🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Rage Pig]

Gabe Hoffman keeps mogging the low-t Ralphapussy and reminds everyone that Piggy is full of shit.

1:03

Maybe this time he's not telling lies? Hunter Moore is such a huge fan of the Killstream that he'll pay for Piggys trip, just like mommy Scarlett! He wants a piece of the Ralphabussy.

1:14

Piggy is a huge piece of shit, nothing new here.

1:29

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just enjoy that there’s a Jewish hedge fund manager who takes time out of his day to go around and beat up the destitute for no other reason than the thrill of it. It’s too perfect, the writers really outdid themselves here.

On the face of it you’d think rich Jew bullying white trash is some form of Nazi or communist propaganda but you dig more and find out white trash did it to himself and it’s just a happy coincidence.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It’s too perfect, the writers really outdid themselves here.

Skitzo theory: what if Gabe is really Ralph's handler in a mossad psyop to discredit the Alt-Right. Who else could funnel just enough money to keep piggy going?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Skitzo theory: what if Gabe is really Ralph's handler in a mossad psyop to discredit the Alt-Right. Who else could funnel just enough money to keep piggy going?

Too far fetched as a Mossad op with how irrelevant he is now. With everything we know, Ralph being on the payroll of the SPLC to collect info on donations and guests would be a better theory. The SPLC being behind Ralph’s rise to fame and made donations just to scream about anti semitism and finally pull him off YouTube after the St Jude stream would also be an entertaining possibility

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I just enjoy that there’s a Jewish hedge fund manager who takes time out of his day to go around and beat up the destitute for no other reason than the thrill of it. It’s too perfect, the writers really outdid themselves here.

On the face of it you’d think rich Jew bullying white trash is some form of Nazi or communist propaganda but you dig more and find out white trash did it to himself and it’s just a happy coincidence.

The funny thing to me is that I think Gabe is a pretty conservative guy, which is not all that common for an American Jew. Alogging Ralph and sektur crap in general is a conservative sport, really. Rarely will I see anyone on the left engage with it and the two names I can think of are Destiny and Vaush, who only wondered in because they're both degenerate retards.

Now it could be that the left just refuses to engage in any discussion at all with anyone about anything or it could be that the right really really likes talking about who is eating who's butthole. Maybe both things are true. The world waits and wonders.

 

[HackerX]

The funny thing to me is that I think Gabe is a pretty conservative guy, which is not all that common for an American Jew. Alogging Ralph and sektur crap in general is a conservative sport, really. Rarely will I see anyone on the left engage with it and the two names I can think of are Destiny and Vaush, who only wondered in because they're both degenerate retards.

Now it could be that the left just refuses to engage in any discussion at all with anyone about anything or it could be that the right really really likes talking about who is eating who's butthole. Maybe both things are true. The world waits and wonders.

Doesn't help how little notoriety Ralph has outside da Sektur, and really, the only current non-Sektur notoriety he has all comes from legacy relationships before 2020. Like Keemstar, Boogie, Destiny (I'll loop him in there since I'm pretty sure he engaged with Ralph pre-2020), etc. The issue is all of those people's relative fame has faded, maybe with the exception of Destiny. (I legitimately don't follow him enough, but I assume he's still making good enough money.

Ofc, they faded for various reasons, but the common one will always be time. The only reason people don't view Ralph's downswing from that lens (and rightfully so) is because of all the dumb shit he constantly did, and regularly setting new standards on what it means to "Go lower".

However, time fucked Ralph just the same. The fact his network effectively stopped growing after 2020, and obviously all his zany antics ensuring anyone with a lick of self-preservation wouldn't interact with him, kinda ensured that no one outside of da Sektur would even know he exists. Especially when people outside da Sektur, who knows he exists, know better than to acknowledge Ralph whatsoever.

TBH, it was one of the reasons I got a good chuckle out of Ralph's short-lived attempt to 'rebrand' last year. Where he was gonna stop talking about drama, treat his show seriously, and overall try to act like a professional. That really is his only hope to have the remotest possibility to gain one new viewer ever again, even if Ralph silently watching CNN is some of the most boring content ever. It goes to show that even he knows how fucked he is if things don't change for him. Not just from an IRL perspective, but from a streaming perspective.

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is sliding into dms
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I guarantee Becca knows who Ralph is, if not only via his association with 764 adjacent personalities.

