🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Ralph you haven’t forgotten huh. Minnesota. The wedgie threats? You bringing that knife you said you’d stab me with? Be seeing you at the ren faire.
 
Piggy gonna cut you
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Fat chance. First of all he’s flying and he’s too cheap to check bags. Second of all there’s security at the gates checking to make sure even gay little prop weapons aren’t sharpened.

Thirdly: show me the knife piggy
Ethan literally can't afford plastic utensils, let alone a gas station mystery metal pocket knife. Does he think we all forgot the stream of him gorging on food with his hands like a somali?
 
Not necessary, the dumb whore is flying her gigolo in.
Wait, so Scatlett didn’t pay for this flight, she called AA and ‘arranged’ another flight out for no additional charge? Little ethan ralph couldn’t make that call himself, had to have his mommy do it for him?

Every time you think he’s sunk to a new level of pathetic incompetence he finds a way to sink even lower. It’s even funnier given the badass tough guy persona he tries to project.
 
There are two things I find funny here:

1. Threatening to knife someone is probably the most stereotypical trailer trash thing imaginable.

2. Ralph is way too timid to ever knowingly insert himself into a potentially physical confrontation. This is all just a performance demanded from both, his white trash genes and his womanly personality.
 
There are two things I find funny here:

1. Threatening to knife someone is probably the most stereotypical trailer trash thing imaginable.

2. Ralph is way too timid to ever knowingly insert himself into a potentially physical confrontation. This is all just a performance demanded from both, his white trash genes and his womanly personality.
Personally I’m offended he’s just using a stock image he grabbed after googling “knife”. But that’s because he doesn’t have a knife. He didn’t even post a cool knife either! Yeah that kitchen knife photo is going to be super useful when the wedgie arrives
 
Personally I’m offended he’s just using a stock image he grabbed after googling “knife”. But that’s because he doesn’t have a knife. He didn’t even post a cool knife either! Yeah that kitchen knife photo is going to be super useful when the wedgie arrives
Would you expect anything less from da Ralphamale though?
Don't worry Scarlett has his hunchback
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LOL. Assuming da Ralphamale doesn't bitch out (:optimistic:) his paranoia was already going to run wild by virtue of Scarlett alone. Then, Scarlett and Grace, and Scarlett posting this shit on top of that???? It doesn't matter if she realizes what she's doing or not, I love da Queen.
 
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