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Squealing at a different target nearly every day, desperately trying to start a feud with someone, ANYONE just SOMEONE NOTICE ME PLEEEASE squeeeee weee weeeeee weeeeeeeee

unfortunately being ignored because he’s washed, irrelevant and BORING.
God, I can't even imagine being that miserable because you know how giddy Ralph is when he's xeeting all the time to start feuds. Only to never get a response from anyone who's remotely notable, so all he's left with is the SSS-tier literal whos and the comments section. Yet, that's still somehow enough for him to continue doing it.
 
God, I can't even imagine being that miserable because you know how giddy Ralph is when he's xeeting all the time to start feuds. Only to never get a response from anyone who's remotely notable, so all he's left with is the SSS-tier literal whos and the comments section. Yet, that's still somehow enough for him to continue doing it.
He has Scarlett
Scarlett lubs him
that keeps him going
 
The country his daddy gave him
Imagine being a non-Angloid and supporting England. Lunacy.
I sure how the KillstreemKlassics channel has such hits as

“It’s nawt even HAWT outsiiiide…”

“How many white children do YEW have?!” (yelled at a recording)

“SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD! SAN DIEGO, AUGUST THIRD!“

and of course Ralph’s waggling, malformed trotters in the air after falling out of his chair
Tax freeeee. Every donation you give me is tax freeee.
Ralph is so irrelevant and has fallen so low that even his enemies and latest blood feud victims are literally who’s. Sad! Pathetic!
 
How much time, money, and effort has Jessie expended to turn Gunt into an alog of this literal who? Holy fuck, he's even terrible at that. It took months. Ralph is an easily manipulated, low IQ alcoholic felon and deadbeat father. It's not supposed to be that hard.
One of the reasons that I hate Jesse so much is that he only, (with the expectation of dear leader) goes after people who can’t fight back. He picks people with little or no fan bases to ensure as little risk to himself and his ego as possible.

Honestly it is my sincere belief that is Jesse Piss Stain were subjected to a sudden and sustained campaign of alogging, ala The Quartering, he would have a full on mental breakdown. This belief comes from the fact that he has spent the better part of two decades intentionally building a hug box for himself. In order to interact with his content in any meaningful way, you must give him money first. Thus ensuring everyone who does is already a fan.

My second point is like all “master trolls” willing to fuck with people IRL. He can’t take what he dishes out. He’ll flag down embarrassing stuff about him or anything that is critical of him. He calls you a bitch if you block people but then blocks you himself.

I just really don’t like the guy.
 
Imagine being a non-Angloid and supporting England. Lunacy.
Imagine rooting for the team that knocked you out. That's what Mexicans do. Ralph is bonafide one of them.

Also, Ralph voted for Obama, who happens to be from Kenya Illinois. He doesn't get to talk about the South.

And let's not forget that Donald Trump, who once both Ralph and the Mexican catboy leader of the white race supported, hails from the bowels of the enemy - New York.
 
Ralph likes having his ass eaten because it's gross (and especially gross because it's the Ralpha ass) so that he can humiliate his exes by telling everyone that they ate his ass.

But also, from his perspective, it's passive sexual activity, which is the only kind he's capable of.
It's more practical than that. With his little piggy arms he can't wipe his own ass properly.

That's why he thumbs his women. It's the ragepig equivalent to a pair of monkeys picking the ticks off one another.
 
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