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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Would Grace's simp throw Ralph a beating for his ladies honor?
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Would Grace's simp throw Ralph a beating for his ladies honor?
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It's so obvious that he's trying to make Scarlett jealous with these tweets. A guy who's 40, looks like 60 and acts like he's a 12 year old girl.
:diddler:Tee hee hee, Scarscar is going to have a nuclear meltdown when she reads that Grace is making me want to come. Well deserved, she was like a total meanie to me!
 
Ralph has totally be blacklisted from major international airlines. Google claims long one way trips run as cheap as $185 and up to $700. If he is saying it was the $700 last minute but also with a bus he fucked up hard. All it takes is planning 60 days in advanced to drop the ticket price to under $200.
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Sadly despite him saying he wants to be in Chicago he is flexing that he is still not in the US. I bet it will be another 72 hours before he can get there given the next flight to get to Chicago will take 28 hours which is too soon for Ralph.
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Not sure that ralph realises just how grotesque he's looking atm, and that he'll be appearing on other people's footage not just his own. He better pack an extra bottle of xannies.
 
He can go through all of this rigmarole to LARP as an international pimp to his 5 viewers but not to see his children.

Money isn't even an issue because Mommy Scarlett will cover the cost of every pill-induced fuck up en route.

Sad.
 
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I had to look it up, apparently Goad was some kind of zine writer. Only the highest tier of guests on the Keelstream!
And he beat his wife ! He wrote a bunch of books in the 90s and early aughts that right wing tards like Goyvin McInnes (famous for shoving a TV remote up his ass) find to be good.
 
You really have to wonder why the Vickers clan aren't taking advantage of this ongoing situation. Smarter co-parents would have had the court terminate Ralph's parental rights several times over by now.
 
Money isn't even an issue because Mommy Scarlett will cover the cost of every pill-induced fuck up en route.
And we all know how she gets the money to pay for Ralph. So Ralph is cool with his girlfriend taking loads from strangers that’s a special kind of loneliness, agreeing to be a cuck to not be alone. Really, any woman that will hang out with Ralph now is fucking other dudes, from his señoritas to Delaney, that’s grim. Ralph, time to buy a rope and find a strong beam.

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You really have to wonder why the Vickers clan aren't taking advantage of this ongoing situation. Smarter co-parents would have had the court terminate Ralph's parental rights several times over by now.

Because its not that easy. Hed basically have to be one step away from actively harming xannie-der. If stupidity bad judgement drug use and whore mongering were offenses to lose a child there would be literally NO black parents.

Mantsu Horse Face Pacusa has a better case pleading active abandonment (still wouldn't work horse racing daily puts odds at 95 percent failure rate) but shes actually smart leaving him in this legal limbo as any first move she makes forces him to make a show out of the proceedings and in turn turn himself into a martyr and thus give him hust enough slack to avoid the whole thing.

I belive there is an archaic law in NYS where as if show good faith attempts to contact a parent about custodial issues and the parent either ducks or obfuscates responsibilities after certain amounts of time and circumstances you can ex parte petition for termination of rights.

She might just be sitting by sending legal paper work from a law office via certified mail to the last known Addy She has for Ralph and it either is the wrong address because Yuah WonT DOx Me To DUh AYLawgs biShHHhHh and she doesnt have his physical address or she does and he refuses to receive any such mail without being sure whats inside.

Shes not that smart I know......but Harry is.
 
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