DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[wahkando]

Dislikes arent visible by default, but that metric is still being measured, isnt it? Nintendo isnt gonna care because they use YT for PR. Disliking a Pokemon trailer wont out them out of business. They dont need the engagement.

I know Phil likes out of sight, out of mind, but the algorithm bots still see them, dont they? He does need to be aware of that shit, not stick his head in the sand.

I can't think of a good metaphor, but thats Darwin Award winning logic, phil.

Nah dislikes are engagement and all engagement is good. Dislikes boost the streams in the search results.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"I don't care about any of the [detractor] bullshit" - DSP, 2022 (after spending the previous 30 mins screaming about detractor bullshit)

 

[David Davidson]

The real killer of his channel has to be his pre-streams. Everyone tunes in and then dips for the rest of the five hours which tanks engagement statistics.

 

[Balr0g]

You could pick apart the whole prestream. Just miserable...
- Phil said "Pokémon (Arceus) is like Monster Hunter light." My opinion: I fucking wish you die live on stream.
- He was pigsplaining comments to his chair bound audience.
- Phil really likes the (in)visibility of dislikes now. Negativity n shieeet! If (((Susan))) had a dick, he would try to suck it.

Take a sip you unbearable asshole
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Well the majority of us has already the dislike enabler installed. and the majority of hi vids are still negative or close to a parity situation. and he still sees it. His overall dislike ratio on his channel must be horrendous. That's the fate of a content shitter (I really want to hammer this term for people like him)

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Nah dislikes are engagement and all engagement is good. Dislikes boost the streams in the search results.

So in effect, Phil:

• Wants to make ALL the money there is, BUT ALSO wants anyone who might potentially make money or give money to someone else to go to prison for theft against him.
• Phil cannot accept "any publicity is good publicity." He must be universally beloved by all people at all times and ANYONE WHO DOES NOT, should die painfully.

"Why am i toxic?"

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

So in effect, Phil:

• Wants to make ALL the money there is, BUT ALSO wants anyone who might potentially make money or give money to someone else to go to prison for theft against him.
• Phil cannot accept "any publicity is good publicity." He must be universally beloved by all people at all times and ANYONE WHO DOES NOT, should die painfully.

"Why am i toxic?"

Nah, he's deliberately goading detractors into disliking his vids as a way of increasing engagement. Typical low cunning of a pigroach. People need to stop with disliking his stuff.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

They are made up bullshit. Phail is one of the shittiest salespeople around.

lol, just like that "fan letter" that he cried over that totally wasn't made up to stroke his ego.

"I don't care about any of the [detractor] bullshit" - DSP, 2022 (after spending the previous 30 mins screaming about detractor bullshit)

Remember guys, we almost got him killed because we made TiHYDP videos, so FUCK YOU.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Do streams even get recomended? I rarely see them (maybe due to my video preferences) but if I do they are always someone massive streaming with a large viewing audience. I do get notifications for streams from people I wtch but never it recomended.

he seems the think they do, I think that el'socko whale has coffee-nosis'ed phil into thinking that the tips/SCs that say they found him after a long time in their recommended list were actual people who found him like that.

 

[San Dimas High School]

"I don't care about any of the [detractor] bullshit" - DSP, 2022 (after spending the previous 30 mins screaming about detractor bullshit)

"Don't keep giving these low effort companies money or they'll continue to not put any effort into their products." -Dsp. 2022 (After spending the first 30 minutes begging for a free animated intro to his podcast, donation animations, and prestream art)

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I’ll be unironically watching the Royal Rumble tonight. I can post the spoilers if you guys want.

Personally I plan to treat wrasslin’ as my soap operas when I’m elderly. Is that so wrong?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Whoa you just gave me a revelation. What if all this rebrand bullshit is just him setting the stage for the Twitch return if they repartner him?

"A lot has been happening behind the scenes guys that I have to tell you about. For months now Twitch has been wanting me to come back. I resisted as long as I could, even trying to do the YoutTube try-hard routine that you guys know I hate doing but nothing I did could overcome Youtubes stupid bullshit algorythms so I have no choice but to go back to Twitch. I know what I've said this past year but Youtube is just too broken and biased against me by the detractors and I have a responsibility to my family."

That shit would work. It's a damn good thing DSP doesn't read the Farms.

Im not so sure about that.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Makes me wonder what he will do if he gets banned from YouTube. Run to one of his alts or crawl back to Twitch?

Probably find an alternative like Bitchute or even Firestory but with massive loss of fans and those sweet sweet -subs- memberships

He could reapply later this year for Twitch but that would probably take a lot of persuasion to give him back partnership..