Very performative of him though, I'm pretty sure she has her DM's open, so what's the point of him asking for permission other than to make a public spectacle of it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Where's the pictorial ebidence Jersh?
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Like the FBI cares about what a Mexican Rage Pig thinks.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Holy shit, almost one month without checking in on Ralph and basically NOTHING has happened in that time from what I can see.
It's the same shit as always, the Scarlett thing got old real fast (at least for me, particularly since I can't stand listening to a strung out crackhead rambling on incoherently and the fact that she's obviously doing it all for clout), then there's Gabe obsessively tweeting about Ralph but IDK why anyone would care about the back and forth between them since it's boring as fuck and never goes anywhere, the flagging has been established so many times and he's open about it at this point so that's also not worth anything, him desperately trying to start shit with more famous people used to be funny but almost no one engages him anymore so that doesn't go anywhere either.
Other than those, I don't see anything new (oh and the cancer scare will probably end up like the seizures, heart issues and all other health scares in the past, meaning that nothing will happen).

Unless something HUGE changes, he's really on the final spiral into complete and absolute irrelevancy. I doubt he'll die because spite will keep him going even if his body and mind are completely broken beyond repair, He'll probably have a few weirdos that give him enough money to survive, but I doubt anyone will care.

Ralph's "good ending" would probably have been to die a few years ago (around the time Null first predicted he wouldn't make it through the year), he would have been remembered so much differently, now he'll just be the bum that faded into irrelevancy while hiding out in Mexico.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Holy shit, almost one month without checking in on Ralph and basically NOTHING has happened in that time from what I can see.

There was a cancer scare.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

There was a cancer scare.

Yes, but cancer caught a break and is Ralph-free.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Didn't he admit to swatting on a pillstream not too long ago?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Didn't he admit to swatting on a pillstream not too long ago?
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I wonder what's got piggy so spooked. I thought he was fine with perverted terrorists as long as they terrorize Josh too. Is the hammer finally falling on him and his minions?

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I just enjoy that there’s a Jewish hedge fund manager who takes time out of his day to go around and beat up the destitute for no other reason than the thrill of it. It’s too perfect, the writers really outdid themselves here.

On the face of it you’d think rich Jew bullying white trash is some form of Nazi or communist propaganda but you dig more and find out white trash did it to himself and it’s just a happy coincidence.

If anyone has the resources to save the Farms, it's estimable Zionist Billionaire Gabe Hoffman. Come on, Gabe, pick up the phone.

 

[Evan Kor]

Unless something HUGE changes, he's really on the final spiral into complete and absolute irrelevancy. I doubt he'll die because spite will keep him going even if his body and mind are completely broken beyond repair, He'll probably have a few weirdos that give him enough money to survive, but I doubt anyone will care.

I really hope the horse girl gets the courage to admit that he wanted his daughter aborted and likely made her abort a 2nd child. Considering how little he cares about his daughter, its safe to say that he didn't want her born. I think that public revelation would destroy what little sympathy anyone has for him since they'd realize he's just a subhuman.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph's "good ending" would probably have been to die a few years ago (around the time Null first predicted he wouldn't make it through the year), he would have been remembered so much differently, now he'll just be the bum that faded into irrelevancy while hiding out in Mexico.

I don’t know how to tell you but…



He’s been dead for a very long time and the rest of the Farms is just posting stories about what ifs and we’ve been running with the storyline for years out of boredom.

Didn't he admit to swatting on a pillstream not too long ago?

While having a conversation with Elaine too if I remember correctly

 

[Cheb Dagness]

Is Ralph dead yet?
No?
Still not funny then.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He’s been dead for a very long time and the rest of the Farms is just posting stories about what ifs and we’ve been running with the storyline for years out of boredom.

So The Simpsons then? Shit.

BlueArmedDevil said:
Didn't he admit to swatting on a pillstream not too long ago?

Piggy's scared. Why? I'd look at federal charges as a gift if I was in his position. Him and his possessions would get an all expense paid relocation back to American soil. Sure, if the Kang took a guilty plea he's do some federal time, but if he somehow slipped the charges he'd be set up for a settlement from the government. I'd roll those dice if I was panhandling from a tin shack far from the country my daddy gave me

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I really hope the horse girl gets the courage to admit that he wanted his daughter aborted and likely made her abort a 2nd child. Considering how little he cares about his daughter, its safe to say that he didn't want her born. I think that public revelation would destroy what little sympathy anyone has for him since they'd realize he's just a subhuman.

Unfortunately I don't think that would even register with the weirdos who donate enough to keep him alive. There could be pictorial ebidence of Ralph killing an entire family while drunk driving (I'm still amazed he never killed anyone while he still had access to a car) and that wouldn't change anything for them, they would probably find a justification for it and say it was based.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder what's got piggy so spooked. I thought he was fine with perverted terrorists as long as they terrorize Josh too. Is the hammer finally falling on him and his minions?

My guess is his tardwarangler feeding him info that Elaine is going to face charges. Who knows, maybe she's strung out on something and believes she's going to be arrested. You're right that the only reason he'd make a statement like that is because someone is going to take heat and he needs to slink away like the rat he is.

I would not be surprised to find out is an FBI field office or two refuses international collect calls from Merida over the next week.