Cringy internet comebacks/insults

[Rand /pol/]

I am making a list of cringy internet comebacks
Feel free to add to my list:
"Take a shower"
"Virgin"
"Incel"
"Soyboy"
Any of the shitty insults with "*" in them
"Stormweenie"
"______tard"
"______fag"
"Goober"

 

[Red Hood]

Snowflake, whether in reference to liberals or thrown back with "Conservatives are the real snowflakes!"

I stand by "Get a job" though. And all variations of "Eat a dick".

 

[RG 448]

Most of those are great comebacks.

 

[skiddlez]

"Virgin"

reminds me of when you accomplish something that takes any amount of time or effort and there's someone (prob projecting) who says "you need to get laid." makes me cringe because it sounds ridiculously insecure and unprovoked, says way more about the person saying it than the person they're saying it to

 

[IV 445]

reminds me of when you accomplish something that takes any amount of time or effort and there's someone (prob projecting) who says "you need to get laid." makes me cringe because it sounds ridiculously insecure and unprovoked, says way more about the person saying it than the person they're saying it to

You want to tai chi that negative energy? Creep them out and say “Is that a proposition?”

 

[BatChatillon]

"I hope your mom dies"
"My father's got a sports car"
"you will die alone"

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

No u

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

There will never be a cringier comeback than Tumblr's "pee your pants."

 

[MG 620]

You're worse than Chris!

 

[Clop]

The only cringy comeback is when you reply to them by acting superior because of them. There's a reason some comebacks are stereotypical. It's the same reason stereotypes exist. They hit a sore spot.

 

[sperginity]

There will never be a cringier comeback than Tumblr's "pee your pants."

Tumblr troons kept getting banned for saying things like "kill all terfs", and so they/them settled on "pee your pants" as an alternative. That's seriously the origin of that dumbass meme.

 

[ES 148]

'no'

 

[Judge Holden]

Variations of "lol triggered"

Especially since SJWs have seemingly adopted it en-masse after Trumpocalypse. While its amusing how quickly they threw aside their deeply held belief in how trigger warnings were super srs and not funny and important, frankly it was never particularly amusing or effective in getting outraged reactions back when it first entered internet vernacular, and now its just pathetic

 

[Postal Dude]

"go off"

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Tumblr troons kept getting banned for saying things like "kill all terfs", and so they/them settled on "pee your pants" as an alternative. That's seriously the origin of that dumbass meme.

Is that really where that stupid reply came from? Holy shit, that's bad.

 

[Nekromantik]

Anything that ends with kiddo/kid.
long rants about how great/smart they are and how much you suck
Get a girlfriend

 

[Rand /pol/]

@Jerry_ smith56 is a pathetic beta cuckold bitch I challenge him to a game of scrabble

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"You're really punching down"

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

*person 1 responds to person 2’s discussion that makes him lose the argument.*

Person 2: “You have an anime pfp.”

 

[sperginity]

"I was hacked!"
"that screenshot is shopped!"
etc