Only time will tell

 

[Corpun]

Probably find an alternative like Bitchute or even Firestory but with massive loss of fans and those sweet sweet -subs- memberships

He could reapply later this year for Twitch but that would probably take a lot of persuasion to give him back partnership..

Only time will tell

It would honestly be fucking hilarious to see him fall to that point, I might actually take a chance of him offing himself seriously if that happened.

 

[actually]

I was watching yesterday stream and I noticed that the game has an option for ranked matches, at first I thought that Phil only played in lobbies because that was the only option available, but are you telling me that mister 4th at EVO best street fighter 2 player in all of America is such a scrub that he plays casual matches instead of ranked? I googled it just to see if there was a reason for him to do this and all I could find is one post of one guy saying that he had trouble finding matches but this was 3 years ago and I didn't find similar comments anywhere else, this is like saying you were the best chess player in all of america and then instead of playing ranked games online in the biggest chess platform (figthcade) you go play casual matches on a website no one uses.

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Not the point of your post, but good to see in the screenshot that totally real person Cole Phelps took some time from his busy L. A. Noire schedule to become a supporter!

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Probably find an alternative like Bitchute or even Firestory but with massive loss of fans and those sweet sweet -subs- memberships

He could reapply later this year for Twitch but that would probably take a lot of persuasion to give him back partnership..

Only time will tell

Not a chance he will go to an alternative site. He will crawl back to twitch and start bitching about Youtube the way he did twitch. He will then just continue to stream on twitch with donations only and try to push his patreon or something like that for more money

 

[Balr0g]

He might try rumble. rumble has monetization though that are probably a real pitance. He woul turn into a real beggar not a person that pretends to be penniless (well technically he is penniless because he throws his money out of the window)

 

[bajagoogoo]

Has DSP ever been hit by Youtube's infamous unsub waves where they just take away thousands at a time? I think he's the only streamer there that I've never heard complain about it.

Good question. I never paid much attention to Phil's sub count.

I would assume he has since it's an automated system. But like you said, he hasn't bitched about it so who knows.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The real killer of his channel has to be his pre-streams. Everyone tunes in and then dips for the rest of the five hours which tanks engagement statistics.

That's only because his gameplay is so fucking boring that the only chance anyone ever gets at managing to extract any kind of entertainment from him is when he's rocking and rambling. If he hadn't let TIHYDP get to him so much, he would be able to keep the ironic viewers after his pre-stream is over. But as it is, the first part of his stream is the time to be there, and everyone knows it.

Been saying it for awhile, deciding to run from games was the worst thing he could possibly to do his streams. Even the hardcore begging pales in comparison, because with enough of the only kind of fun the pigroach can provide, the begging becomes a lot less nauseating, since he would probably find himself doing it a lot less. This is what he gets for being a Pick Two motherfucker.

Im not so sure about that.
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He only says that now because he tried to re-apply for partnership on Twitch and got denied. If he loses YT, he's finished and he knows it, he just isn't going to admit it publicly. None of the alternatives are going to net him enough money to cover the retarded spending he insists on continuing, and though I won't rule out him crawling back to Twitch, it'll be the same situation there. He just won't admit it because he'll still stupidly hold out hope that somehow Twitch forgets all about what a piece of shit he is and starts paying him again.

After all, that's way easier than getting his shit together and doing something else for a living. Or ACTUALLY redeeming himself.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Good question. I never paid much attention to Phil's sub count.

I would assume he has since it's an automated system. But like you said, he hasn't bitched about it so who knows.

And he bitches about every little thing no matter how inconsequential so if he hasn't that tells me he's never given a shit about sub count until about 10 minutes ago.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

There is a possibility of FB gaming, but then again it's more volatile in being able to troll comments and not get suspended... Not that FB is a viable platform compared to Twitch...

There is a news article I heard recently on the BBC that Twitch is under fire for "promoting unhealthy amounts of time to stream", which is ironic Asf since we only see 6 hours a day of him, yet I can see him attribute this to either being a victim of Twitch's guises to stream bust his ass or spin it to say he doesn't want to continue due to treatment of other streamers...

I have noticed that Artificial growth compared to Organic really shows how vested he is to reaching new fans...

Which is never of course, does that ring true to many other streamers as well? Why want growth when it is only inflatable due to money? Why not prestige at least?

Eh... DSP is a case of bad business management and quality production which lacks severe at worst and below average at best...

I will still dream of a 0 tip day and his body going out of sync wondering if he did nothing correct and everything wrong.