DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Has DSP ever been hit by Youtube's infamous unsub waves where they just take away thousands at a time? I think he's the only streamer there that I've never heard complain about it.
He's lost thousands before but never cared. He doesn't now either, all of this is to get that Super Thanks button which he sees as new $$$$$$$ from the "silent majority".
 
What's this going to do? Get him up into people's suggested feed on youtube? Then what? Come into a random stream and get him acting like the most arrogant village idiot making one of the most ignorant claims you possibly could have on a well-known subject?
Do streams even get recomended? I rarely see them (maybe due to my video preferences) but if I do they are always someone massive streaming with a large viewing audience. I do get notifications for streams from people I wtch but never it recomended.
I'm pretty certain if Phil found out he was preggers with Khet they would abort it rather than tell everyone, especially his "dahktors appointments" could pertain to her having a procedure and then just being put off completely by the fact Khet had sex in essentially a PigPen...
This implies Phil can get hard. Also we all know Phil would bait having a kid with another 2k reveal then use the poor bastard to e-beg more because his family is larger. He is like a incompetent version of Daniel Day-Lewis's character in There Will Be Blood. Only thing in common between them is alcoholism.
A game he called "super twink fighter" and was generally disdainful towards it knows everything about it. Sure, Phil.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ra0OSpoXAf0:17
It's bizarre to watch these veideos where he is almost normal. It's unsettling. Now I see why he projects and calls Pewds a greasy washed up hermit.
First of all, it's not accepting responsibility. He is backed into a corner. Youtube is everything he has left and chosen (by talking shit about Twitch for months). He is just desperate and uses rhetorical tricks. At the same time, it gains him sympathy points among the dentheads.
Makes me wonder what he will do if he gets banned from YouTube. Run to one of his alts or crawl back to Twitch?
 
Have you been following the Ethan Ralph saga? That.
Unfortunately I don't think we'll see Phil impregnating two women, one of which was barely legal, gamble all his money away in Vegas, get T-boned while running a red light, get into a fight with a bunch of troons, or visit a strange land only to end up getting mugged, his teeth knocked out, his orbital bone crushed and his manpurse stolen.
 
Phil is scared to death of touching anything from Arc System Works ever again. After the glorious salt that was Granblue, it’s no wonder why he hasn’t touched Strive. Just wait until he gets his shit rammed in with KoF XV. That’s obviously SNK, but for someone who claimed to be playing it “back in the day”, he’ll still get curb-stomped and run back tear-eyed to a game that’s relegated to nostalgia plays for a growing number of players.
I just watched Ludwig World Order's two and a half hour tribute to Gojitenks, and after watching Phil utterly fail to even comprehend why he couldn't perform consistent Dragon Punches while facing left, I feel pretty confident saying that he legit doesn't know that he sucks, or why. The motherfucker had his inputs on-screen in front of him, trying to figure out why it wasn't working, and he still genuinely didn't put it together. He really doesn't know that he's sloppy after years of not applying himself and drinking way too heavily.

Phil runs from games like those because he knows he'll get his ass kicked, but the awareness ends there. When he blames lag and whatnot, it's heartfelt. He really is that gin-brained now.
He's lost thousands before but never cared. He doesn't now either, all of this is to get that Super Thanks button which he sees as new $$$$$$$ from the "silent majority".
I don't see the logic in that, because he knows that his videos don't get enough views for there to actually be a silent majority. And it's not like people are waiting until he gets more money to start watching his garbage.

I'm sure he does think this, but there's a serious disconnect between the thing he's aware of (not having the audience) and the thing he desires (more money that's predicated on growing his audience). As it is, even if he gets what he's claiming to want, which is everyone who watches him raw to give a like to the videos they probably don't watch later, all that means is further squeezing of blood from the same old stone he has been exerting a Galactus-level grip on for years. He truly would be using LESS energy if he simply cut all the begging out and watched what comes next.
 
Streams can be recommended at times, if it's about something you've been watching recently, it could make it to the main page for you to see. It's happened to me a few times. DSP having his streams recommended to anyone is finding hay in a needle stack.
 
Makes me wonder what he will do if he gets banned from YouTube. Run to one of his alts or crawl back to Twitch?
It would be hilarious to see his mental gymnastics why he will go back to Twitch. At the end it would boil down to "nothing I could do!"
I would like to read a hypothetical speech he could give.

Oh, and if you disagree with him, you can go fuck yourself!
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Lol all Phil is doing to rebrand is adding one more thing onto his pile of demands, he isn’t changing a single thing 🤣
It is killing him knowing his garbage is being recommended to people and they aren't watching it.
Do streams even get recomended?
I would assume game streams are (I don't watch any) as people's live streams that I watch get recommended for the most part like Rekieta, Christiansen, Benny Shaps........you know.......people with usually interesting content
 
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@Kraftwerk Autobahn The site's being stupid and won't let me reply.
You DO know they are cooking these numbers by considering everyone unvaccinated for two weeks after getting a shot, right? You take an MRNA injection and have a heart attack within two weeks, it goes in the 'unvaccinated' pile. All to create misleading information like this.
 
