DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DarkFuhDillz]

Rhetorical question as we all know the answer, why the fuck does he always refer to his cat as "Jasper Kitty" like a first and last name basis.

He’s a grown skinny fat cartman?

 

[Lazycunt]

Between this cringefest and him bitching about getting $1 tips instead of $5 for the animations, he's just begging for Kat to bitchslap him for being an annoying cunt.

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420 bullshit while you are in your 40s is the gayest shit especially if you dont actually smoke and have never smoked.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He really wants in LTG's pants.

1:57

 

[Burl McMillan]

He really wants in LTG's pants.

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Phil, LTG is not going to fuck you. Please stop this.

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

He really wants in LTG's pants.

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DSP cries about LTG bringing up his name while he does nothing but lust after LTG then says LTG is his bitch

 

[Elbe]

1:14

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Between this cringefest and him bitching about getting $1 tips instead of $5 for the animations, he's just begging for Kat to bitchslap him for being an annoying cunt.

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HES ON DRUGS

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The face of someone who truly enjoys gaming

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I really don't understand why you guys keep saying Phil is boring as a lolcow when we have:

1) Chris Chan, who basically does not do anything anymore. People just show up on the board to hope to be able to doxx the evasive unicorn Flutter.
2) BossManJack, who basically does the same thing every single day. Wins money gambling, burns all money gambling, rinse and repeat. So fun.
3) Every single female Lolcow who is just an OnlyFans whore and the only entertainment is to see how she will end up turning into a cat lady.
4) Every deathfat lolcow who only entertainment is seeing them eat themselves to death.
5) Furries, PDFs and serial killers.

Most lolcow ARE boring as shit. I actually think Phil is one of the most interesting ones, because he's not some weird fucked up guy, he's just an average guy who hit the jackpot (youtube money) and managed to squander it all because of his planet sized ego and pathologically liar complex. His story is insanely relatable because it could happen to anyone if they let their narcissist tendencies take over.

Phil does some retarded thing every single day to protect his narcissistic ego, and he keeps digging himself lower and lower. The show is a slow burn for sure, but it's constantly evolving because of Phil's mental sanity continuing to decline because of his actions. Just compare Phil from 5 years ago to current Phil, he degraded so much. And when it all ends, it will be an insanely interesting ending to see an old man who had it all and ruined it.

Plus, it's insanely cathartic to see such a huge piece of shit lose everything. Maybe justice exists in this world.

I think when Phil becomes an old man, and he will still keep begging money on stream, the show will become both insanely funny and sad to watch.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

LTG has already beaten DSP in fighting games. They randomly matched in USFIV and maybe 5 if I remember correctly.

 

[spacko]

He really wants in LTG's pants.

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oh good this is relevant again

0:12

 

[DerelictOnion]

3) Every single female Lolcow who is just an OnlyFans whore and the only entertainment is to see how she will end up turning into a cat lady.

Might I suggest Tophiachu? If you are used to OnlyFans whores, you might be........(un)pleasantly surprised by her.

As for Phil - a lot of his appeal comes from the fact that he has such a deep decades-spanning lore that there is some satisfaction in knowing stuff about him and understanding why he is one of the most unpleasant people on the Internet. Something tourists would never experience.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

He really wants in LTG's pants.

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You now realize why Phil was put on medication early in his life to stop him "doing something crazy" over some girl. Dude won't take "no" for an answer.

 

[ManakaLala]

The LTG shit is pure lunacy. This one-sided feud, started by DSP and brought up again completely unprompted by Phil a year later is only vaguely remembered by anyone because he changed his whole warddrobe and backdrop to accomodate LTG's insults.

And how does Phil know so much about this dudes life? Are you a stalker? Do you hang out in a secret Discord where people gossip about these things? Sounds kind of unhinged and mentally deranged dude.

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

And how does Phil know so much about this dudes life?

Ironic of Phil to talk so much shit about his detractors and then do exactly what they do to another lolcow

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Ready for the same "my audience just doesn't seem to like Nintendo!" rant for the billionth time in 18 years? Maybe if this spaz didn't treat Nintendo games the same way he treats Indie games (which he totally loves btw, doods) he could attract the man-babies that like these games.

I love how in his mind Indies and Nintendo games are a genre of their own.

It's really crazy when you think about it how closeminded he is as a gamer while doing that as a job for 16+years

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Between this cringefest and him bitching about getting $1 tips instead of $5 for the animations, he's just begging for Kat to bitchslap him for being an annoying cunt.

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oh wow for about 2 seconds it looked almost like he was having fun on his mahture adult stream. SHUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW

 

[Balr0g]

So with only 6 goals left to hit the 100 mark will he tardwrangle his dentheads to spit out 900$ between today and tomorrow (he has his FOOD and BOOZE oh and also gaming shit planned for Friday right?)? I fear the begging and guilt tripping will be off the charts. Or he has already prearanged tips to lead detractors by the nose thinking he will not hit it before friday. I for one expect heavy whaling

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So with only 6 goals left to hit the 100 mark will he tardwrangle his dentheads to spit out 900$ between today and tomorrow (he has his FOOD and BOOZE oh and also gaming shit planned for Friday right?)? I fear the begging and guilt tripping will be off the charts. Or he has already prearanged tips to lead detractors by the nose thinking he will not hit it before friday. I for one expect heavy whaling

There's always a whale or a dent that falls for it.

Or maybe neger will give him 1000$ just like last time

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Rhetorical question as we all know the answer, why the fuck does he always refer to his cat as "Jasper Kitty" like a first and last name basis.

I think his actual reason was "so you guys won't think there's a guy named Jasper here" or something autistic like that. But I can't find it with PPG, so don't quote me on it.