DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

"I will ask for support on my own stream as much as I like and youll like it and shut up about it" "if you disagree get off the fucking internet and stop being a whiny bitch in my chat no one cares about you, especially your mom"

Almost $200 bucks and he is begging as hard as ever.

Cammy raping him lmao we are so back.

 

[neger psykolog]

Two lines, possibly 2 business lines but I believe it's one personal/one business.

He also lives just outside Google Fiber's rollout area (nice job Burnell) and is likely paying whatever silly rate 500/35 is after a promo ended. Because we know Phil isn't calling the retention line to get a better deal. Bitch was paying close to $300 for whatever shit he had in 2020, 6 years after moving.

Still blows my mind that's "business" internet. I get double that for $40/month.

You niggers forget one thing: DSP was literally handed the giant golden key to the "free internet for life" city with Comcast after a "detractor" fucked around with his internet account and shared private info as well as had access to his private shit.

If Phil didn't roll that event into free mobile + home + business internet for life for the rest of eternity he is genuinely the penultimate idiot.

What can an ISP even do when its so targeted and so public? They can't deny it. They can't minimize it with some bullshit like "it may have included your name and address information".

With his phone and internet combined, it's probably something like $400 a month. He could've been saving like $5000 a year.

On top of all of that, because the only ISP he can have is Comcast he could've brought out the sympathy vote by saying he feared nudnig detractors and couldn't sleep at night anymore due to Comcast's poor hiring practices and nonexistent security practices and gotten a bunch of free money.

Phil Burnell really is the penultimate idiot.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I think it's great that Jaxx has decided to move over to superchats instead of tips. Now he gets to cuck out to both a flabby middle aged manchild lolcow AND the Alphabet corporation with that robust 30% superchat cut YouTube takes!

They deserve your wagebuxx more than you do, buddy!

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Is Phil buying crap/reviewing peripherals on stream so he can write off his shopping addiction on his taxes?

I was going to enjoy street fighter salt but he has the money buff. Still, I hope he keeps blocking cheaters and pattern players like he was during the day stream. I guess he learned that by watching LTG.

Fortunately if you like SF salt the money buff never stops him. Jaxx could have dumped his last 3 autism cheques on Phil and he'd be the same level of mad as he is right now. It used to take a bad losing streak for him to get like this.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

It used to take a bad losing streak for him to get like this.

the baby ranked system really did a number on his psyche.

for anyone who hasn't played sf6, master is guaranteed for pretty much any player that isn't intentionally sandbagging. you can get it with like a 40% w/r, and the rank inflation and forced 50 modern game bullshit means you fight a jayde every other set. phil being phil disregards all this and genuinely believes he's a top 1% player, and rages hard when someone like raw phil comes along and shatters that delusion. it's so bad that capcom had to add even more extra special top tier ranks (which phil will never reach), and even those are inflated.

 

[johnkimble123]

"I will ask for support on my own stream as much as I like and youll like it and shut up about it" "if you disagree get off the fucking internet and stop being a whiny bitch in my chat no one cares about you, especially your mom"

Almost $200 bucks and he is begging as hard as ever.

Cammy raping him lmao we are so back.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Who is this Repzion creature that is posting in Raw and Dave's chat?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Im late to the khantent today but Dave really said “random wake up super” literally after knocking down the player with his own random wake up super lmao

 

[BlastMonk]

Who is this Repzion creature that is posting in Raw and Dave's chat?

Old atheist youtuber who was popular (always a small channel) back when the amazing athiest was big. Sold his socks as a joke and then sent foot pics and did gay only fans shit before OF was a thing. Homeschooled guy not very bright, I haven't thought about him in years so there's probably more shit hes done I'm unaware of

 

[Moar Krabs]

Who is this Repzion creature that is posting in Raw and Dave's chat?

Some no name Youtuber that has cool tattoos has a nice little Autism niche going with his channel so props to him for that I guess

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Old atheist youtuber who was popular (always a small channel) back when the amazing athiest was big. Sold his socks as a joke and then sent foot pics and did gay only fans shit before OF was a thing. Homeschooled guy not very bright, I haven't thought about him in years so there's probably more shit hes done I'm unaware of

No fucking shot its that guy. He got popular for shitting on Leafy

 

[Moar Krabs]

No fucking shot its that guy. He got popular for shitting on Leafy

He also has a few videos on how he's antisocial and is afraid of talking to people nothing really special about him just seems like another Autist on the internet

 

[shekelshoah666]

I would rate this stream as a failure by his standard he wanted a "giant stream" to make up for the slow week but ended up at $274 with almost $200 before the gameplay from Jaxx + usual suspects.

I hope he has to keep playing SF6 because he clearly doesn't want to but is desperate for $$$

 

[kkreemstar]

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what if a bum did this? "please sir can i have some donations for the poor" - "get off the street bum" ..- "Ill beg all I want im doing content (you can't deny what he is doing there as not-content hell my own post is content, like a room with air in it is content, space since it is described as nothing which it is, is content by its own defintion which by definition itself is content, even tho it being nothing) and you'll like it and shutup.
Spam email is content.
ok lets unpack this ..lol. No Phil stfu you ask too godamn much people CAME to see you play. You CAN'T tell us to SHUTUP unless you are paywalling your shit then we would expect to not hear you ask for donations. Fuck you ban us all. Fuck you get off the internet you BUM.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Only $100 Adam? What were you doing the last few months? STEP. IT. UP.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

If he did it via mobile, Phil only gets 50% low key Jaxx trolling.

 

[An Monke]

Jaxx does the $100 superchat and is immediately interrogated if he truly meant to send it as a superchat rather than a tip. That 30% YouTube cut could go towards meaningful DoorDash or Hogan pulls dood.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

$100 only for over six months of build up? You cheap fucking call center nigger.

 

[morel style individual]

In Jaxx's defense, $17 per month is more than Phil is able to save.

 

[johnkimble123]

Never forget that Jaxx is so dented he sent Phil $37 on Jaxx’s birthday (I think it was 37, but that isn’t important)

You have to be a special kind of dent to give a grown ass man a gift on your own fucking birthday