Cooking with Chef Thomas Jay Wasserberg - ITT: Culinary Abominations Against the Lord to Rival Scalfani &/or DSP

[MarineTrainedTard]

I would posit that if you are able to eat untreated olives without being completely disgusted by the intense bitterness, your tastes buds are completely dead

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hope you get severe botulism @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Army Burger]

Hope you get severe botulism @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

Or e coli, that would work too

 

[AnOminous]

no you shouldn't dumpster dive meat from random people's homes. that's not a thing you should do. I never have dumpstered dived meat because you don't know whether or not there's been a recall.
the only things I've ever dumpster dived for was behind ULTA and a certain apartment place that's in a high end neighborhood. ( call me lazy kiwis but when you see flat screen TVs and other high end shit just on the curb I call it a come up.)
as someone who knows about dumpster diving you're doing it wrong.

One based white man was so disgusted at this filthy rat rooting around in his dumpster that he shot him in the spleen.

Can you even imagine how pathetic a loser you have to be to get shot in the spleen? Who does that happen to? A lolcow. Only a lolcow could possibly have this happen to them because you laugh just hearing about it.

https://archive.vn/cHY8p is the news story about it. Tommy Tooter was so disgusting, in the urban part of California, that he is personally credited with creating hatred of the homeless. "The shooting of a transient and threats of further violence shocked Venice this week as residents of the fractious beach community continued to square off over the emotional issue of the homeless."

Even in the population of homeless bums, Tom was so disgusting someone felt compelled to literally shoot him in the spleen.

No population wants this freak. If you viewed Tom as a representative of any group, you would as a decent human being begin to loathe that group, no matter how hard you struggled against your own prejudice.

He is a curse on any group he belongs to, even humanity itself. Look at this gurning goblin, this freak, this fuckwad, and despair. This thing shares a genome with you.

 

[Niggaplease]

I know an intermittently homeless veteran who has never worked. Even when he has a home he dumpster dives. He has bowel problems and food poisoning all the time.
last I heard, he was on meth and coke.
Tommie Jayne reminds me of this hobo vet so much.

there's 3 types of dumpster divers:
1. homeless druggies and mentally ill
2. people who take food waste seriously.
3. people who want free shit.

I've never really dumpster dived for food because 1. I'm not desperate for food 2. raccoons possums and other pests get to it first. but realistically speaking ULTA my local store throws out thousands of unused tester products every quarter. I once found a whole line of nyx testers still new in the package est retail 1200.
not all dumpster diving is bad but Tommy is doing it wrong.

 

[Marble Jack]

I think I pulled all of his food creepshots from the main thread. Enjoy the horror and look upon thy gastric death.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I think I pulled all of his food creepshots from the main thread. Enjoy the horror and look upon thy gastric death.
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Well, not hungry anymore. Thanks?

Seriously though, seeing that chimeric assortment of dumpster cuisine is nausea inducing. Damn.

 

[Marble Jack]

The worm on the salmon fillet is the chef's kiss of his whole garbage eating lifestyle.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

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Well, not hungry anymore. Thanks?

Seriously though, seeing that chimeric assortment of dumpster cuisine is nausea inducing. Damn.

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

 

[Easy J]

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

You're really desperate for attention, dogfucker. What's your excuse? Born-to-privilege hobo living on welfare and hated by all?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

I'm just here for a few laughs, chump. Got back from a nice vacation last week, and the shitpost itch needed to be scratched. You're the easiest to bait into a rage, so why work harder than necessary?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Well that sure does looks like the kind of food a perpetually stoned hobo would eat.

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

That's true, they've very overprivileged. They don't have it hard like, say, a welfare leech who gets handed and within a few months squanders about one hundred fifty thousand dollars from their rich family (and who is also an incel).

You're projecting again Tom.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

That's true, they've very overprivileged. They don't have it hard like, say, a welfare leech who gets handed and within a few months squanders about one hundred fifty thousand dollars from their rich family (and who is also an incel).

Thanks for understanding the struggle of this middle class man overpriveleged, wealthy fundie.

 

[Marble Jack]

You are really mad about the idea that someone finds you revolting. You should speak to a counselor about that.

 

[EyeBP]

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

Ugh well I knew u were a trash eating pedo but omfg seeing it all collated in one place. I think I'd eat Jack Scalfani's food before I even touched anything shown particularly the sandwich made from what appears to be some form of none too fresh dogfood. Even his 'wet' chicken is probably more edible than these. Literally my dog would turn his nose up at those 'meals' and feeding those to him is likely to require vet visits.

Those worms like the one on the salmon are edible (some of them) and are eaten in tofu in some parts of the world however in this case ugh and omfg the rest is just parasitic worms with a side order of food posioning. Did no one in the school system ever try to teach u about hygiene? I also cannot believe your Dad would have taught you to do this as I am to understand your family is well enough off that they are not trash eating hobos...

 

[WASR96]

He's just calling out your bullshit, like when you tried to tell us all earlier this year that you've never dumpster dived. Yet that first picture shows that not only did you dumpster dive, you grabbed sloppy seconds from a school cafeteria dumpster, AND you were proud enough to post it to Facebook for some horrifying reason. What a gross, sad life you lead.

 

[blablabla]

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

you really are stuck on that fantasy that people who mocks you are kids. everyone of us is your better. you fat retarded pedo piece of shit.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Reminder that Tom's tastebuds are so shot that he eats uncured olives and actually got mad when I pointed out how a normal person would find them inedible.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Just a reminder that Tom takes more showers in a month then he cleans his smoothie mug.

 

[WASR96]

Just a reminder that Tom takes more showers in a month then he cleans his smoothie mug.

That fucking mug. As much as Tom claims to be a hippie, he sure doesn't seem to mind owning a biochemical weapon.