Cooking with Chef Thomas Jay Wasserberg - ITT: Culinary Abominations Against the Lord to Rival Scalfani &/or DSP

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That fucking mug. As much as Tom claims to be a hippie, he sure doesn't seem to mind owning a biochemical weapon.

It's like Tom looked at a sourdough starter and went "but what if it was drinkable"

 

[AnOminous]

I think I pulled all of his food creepshots from the main thread. Enjoy the horror and look upon thy gastric death.
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All this shit looks like fucking vomit! How does Tom not DIE?

The worm on the salmon fillet is the chef's kiss of his whole garbage eating lifestyle.

He literally eats food with fucking worms on it. Die Tom!

 

[Baguette Child]

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Whatever is in this image, my browser has absolutely refused to display it after multiple attempts. Perhaps it is the hand of some benevolent deity saying "no, child, you have suffered enough of Thomas today."

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

That worm is a prime example of why to think twice before eating sushi. But, if fried properly, all the eggs in the meat "should" be killed.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Whatever is in this image, my browser has absolutely refused to display it after multiple attempts. Perhaps it is the hand of some benevolent deity saying "no, child, you have suffered enough of Thomas today."

It's a low-tier meme with a bum digging through rotten lettuce in a dumpster and Tom's face hastily shopped onto it. You're not missing much lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Whatever is in this image, my browser has absolutely refused to display it after multiple attempts. Perhaps it is the hand of some benevolent deity saying "no, child, you have suffered enough of Thomas today."

You're better off. Not even the Jack Scalfani thread has "food" this absolutely repulsive.

 

[SofondaCox]

Without even looking at the "food", the conditions he is prepping in are so shocking, so repellent, it's unfathomable. Leave it to Tom - whatever he does, wherever he goes, it's going to be the foulest, most appalling possible circumstance. Poverty is not always a choice, but cleanliness fucking is. Basic hygiene is something even human waste like Tom can afford. He's like one of those railway hobos, who has embraced filth and indigency and declared it a lifestyle.

There's no way this putrid nigger has even a dime left. All that money gone, and right back to what he's always been - gutter trash. What a filthy fucking waste you are, Tom.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Ah, free-range nematode cutlets and a towering flagon of twice-recycled cat vomit served at body temperature. C'est magnifique!

 

[AnOminous]

Ah, free-range nematode cutlets and a towering flagon of twice-recycled cat vomit served at body temperature. C'est magnifique!

Imagine actually taking pictures of absolute toxic waste slop like this, with literal worms on it, and thinking this is something you should show other people.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Imagine actually taking pictures of absolute toxic waste slop like this, with literal worms on it, and thinking this is something you should show other people.

That's what makes Tom... well, Tom. A normal person's mental process is:
"I want to take a picture of my food to show it off. I should make sure it looks like I put in effort, I'll make sure to have the presentation of the dish look nice! Oh, and I gotta frame the picture properly so no-one sees I haven't done the dishes yet!"
Whereas Tom thinks:
"I should take a picture of my food to show off." And just does. There's no internal process other than the idea to do something, and doing it. His higher thought function is completely shot from untreated mental illness and rampant drug abuse.

 

[draggs]

you are really desperate for attention, son. what's your trip? overpriviliged incel living in mommy's basement nobody likes?

Weren't you never again entering this place, like your mug has never entered hot soapy water?

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

"Another fine salvaged meal."

Jesus Christ.....

 

[Banh Xeo]

How often do you take dewormer Tom? I usually deworm my dog every three months or when she eats poo on the ground or catches a rodent

 

[AnOminous]

How often do you take dewormer Tom? I usually deworm my dog every three months or when she eats poo on the ground or catches a rodent

I think he just lets them duke it out in his guts like some kind of Worm Thunderdome. He's probably more worm than man by this point.