Dadslop/Momslop - Simple meals made in an Instant Pot or skillet that take no effort but taste delicious

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Bofa Shekelstein

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Dadslop and Momslop are meals that are extremely easy to make; think crockpot, instant pot, one-skillet meals. They're a staple for busy moms, busy dads, and depressed college kids alike. They tend to revolve around ground beef, sausage, or chicken plus a grain--potatoes, rice, pasta, etc.

Myself being of the latter category, I have developed several slop meals that take virtually zero effort but are amazingly delicious. Post your own in the replies.

My slop meals:

Ground Beef Sauce + Pasta

- Add chopped or minced onions/garlic to a skillet if desired and cook over medium heat with a pinch of salt, until aromatic and soft.
- Add 1-1.5lbs of ground beef and cook over medium-high heat.
- Break up into small pieces and stir and shake until everything's fully browned and no pink remains.
- Drain the beef into a sealable container. You'll want to save this, tallow is liquid gold.
- Add 1-1.5 cans of storebought pasta sauce of any flavor of your choice. Mix until beef is fully immersed.
- Increase heat to high until boiling, then decrease heat to low.
- Add lots of salt, black pepper, oregano, red pepper flakes (if desired), and any other seasonings of choice.
- Stir in, and let simmer for 20 minutes for a liquid consistency or up to 60 minutes for a thicker, beefier sauce.
- Cook pasta of choice according to package instructions.
- Serve sauce over pasta with shredded cheese.

Garlic Butter Chicken Ramen/Rice

- Slice chicken thighs, breasts, or tenderloins into small pieces, and dice a small onion.
- Add 1/2-1tbsp of butter to a skillet over medium heat
- Once butter is melted, add onion, cooking for 2-3 minutes until soft.
- Add chicken, season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and paprika/chili powder. Cook through, 3-4 mins each side. Prefer longer times, don't fret about overcooking.
- Set contents into a container.
- Melt 1 tbsp of butter in the same skillet and add 3 cloves of garlic (minced).
- Add 1tbsp of soy sauce and 1tbsp of sesame oil.
- Adjust ratios as you see fit. Stir & simmer until sufficiently aromatic , and transfer to another container.
- Cook your favorite ramen noodles or rice according to package instructions. (instant/microwave is okay too)
- Drain water and place cooked ramen or rice in skillet. Add the butter sauce and stir well. Add salt, black pepper, and red pepper flakes (if desired).
- Add chicken and onions back to skillet and stir well. Cut into smaller pieces if desired.
- Optionally fry or boil an egg as garnish and serve.

Garlic Butter Chicken + Sweet Potatoes
Exact same as above, but cook cubed sweet potatoes (skin-on) with the chicken instead of rice/ramen.
You can also skip the step of taking out the potatoes and chicken, and just add the sauce ingredients directly. Ensure to stir well.

I made these as detailed as possible but they are way simpler to make than it sounds. Post your own recipes below.
 
Chunk of beef, quartered potatoes, baby carrots, sliced onion, tossed in a crock with a little water and packet of french onion soup or au jus mix. Maybe some homemade bread to dip in the residual beef juice. Ez after church dinner.
 
This is all good shit, very misleading title. I thought this would be the equivalent of the "we have X at home" kinda cooking, or the "just use this instead because it's easier". I was expecting to hear stories like when I was told "if you don't have sour cream, just mix Greek yogurt and milk, it tastes the same". It didn't, it wasn't even close.
 
Usually twice or thrice a month, my mom would make tomato juice spaghetti, which is really easy to make and only really needs like three to four ingredients.
 
This whole slop meme came from goyslop which is when fast-food business badly and hastily cram a bunch of stale old ingredients into each other to make a low nutritious food but now the term is reaching to the point where a egg sandwich is now considered slop.
 
Crock pot meals are not slop.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich made on a hot dog bun, now that’s dadslop

Still ate it without complaints
 
This is all good shit, very misleading title. I thought this would be the equivalent of the "we have X at home" kinda cooking, or the "just use this instead because it's easier". I was expecting to hear stories like when I was told "if you don't have sour cream, just mix Greek yogurt and milk, it tastes the same". It didn't, it wasn't even close.
My thinking was "questionable shit your parents ate" like my dad eating Oreos+fruit cocktail or classics like "canned peaches+cottage cheese"

Edit: Easy peasy meal is garlic buttered noodles with tuna. Quick, easy, with protein. Recipe is "Boil noodles, drain and return to pot, add 1/4 cup butter and stir over low heat until melted and every noodle is buttery, then sprinkle garlic powder to taste and stir. Open tuna and drain if canned, then add to noodles and stir until warm"

Don't eat if it you plan to go on a date
 
Última edición:
Slop here has a positive connotation. I call the code I write "codeslop" all the time. I call the ridiculous conversations my wife and I "talkslop". Slop is such a beautiful term.
You tell me this, like I should believe you. Ok but then Ill also believe this is the reason your wife no longer gives you “sloppy toppy”
 
This whole slop meme came from goyslop which is when fast-food business badly and hastily cram a bunch of stale old ingredients into each other to make a low nutritious food but now the term is reaching to the point where a egg sandwich is now considered slop.
Just wait until you learn soyjaks were originally meant to parody an actual sort of person.
 
Tuna, mac and cheese and peas or mac and tomato with cornbread is a favorite
 
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