DSP having his streams recommended to anyone is finding hay in a needle stack.
But dood he goes on all the time about new people finding him and sending him personal behind the scenes emails about just discovering and loving his content. Those totally aren't sock puppets of his whales.
It would be hilarious to see his mental gymnastics why he will go back to Twitch. At the end it would boil down to "nothing I could do!"
I would like to read a hypothetical speech he could give.

Oh, and if you disagree with him, you can go fuck yourself!
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The gymnastics would be interesting. I'm sure he would suddenly suck up to Twitch and rant about how sluggish YouTube was with features and how he was planning on ditchig it anyways like he always does. Oh and if you bring up contradicting information he will just tell you to go fuck yourself.
 
Phil is scared to death of touching anything from Arc System Works ever again. After the glorious salt that was Granblue, it’s no wonder why he hasn’t touched Strive. Just wait until he gets his shit rammed in with KoF XV. That’s obviously SNK, but for someone who claimed to be playing it “back in the day”, he’ll still get curb-stomped and run back tear-eyed to a game that’s relegated to nostalgia plays for a growing number of players.
Also quick reminder. Before playing Granblue, he for some reason was 100% convinced that the game played EXACTLY like Super Turbo... despite nobody ever comparing the two (that I saw, anyway.) So he hyped it up as this amazing return to form for FGs, and then he plays it. Of course, it's not at all like Super Turbo. He gets mad, and then blamed his viewers. "YOU GUYS told me it was just like Super Turbo, dood! It's naht!"
 
But dood he goes on all the time about new people finding him and sending him personal behind the scenes emails about just discovering and loving his content. Those totally aren't sock puppets of his whales.
They are made up bullshit. Phail is one of the shittiest salespeople around.
 
Unfortunately I don't think we'll see Phil impregnating two women, one of which was barely legal, gamble all his money away in Vegas, get T-boned while running a red light, get into a fight with a bunch of troons, or visit a strange land only to end up getting mugged, his teeth knocked out, his orbital bone crushed and his manpurse stolen.
Come on, let a man dream.
 
It would be hilarious to see his mental gymnastics why he will go back to Twitch. At the end it would boil down to "nothing I could do!"
I would like to read a hypothetical speech he could give.

Oh, and if you disagree with him, you can go fuck yourself!
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It would sound like Miss Piggy giving Chief Joseph's "I Will Fight No More Forever" speech. He's already rocking the lady eye makeup 24/7. I swear to Christ his chin looks like a dog on rogaine.
 
Streams can be recommended at times, if it's about something you've been watching recently, it could make it to the main page for you to see. It's happened to me a few times. DSP having his streams recommended to anyone is finding hay in a needle stack.
I'm not subbed to DSP and I watch zero game content. When I do tune in during livestream hours I always type dspgaming in the search and even then the livestream is usually the second or third result listed, usually behind a restreamer and recorded detractor vid..
 
That DesperateSydePhil video from last night was just the start of things to come.

As he said in that video this is a big month for Phil. He has many titles coming to save the streams with their day one views and tard money.

Let's not forget though it is tax season and once again Phil is going to get hit with a nice sizable bill once again, but that doesn't seem to be the only "Behind Da Scenes" issue going on. Kat seems to be unhappy with her work life and selfish husband Phil isn't bothering to help, Hell any good partner worth their salt would go to great lengths to make sure the other was happy. How much longer will it be until this Horse is roaming free looking for another rider?

The MidFirst issue isn't resolved can't wait to see what happens with that. I expect these videos to happen with more frequently. Grab your popcorn.
 
It would be hilarious to see his mental gymnastics why he will go back to Twitch. At the end it would boil down to "nothing I could do!"
I would like to read a hypothetical speech he could give.

Oh, and if you disagree with him, you can go fuck yourself!
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Whoa you just gave me a revelation. What if all this rebrand bullshit is just him setting the stage for the Twitch return if they repartner him?

"A lot has been happening behind the scenes guys that I have to tell you about. For months now Twitch has been wanting me to come back. I resisted as long as I could, even trying to do the YoutTube try-hard routine that you guys know I hate doing but nothing I did could overcome Youtubes stupid bullshit algorythms so I have no choice but to go back to Twitch. I know what I've said this past year but Youtube is just too broken and biased against me by the detractors and I have a responsibility to my family."

That shit would work. It's a damn good thing DSP doesn't read the Farms.
 
Whoa you just gave me a revelation. What if all this rebrand bullshit is just him setting the stage for the Twitch return if they repartner him?

"A lot has been happening behind the scenes guys that I have to tell you about. For months now Twitch has been wanting me to come back. I resisted as long as I could, even trying to do the YoutTube try-hard routine that you guys know I hate doing but nothing I did could overcome Youtubes stupid bullshit algorythms so I have no choice but to go back to Twitch. I know what I've said this past year but Youtube is just too broken and biased against me by the detractors and I have a responsibility to my family."

That shit would work. It's a damn good thing DSP doesn't read the Farms.
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