Money Chandlers sued for debt megathread

I guarantee if Chris started an AirBnB, unfunny tards would flock to it to try and hang out with Chris "for the lolz". He wouldn't even have to cook or clean.
You are right, lunatics would do it and we would have another super thread here to contain the tism.
 
Since apparently every debt collector on the fucking planet is suing him, I might as well cash in on the trend.
I'm suing Chris for being a big stinky gay dumb-dumb.
 
I guarantee if Chris started an AirBnB, unfunny tards would flock to it to try and hang out with Chris "for the lolz". He wouldn't even have to cook or clean.
Can you imagine being a 19-year-old renting there, believing you're embarking on some epic trolling adventure, only to wake up bored and dejected one morning to be assaulted by Chris grabbing your ass, kissing you, and saying, "It's either cash, grass, or ass".
 
Can you imagine being a 19-year-old renting there, believing you're embarking on some epic trolling adventure, only to wake up bored and dejected one morning to be assaulted by Chris grabbing your ass, kissing you, and saying, "It's either cash, grass, or ass".
They enter the house and are assaulted by the smell of pet shit, rotting garbage, and BO.

There is a small, bare mattress in the corner of a room with a giant, precarious pile of hoard that could fall over and crush them in their sleep.

Chris refuses to do anything to properly maintain a proper bed and breakfast and asks the guests to go get groceries for him and Barb and to spend their own money because of the Chandler's financial troubles.

I want this so badly, but Chris is just too damn lazy.
 
I guarantee if Chris started an AirBnB, unfunny tards would flock to it to try and hang out with Chris "for the lolz". He wouldn't even have to cook or clean.
Chris will overprice the rent as he'll call it a celebrity house. The only way to make it worth staying is to get as much information on Chris as possible and steal that seems valuable, sterilization will be needed
 
What happens to the hoard when Chris has to move out of 14BC? Will the city supply him with help or will he have to make his own arrangements to clear the place?
 
Does Chris have legal representation for this case? There seem to be a lot of law firms out there now that have considerable experience in getting suits from Portfolio Recovery Associates thrown out. Chris is 100% responsible for the debt but he's hardly going up against the brightest minds the US legal profession has to offer.

Possibly. I can’t really imagine he or Barb have the wherewithal to actually look into that though. As far as the Sonichu Mecca goes aka Branchland Court, when Barb dies, I don’t see Chris living there for very long. As good as he is with the mortgage (can’t believe I’m saying that) houses obviously need upkeep and making it an Airbnb will only attract wieners for a very short time. A nice long relaxing vacation of moldy carpets, cat crap, bo and garbage everywhere.
 
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