Picture this. Chris shows up on the doorstep of one of his orbiters rambling about needing a place to stay just for a little while because the merge will definitely happen soon. He's almost reluctantly let in, but they figure they can get some super funny content, possibly boost their Twitch channel by having Chris be their gimmick. They let him stay but under the pretense that he needs to find another place in a month. He agrees.
The first couple of days are okay. He's fucking weird talking to his imaginary waifus and husbandos but it's bearable. By the end of the week everything stinks with BO and middle school girl body spray. Items are clammy by him being perpetually sweaty. Shelf space slowly disappears. Walls are being littered with autistic drawings. They finally realize too late that he has been moving the contents of his old house into their two bedroom apartment. He refuses to leave and goes into hedgehog mode everytime they try and talk to him about it. They break lease and leave, leaving Chris behind. He becomes the leasing office problem but they eventually get him to leave under the threat of arrest. He manages to shuffle all his junk back into his car and a storage unit. He moves onto the next orbiter and the process repeats itself until he dies.
