then bitched about making too much money so he had to do more marathons and fundraisers to pay the higher than expected taxes.
 
So i had this thought that if i tuned in to the stream tonight he would hit the goal and guess what happened as soon as I unmuted Raw DSP.
So... sorry I jinxed us.
 
Is Phil buying crap/reviewing peripherals on stream so he can write off his shopping addiction on his taxes?

I was going to enjoy street fighter salt but he has the money buff. Still, I hope he keeps blocking cheaters and pattern players like he was during the day stream. I guess he learned that by watching LTG.
 
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