Cringy internet comebacks/insults

[The Great Citracett]

"Milkshake Duck"

Something or someone that was once okay to like, but is now unacceptable/triggering/etc. Usually because of something un-PC in their past. "I used to like that guy, but I just found a 5-year-old tweet where he defended gamers! He's a Milkshake Duck!"

SJW types have been trying to force that into being a meme for two solid years now and it's just not happening. Literally anyone or anything is a Milkshake Duck if you go by these people's logic. Also, it just sounds fucking stupid.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"Milkshake Duck"

Something or someone that was once okay to like, but is now unacceptable/triggering/etc. Usually because of something un-PC in their past. "I used to like that guy, but I just found a 5-year-old tweet where he defended gamers! He's a Milkshake Duck!"

SJW types have been trying to force that into being a meme for two solid years now and it's just not happening. Literally anyone or anything is a Milkshake Duck if you go by these people's logic. Also, it just sounds fucking stupid.

The name is completely laughable. Imagine if someone on the street called you a milkshake duck. It's such a fucking stupid name. The name indicates absolutely nothing about its meaning, which is arguably why its so weak. The best part of an insult is that it clearly indicates what its supposed to mean. If I called you a fucking idiot, you'd know exactly what I mean. If I called you a Milkshake Duck, not only does it not make sense, but chances are you have no idea what I called you, and the entire point of the insult is lost.

 

[KiwiKritter]

“Nub” is one IMO

Also when SJWs unironically call people “cissys” or “straightys”

 

[cornucopia]

anything that starts with "listen here, kid..." or anything along the lines of "i could kill you and make it look like an accident"

 

[Pyromaniac]

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"

OBJECTION!

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

anything that starts with "listen here, kid..." or anything along the lines of "i could kill you and make it look like an accident"

Counter-point: the Navy SEAL copypasta will never not be funny.

 

[Konover]

people who retort with "SSHHHHH" need to get their keyboards taken away.

 

[Rand /pol/]

People who use NPC or soy as an insult unironically need to be punished like Chris

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

"Milkshake Duck"

Something or someone that was once okay to like, but is now unacceptable/triggering/etc. Usually because of something un-PC in their past. "I used to like that guy, but I just found a 5-year-old tweet where he defended gamers! He's a Milkshake Duck!"

SJW types have been trying to force that into being a meme for two solid years now and it's just not happening. Literally anyone or anything is a Milkshake Duck if you go by these people's logic. Also, it just sounds fucking stupid.

The name is completely laughable. Imagine if someone on the street called you a milkshake duck. It's such a fucking stupid name. The name indicates absolutely nothing about its meaning, which is arguably why its so weak. The best part of an insult is that it clearly indicates what its supposed to mean. If I called you a fucking idiot, you'd know exactly what I mean. If I called you a Milkshake Duck, not only does it not make sense, but chances are you have no idea what I called you, and the entire point of the insult is lost.

Well shit, no wonder why they say the left can't meme

 

[UnKillFill]

reminds me of when you accomplish something that takes any amount of time or effort and there's someone (prob projecting) who says "you need to get laid." makes me cringe because it sounds ridiculously insecure and unprovoked, says way more about the person saying it than the person they're saying it to

Man, somebody really needs to get laid.

 

[skiddlez]

Man, somebody really needs to get laid.

Thinking about it more, I think what people who say that are thinking is "wow if I have all the time in the world and I'm not having sex, then this guy who just worked his ass off on X is too autistically dedicated to X to ever have sex, ever!" which doesn't even make sense because that shit only takes like 10 minutes anyway. Usually takes longer to eat.

Furthermore, people who say it are probably extremely sex-obsessed, it's always weird to have sex brought up in a conversation that has nothing to do with sex.

 

[Rand /pol/]

The only acceptable comebacks are saying you fucked someone's mom or that they're a cuck

 

[UnKillFill]

Thinking about it more, I think what people who say that are thinking is "wow if I have all the time in the world and I'm not having sex, then this guy who just worked his ass off on X is too autistically dedicated to X to ever have sex, ever!" which doesn't even make sense because that shit only takes like 10 minutes anyway. Usually takes longer to eat.

Furthermore, people who say it are probably extremely sex-obsessed, it's always weird to have sex brought up in a conversation that has nothing to do with sex.

TBH, I was just fucking with you man, I actually agree with you, it really is a shitty insult.

 

[skiddlez]

TBH, I was just fucking with you man, I actually agree with you, it really is a shitty insult.

I figured. It was just a delayed afterthought, I posted that like a week ago and then you replied so I saw it again and decided to add more :autism: to it.

 

[UnKillFill]

I figured. It was just a delayed afterthought, I posted that like a week ago and then you replied so I saw it again and decided to add more :autism: to it.

Yeah you posted it a week ago, but I only just saw it tonight. I guess :late: is a correct response lol, but meh.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

"You're mad." or "I'm a Kiwi Farms mod."

 

[Preferred Penne]

I remember this one guy who would pop up on random sites and comment sections telling people to "go fuck a goat". That was his best and only insult.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Thinking about it more, I think what people who say that are thinking is "wow if I have all the time in the world and I'm not having sex, then this guy who just worked his ass off on X is too autistically dedicated to X to ever have sex, ever!" which doesn't even make sense because that shit only takes like 10 minutes anyway. Usually takes longer to eat.

Furthermore, people who say it are probably extremely sex-obsessed, it's always weird to have sex brought up in a conversation that has nothing to do with sex.

Lol sounds like something a virgin would say.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Mine would probably be "Yikes" or any of the infinite variations of "Read this article to find out why you're wrong, no I won't quote the relevant section or even give any kind of hint what it might be"

Also "This person made a valid and logical point, however they follow X who follows Y who one time made a comment that could be construed as mildly supportive of a member of gamergate, therefore I can't be bothered to follow their logic."

 

[Rand /pol/]

"Look it up"
Or
"Google it"
If you use any of those you should be killed like Crassus

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

"Dox yourself or else you're a pussy!"